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My wife cries every day and makes trouble every day.

one

Colleagues suddenly sent a few friends saying they were sorry for their wives. When we eat melons, people think that 520 didn't send anything. After midnight, everyone received a group message from his wife on his mobile phone. His wife is good-looking, has a good figure and sings well! I heard that the couple are online dating and have been married for several years. At first they opposed marriage at home, and finally they got together. No one thought that their colleagues would cheat.

two

I quarreled with my wife recently. In fact, I regret every time I get angry. I don't know what to say to calm her down. I just want to hold you tight and keep touching my little head, but when I touch my head, I cry in pettish. Sorry, wife. I love you and don't want to make you angry again. I want to be bored with you all the time.

three

Last year's hammer still said it wasn't a fan of X, but some Li Yutong brain powder was just so funny. Say something. I hope you can find a love rat like X. I'm sorry First of all, I certainly didn't know I had a wife, and I had to be a mistress like Miss Li. I can only say that you deserve it. Li Yutong's mother sent a message. She should go to jail for cheating on her marriage. Ha ha ha ha. Isn't your daughter a mistress in front of others? Who is nobler than who?

four

Suddenly, I figured it out! If: I don't know what a wife is if I marry my husband. Sorry, we are just strangers.

five

Buddha said: If there is no debt, how can we meet? The husband and wife in this life must be the fate of the past life. Come on, wife, let's work together. I'm sorry to make you unhappy today. I will pay attention to the way in the future.

six

Honey, I'm sorry to let you follow me! Tears can only flow into my heart, and I will treat you well in my life!

seven

My husband took the initiative to take a photo with me for the first time.

Say, wife, I'm sorry.

Didn't give you what you wanted

it doesn't matter

It's good to have you.

eight

I have been talking to my wife in Japanese. I spend more than ten hours learning Japanese every day. The power of love is terrible. Let me work hard.

The first time I drove in Japan, I almost got into a fight with the Japanese.

My wife said that no matter what language you learn, you should dare to talk to each other.

I just scolded my wife in the car. I'm sorry. He went too far.

nine

I went to the hospital today, because there was a mistake in the previous appointment (I didn't understand it), so I lost my temper and scolded him, asking him to find another hospital quickly. Then we apologized to each other, and I said, honey, I'm sorry. I shouldn't lose my temper with you. He: Sorry, wife, I'm not familiar with the process. I understand you. You are in a hurry, and it is a special time. Then hug. It's okay. The same is true when you are in love. You dare to express your love and admit your mistakes. There is no cold war. Originally, I said yesterday that I went to the hospital by myself, and I didn't need his company, because he had to hand in the plan today. He teased me and said, no, I have to go with you, or you, a pregnant woman, will have to be called pitiful when you are seen. He worked overtime last night and didn't come home until eleven o'clock, because I had no strength at all. He helped me massage my legs and feet these two days. I asked him when he stole it. He said he was choking me to sleep, and I said, how did you know I was asleep? He: Your breathing becomes even and louder until you snore, hahahahahahaha. Pig, pig, pig girl, yes!

ten

The feeling at the moment is

Women are always at a more disadvantageous position.

There is no substitute for enduring pain.

A man is really not qualified to be sorry for his wife.

I don't want a baby girl at present.

eleven

My son came home trembling and said, Dad, I only got 36 points in the exam today. I said angrily, don't call me dad next time I fail the exam. Tell me when my son comes back from the second interview? Excuse me, brother? . I saw that my wife's mobile phone suddenly fell to the ground and plopped down on her knees: Husband, I resisted, but your father was too strong?

twelve

I can't let my wife down again. I will always remember the mistakes I shouldn't have made in the future. We got married and had children. As a man, I have the responsibility to take care of my wife and children, so I am really sorry for my wife! There is no reason to hurt my wife's heart again! Nothing is an excuse! I must bear in mind that I am already a husband and father, and I can no longer face the sadness of life at will.

thirteen

At three o'clock in the morning, my husband coughed badly and nosebleeds came out. He jumped up and helped him clean it. He was worried and scared, and told him that he could get the sheets. He kept telling me? Honey, I'm sorry. Did I wake you up when I went to bed? . After cleaning up in a hurry, I hugged him and prayed with the bodhisattva over and over again. Please bless him? , just gradually fell asleep.

fourteen

It doesn't matter if I haven't had a rest for more than half a month, but my dear wife takes care of the two little ones at home and cooks for me. It's very hard. I'm sorry, baby! Don't be angry! Husband is wrong.

fifteen

How many times have you thought about it? Love? My first love mysteriously disappeared. When I came back, she told me how good a boy in the class was to her. She couldn't see me, so she decided to apologize to me. The second is a peaceful breakup, with many wives. Maybe she's really not sure what love is. The third one was so morbid that he threatened to die a little farther away and sent photos of pulse-taking to the group. As a result, several of my close friends sprayed dog blood. The last one told me a touching love story between her and her boyfriend, and I realized that there was no love between her and me at all, only her friendship with me and my possessiveness towards her were unilateral love.

Summary: It's good to talk about a chicken love, which is idolized.

sixteen

Ah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Then you are ugly! Dirty pollution

Sorry, honey, sorry, my wife is kneeling, kneeling, kneeling.

I started going to bed early today. After that, Weibo will fly in mode.

The exam is coming, and I'm very upset. Axi is sad.

