Funny quotations about reading.

A good girl is a girl who doesn't get up in the morning, gets up and goes online, doesn't study during the day and doesn't sleep at night. The following are some interesting things I collected about reading, hoping to help you.

Funny talk about reading recommendation 1) Who said that I must study, who allowed me to start school like this?

2) Your problem mainly lies in reading too much and thinking too much.

3) Take off your pants when farting, walk a few steps, and be jealous if you don't fall in love. What a fool! If you don't study, you will fall into the river and try to catch pearls when you die!

4) Ordinary girls at school. Since I came out to work, everything has become beautiful!

5) school phobia, reading phobia, stranger phobia, unfamiliar environment phobia and nostalgia.

6) If you don't study, you are a pig; If you study, you are an educated pig. .

7) When studying, where are the students who hate these words the most-[and recite the full text]

8) Dad, get better soon. I will study hard. I don't want any clothes or snacks, as long as you get better.

9) My family's remark that I study hard is the most depressing remorse.

10) Adults are really struggling. They always tell us that reading is not for ourselves, but for ourselves. What does my poor grades have to do with you?

A good girl is someone who doesn't get up in the morning, gets up and goes online, doesn't study during the day and doesn't sleep at night. 、

2) Mama Bama, it's not that I don't want to study, but I want to play. When I've had enough, I'll study hard, okay?

3) My mother often tells me not to study. Come out to make money. No kidding. Does anyone understand me?

4) Your mother said to study and sleep tomorrow, who is most afraid?

5) A few days later. Don't tell me, I was preparing to study when I finally got together 100 yuan to get a library card.

6) Our study is equivalent to our work, and our parents are the bosses who pay us.

I will study hard.

8) Tomorrow is 520, but my daughter-in-law is studying in another city.

9) We are not reading. But with resentment and anger.

10) My appearance can make me study quietly until graduation.

I hope there will be thunder and strong wind tomorrow, but I just don't want to study.

2) I want to talk about loneliness when I am injured and wronged. I also want someone to study with me and crush the road. I also want to give up my efforts and vent my grievances.

3) Because of the pressure, my girlfriend stopped studying and went to work. My school drove my girlfriend away. You're really great.

4) Studying is useless, and graduation is not a part-time job. Moses Chan

Although we are in the same city, we don't study in the same school. As long as he doesn't change his mind, I will continue to like him.

6) If you don't study, Wan Li Road is just a postman.

7) My wife went out to work today, while I was still studying. I really miss him.

8) We are separated. We are neighbors. He studied abroad and went home on vacation, but we didn't meet and dared to face it. When we meet, we will miss him again.

9) Those who said they would trade homework for Ya 'an Ping 'an don't know how to study hard now and get something earthquake-proof for Ya 'an Ping 'an Ping 'an after getting good grades!

10) You don't have to study tomorrow or the day after tomorrow, hahahaha. Envy, jealousy, hate, baby paper, red.

1 1) I'm confused when I'm awake, I'm angry when I'm reading, I think when I'm sleeping.

12) How can you support your many women without studying? This is the motivation for boys to learn! !

13) I miss studying in college. The original meaning of this sentence is "it's so cool to play games until dark without working to make money!" 」

What is the best thing my father said? Ugly people should read more books?

15) I want my good friend to study hard, study hard, get into a good university and support me.

16) When reading, I like to write your name all over the book. I like talking about your name at work.

17) Mom says that ugly people read more. It's good to have poor academic performance like us. Can you comfort yourself when you grow up?

18) Ta said that I left to fulfill your dream of studying.

19) read the diploma and then get married and get a marriage certificate? You got it?

20) I have never been the child in your eyes who will be obedient in reading.

2 1) Spring is too humid, summer is too hot, autumn is too dry, and winter is too cold, so what day is suitable for reading?

22) I want to prove to you with my grades that I am not the material for reading.

23) If mobile phones and computers can study and study in the future, will you lose your job, teacher?

24) Don't seduce me, I want to study with that bitch.

25) Reading is like playing online games. You can't play without spending money, and you can't play well with spending money.

26) Primary schools are eager for junior high schools, junior high schools are eager for senior high schools, senior high schools are eager for universities, and universities are eager for work and work is eager for learning.

27) What is unity? It should be that a person's mobile phone rang, and the whole class listened to the sound of reading in an instant, quietly listening to the broken heart of the unlucky child?

28) How many couples have been forged by reading and how many marriages have been destroyed by teachers?

29) Those who don't study are stupid pigs,,, and those who read good books are literate pigs,,,

30) What's the use of getting good grades? Go to work and study to earn money? !