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The first time I raised a cat and sent a circle of friends to collect 40 funny copywriters.

The first time I raised a cat and sent a funny copy to my circle of friends (I) 1. Cats are always chasing their tails, just like dust falling from the past.

It is more difficult to meet a cat than a bosom friend. A cat will let you touch its fur.

Under the dim street lamp, a cat walked blankly. I don't know if I'm as sad as the man walking under the street lamp.

Kitten is not special, just like other cats, but I like it very much. It has gray and white fur, shining.

The charm of this creature, the cat, is because it has a temperament that both rich and poor look down on you.

6. My family used to have a lively and lovely cat. Its body is mainly black and there are some white hairs on its back. White and black match each other, which is very bright. The kitten has a pair of sparkling eyes on its small and exquisite face, a long and hard beard on both sides of its triangular mouth, and a slender tail with great momentum when walking. Its four claws are particularly sharp and are specially used to catch mice.

7. When the kitten found the sly mouse, its hair suddenly stood on end, only to see its front body raised, the cat's back hunched, its tail lying on the ground, its hind feet touching the ground, and its eyes staring intently at the mouse.

8. Why do people around who like cats and those who don't like cats keep cats? I have no cat.

I like kittens in the zoo best. I also have a cat at home. The hair color of the head is black and white, the whole body is colored, only the feet are white, like wearing a pair of white socks, which is very beautiful.

10. The great charm of a cat lies in its arrogant personality, careless attitude towards responsibility and aversion to honesty in return.

1 1. A cat that doesn't love home will eventually refuse to leave. That's what I do. You should not miss it again.

12. There is a kitten. It's small and its eyes are bright, as if it's always shining. The light it emits will make its owner feel its beauty all the time.

13. I am a lost kitten, waiting for the most suitable person to pick me up, give me sincere warmth, pet me like a baby, and live a quiet and beautiful life together. I am looking forward to it.

14. Keep a cat for a long time, and you will find that you will gradually become a cat's character. Like staying at home and sleeping.

15. If there is an afterlife, I would like to be a cat, carefree, lying in the sunset and watching my life pass like this.

16. Sudden tears, thanks to Uncle Cat for accompanying me over the years, and also thanks to the people who updated Uncle Cat's status in Weibo.

17. It is my pet, but it is also my friend. Whenever I study life, it is always by my side.

18. If my cat is not there to meet me, heaven will never be heaven.

19. Cats have real emotional loyalty. Humans often hide their feelings for some reason, but cats don't.

20. Its hair is gray-black, and black stripes are scattered from the top of the head and concentrated on the nose like flowers.

The first time I raised a cat and sent a funny copy to my circle of friends (2 1). I like to stand in the sunset and look up at the sky; I like to let the lovely cat snuggle up at my feet, looking lazy; I like you to look at the fruits of your labor happily.

22. In the mottled time, the black cat peeped at your memories with amber eyes.

Although Teacher Ha and I have been together for two years and two months, I still want to say that I am so happy to have a cat!

This kitten has a round head and a pair of small pointed ears. Those big eyes are always narrowed into a crack during the day, but at night, they are like two shining gems, emitting faint blue light. Usually, kittens are always lazy, walk slowly and have no sound. However, if you catch a mouse, it moves very fast, just like lightning.

25. Hold your hand and grow old with your son.

26. How cold is the world? But with cats, the world can be beautiful and gentle.

27. A pet is someone who accompanies you when you are working. You are depressed, she makes you happy!

28. The cat sleeps for half a day. Cats sleep for 14- 15 hours, and some cats sleep for more than 20 hours, so cats are called "lazy cats".

29. I often like to lean against the window alone, enjoy the warm sunshine and watch the cat play alone in the sunshine. That feeling is comfortable and elegant.

30. Now I have a white cat with sky blue eyes. In the dark, the pupil emits ruby-like light, which is very cute and terrible.

3 1. Grandma has a lively and lovely kitten. Its clothes are brown and white. Seen from a distance, it rolls around on the ground like a small brown ball.

32. I found that the more I like it, the more I learn to indulge, which is the opposite of control! I have a problem with cats, but I can't bear to have them. I'm afraid I can't raise it well, and I'm afraid it will leave me when it gets old!