Give me luck, Amitabha.

seventeen

20 18.6.20 I reflect on myself. Recently, I spend 10 1 on Zi Ning and Messi every day. I don't even care about the return of my treasure. I'm really sad. I'm sorry for Ms. Kim TaeYeon's tears. I'm going to buy 20 albums now to make up for my wife's tears.

eighteen

A man is dying of cancer. Before he died, he told his wife that he wanted to meet the woman he most regretted in his life. His wife agreed and his lover came to the hospital. A man tells his lover that he loves her the most in his life, but he is also the most sorry for her. The man called his wife in again, saying that the 700,000 in this card is all the money I have saved in my life, and I will give it to you. Do you think this man loves his wife more or loves more people?

nineteen

I'm so tired, although I hate to say if. If I am single now, I don't have to feel sorry for my wife and children! So cute and handsome! It's cute to give people away.

twenty

He was drunk and wanted to video with me. After saying a bunch of inexplicable things, he called my wife names, later called me heartless, and finally said sorry, I cried for a long time.

twenty-one

The night before yesterday, he suddenly said to me: Honey, I'm sorry. I've been fighting a lot recently. Whether it's your fault or mine, I still love you very much. Why don't we tolerate each other more in the future?

Although there have been many quarrels recently, I still feel that I live in a honeypot every day.

Let's refuel in different places in the next few days.

Twenty Two

I have a very close male friend who suddenly called me today and said that he wanted me to help him cheat his wife and tell her that we had dinner together last Thursday night. He assured me that he didn't do anything wrong to his wife and family, saying that if I didn't help them, they might get divorced and get angry.

twenty-three

I cried when I saw an article about catching (Dad's) rape and rebirth. Do men feel cheated even if they are sorry for their wives and children?

twenty-four

I think Zhang Longgong and his wife Li Muzi are really cute.

He never dared to speak loudly to Mu Zi.

When two people quarrel, you must never let others hear you, and then quarrel in a low voice. Even if he is unhappy first, he must say sorry first, but in the end, his ability to coax his wife is also very powerful. His mouth is as sweet as honey.

twenty-five

I was wrong. I feel sorry for my wife. It's all my fault.

twenty-six

Wife, my dearest wife, please listen to me. Just now, the cell phone died. I opened it when I got home. I saw the wechat you sent me, and then I answered it. You blacked me out, and then I won't return to WeChat to fix it for you. I gave you too many ideas. Sorry, honey, it won't appear again.

twenty-seven

I miss my baby very much, because I often go out with my elders recently and spend little time with my baby, which makes my baby very sad. I'm sorry. My wife loves you, loves you, loves you, loves you, loves you. I love you the most and only you.

28

Look, silly girl, my husband loves you so much. My husband won't argue with you in the future, but he will coax you and want to make you happy. My wife is always imagining things. I'm sorry, I can't be with you. I wronged you. My husband loves you.

Twenty-nine

My wife is angry with me again. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have made it so bad last night.

thirty

You love your girlfriend as cute as she is. How cute your girlfriend is! I've always been a little grumpy recently. If I am mean to her, she will feel wronged and unhappy. This is my problem. Look at her like a child! Anyway, I know it's my fault that it's not good for her.

Thirty-one

Headache, heartburn. Feel sick. My ears are uncomfortable and I can't lift my arms. My leg is sore. This is my karma. Sorry, wife.

Thirty two

My favorite wife in the world is also my most sorry. She married me and gave me the best youth. Now I can't give her anything. I hate myself.

thirty-three

Honey, I'm sorry, it was too late to watch the ball last night.

I haven't driven all the pictures out yet.

Send some out first, please forgive me. kneel

And then forget it.

I'm going to Guang Zhouta to save my lost friend.

Thirty four

I'll see who the fuck has the guts to call me Germany and Brazil and refuse to fight. It is normal to lose. People have to lose themselves. Why did you win? If you win, you will be very happy. Will the big banker be satisfied? It will kill me. Do you raise my wife and children? Hmm? I didn't want to be sorry to everyone, so I just walked around and scored a goal. That's a leg cramp, so I can kick at will in the group stage.

Thirty-five

Sorry, wife, don't be angry. I was wrong. I said something wrong. Sorry, I love you. I love you very much. Kiss and hug

Thirty-six years old

It was my mother who locked the door with a key when she spoke with her own teeth. I can only blame myself for not saying it in advance. . . . I'm sorry, wife, I didn't say it in advance. Forgive me. . . .

Thirty seven

When my wife came home, my husband was lying in bed, and my wife was about to explode. Husband took out blue underwear from under the bed and cursed: bitch, whose underwear is this? I don't have underwear like this! ? My wife turned white: let me explain. Really? Husband:? Fuck off, I don't want to see you, okay? The wife said gloomily. Sorry, honey, I'll come back when you calm down! ? A naked woman came out of the closet and said in a charming voice, damn it, you still have ideas. You almost ...?

Thirty eight

Ask yourself, I never thought you were my role model.

I don't want to pretend to spend this festival.

I never thought you were worthy of this festival.

I fucking listened to everything I said and did tonight.

It turns out that a father can suddenly go crazy and say death in front of his wife and daughter.

Sorry, I can't wish you a happy Father's Day. I can't say such things. You have hurt me deeply. It is my last patience not to tear you up.

Fuck off. Fuck off on Father's Day.

39 years old

Today, 27+3 days, a little guy weighing two pounds is full of joy in my stomach. My husband is sleepy and has fallen asleep. From time to time, he also brought a few words. He is really too tired to accompany you today. I feel sorry for my wife. In fact, you are already very good, accompany me to watch the extreme challenge, chat with me and eat watermelon with me. If you are sleepy, go to bed early. Love you in the future. Happy Father's Day.

forty

I used to feel super happy when I saw Ni Fusheng's wife every month.

Until I saw my wife's eyes

Sorry, it turned out to be a knife.

But I love you, and I'm not afraid of qaqqq.