33. Didn't you find some cat toys at home? I don't seem to have enough fun.

Every noon, when the warm sunshine shines on the earth, kittens like to lie on the lawn and bask in the sun lazily. They squinted, stretched their limbs comfortably, turned over from time to time, opened their mouths wide and yawned as if they were asleep. When someone passes by, they just take a lazy look and then fall asleep.

Anyone who has been in contact with cats for some time knows that cats are always patient with human impatience.

36. The bright eyes of the kitten are like two small black light bulbs, flashing and flashing.

37. Kittens like to play with wool balls. Whenever I bring wool, the kitten immediately pounces on me. It turned out that he wanted to play with the wool ball in my hand!

38. "Meow ... Meow ..." My kitten dotes on me again. The kitten is cute, and its yellow hair is bright. Round eyes look bright. Cats' paws are usually hidden in the furry soles of their feet, and they only show their talents at critical moments. During the day, the kitten always lies beside my bed and sleeps squinting. No matter what you call it, it ignores it and is lazy. At night, it can come back to life: staring at two light bulbs, flashing bright light, looking around like a patrol. If the kitten is hungry, she sometimes rolls on the ground and wraps her tail around my feet and cries "Meow ……", showing a pathetic look. Sometimes I catch mice by myself, and most of the time I return with a full load, and occasionally I get nothing.

39. There is a lazy kitten who doesn't like to walk. She always likes lying on the sofa and eating meat.

40. Cats have teeth as sharp as cones, a rough tongue and many barbs. Once the mouse is caught, the cat's claws scratch and the cat's teeth bite. In an instant, the evil mouse was heartbroken and bloody.

Forty sentence excerpts suitable for sending friends for the first time.

The first salary is suitable for sending friends. A girl who quarreled and failed to make up some time ago, WeChat sent a message telling me that she was getting married on the Dragon Boat Festival and asked me if I could go. I choose to play dead, not that I don't want to go. We haven't been paid for half a year. Besides playing dead, I can make a mess.

After the salary is paid, the treatment at home is different. Sure enough, the rich man is grandpa.

I can't get the reward today without the help of my leaders and colleagues, and my achievements are also your credit. Thank you for your encouragement!

I went on a business trip for a week, and then I got paid …

I once heard a saying that happiness is health plus bad memory! I wish I was the first person to say this, because it is an absolute fact.

6. Hello, boss! I wonder if you forgot to pay me. I know you are busy and forget me. When do you think you can pay me? Last time I went to the hospital, I borrowed money from my colleagues. You see, I have no reason not to pay back the money when I get paid, don't you think?

7. I have never given up my life. I gave my life infinite hope, and my daily income made me really impressive!

8. Thanks to the careful cultivation of the leaders during this period, which helped me a lot and improved my business level in an all-round way. thank you

9.? What's the use of wearing 30 thousand clothes? It is only useful to wear 3 yuan clothes into 30 thousand yuan clothes.

10. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

1 1. Working for the person you admire most will remind you of it in the morning besides the salary.

12. Is there any medicine that can cure strange diseases, and I want to spend money every time I pay my salary? I feel very sick.

13. Look at the jam in my circle of friends. I haven't been paid for three months! Eat a fart, three friends get married in a row, and thousands are gone at once.

14. An inactive coward, I am a strong man in life, a surfer and a part-time college student in society.

15. It's my first time to work part-time. It's my first time to compare gold. I secretly bought two pairs of shoes for my parents. Happy and excited, are my little lucky things in my life.

16.? I can have no boyfriend and no money, but I can't live without you. It used to be difficult for sea water to touch water.

17. No matter what happens in the future, I want to thank you for coming into my life, bringing me beauty and happiness, and leaving me with memories that I will cherish forever.

18. Boss, if you are tired of scolding, drink a glass of water before scolding yourself. Remember to calm down and pay me.

19. Which way to go, Qianlu.

20.? Before I get paid, I always think about how to spend it. After I got paid, I suddenly found that I had to save money to buy a house.

Sending the first salary is suitable for sending friends. 2 1. Today, I opened the client of China Merchants Bank, and unexpectedly found that my salary was paid in advance! Then, buy buy buys. ...

22. The salary that my husband just paid yesterday was gone last night. Pay tomorrow, and pay the bricklayer in one lump sum. It's really hard to have a mortgage and a decoration.

23. After I got paid, I obviously transferred all my money to financial management. Why can't I restrain my desire to chop hands?

24. I can live by my face, but I still have to rely on my talent. I got paid today and decided to go back to cooking!

25. I sincerely thank all my colleagues for growing up, struggling and working together with this group of colleagues who love life and work! Thank you!

26.? My super power is to spend it all within a week after I get paid.

27. Shopkeeper Li Li: Seeing the gap, we will try to narrow it. Salary is not privacy here, and publicity can be a kind of motivation.

28.? Money and power, no money and no heart, no love and no chance, no fate, no divorce.

29. A woman's salary is not a secret to her husband, but a man's salary is absolutely a secret to his wife.

30.? You can figure out a person's money, a person's appearance, but never figure out that he is good to you, because if he doesn't want to be good to you, then you have nothing.

3 1. Lala, pay, Lala, improve, although only 100 yuan, Lala, I am still very happy.

32. Please, making money makes you happy.

33. Will my salary be paid or not? The Spring Festival is coming soon. If I don't, I will give you a bad year.

In the past year, I was honored to work and study under your leadership. I wish you good health and all the best in the new year.

35. Home is a warm place. Try to get paid, give yourself some dependence, and make your life more emboldened!

36.? Maybe happiness is a bowl of mala Tang after you get paid, and finally you don't have to eat dirt.

Although there is no sweet love on Tanabata, the salary is also very good.

38. When your boss is in a good mood, such as when you just signed a big bill, talk to him about your feelings.

39. The new year is about to begin. I wish my friends and relatives a double harvest in the Year of the Tiger. Qi Fei will have a long vacation!

40. Laboratories are paid. I suddenly did a laboratory project and suddenly got paid.

Forty articles on the first trip to Xinjiang

When you have seen the most beautiful scenery in the world, your heart will be washed into a blank, free and quiet, because it soothes the uneasiness in your heart; When you taste the best food, you will get the greatest satisfaction, because it fills your emptiness. You heard the sound of your heartbeat for the first time at the boundless seaside, and you felt a steady breath in the humid wind. How nice, over and over again ... you suddenly realize that you are still alive, and so truly alive-this is the meaning of travel.

2. The hardships on the road should be borne by one person, without encouragement and sharing. You can only tell yourself not to be afraid and learn to be strong.

3. Go as you say, brilliant and free.

4. Is it glorious to fight with this world for so many years?

Only one person can hear his own voice when traveling. It will tell you that the world is wider than you think. You can't live without an exit. You will find that you have a pair of wings and you can fly without anyone's permission.

6. The traveler's vision is the destination or home.

7. The distance is a worthwhile paradise.

8. Besides geographical latitude, people and things in time dimension are more addictive.

9. When traveling alone, whether walking in the street or among flowers, you can say to yourself: I am me, because there you don't have to hide your sadness or meet anyone with joy. It feels good to be yourself.

10. There are stars and the moon to look forward to, and mountains and rivers to be romantic.

1 1. I hope you and I can travel around the world from nine to five.

12. You said you would travel alone, but the return date was not agreed. Guitar sounds in the Adriatic Sea. You said you had a pale memory, but thank you for coming to see me. I'm afraid you'll wake up alone at night in a foreign land.

13. Make the hard life more comfortable.

14. I want to travel and see the outside world.

15. Life is like a play. Unfortunately, there was no rehearsal, no replay, and in the end, I could never go back.

16. I like life and listen attentively to all the perfection of nature. I like traveling, walking on simple roads and looking at what I can see. At this time, I am walking freely.

17. I want to travel, backpacking alone, traveling alone, witnessing the scenery along the way, taking a camera, taking pictures of the scenery along the way and recording the emotions along the way. That kind of life is what I want.

18. I like traveling, not traveling. Traveling, even sleeping on the side of the road, is just to see the outside world. Well, walk out of an unusual youth with your feet, even if you are too tired to keep your back straight, you will be happy in the sunset.

19. Interesting life is half fireworks and half rivers and lakes.

20. I went out to play today! Go out to play happily and come back happily!

The first time I went to Xinjiang was 2 1. Life is like a trip, with moving, sadness, excitement, frustration, wonderful scenery and places that can't be called just scenery.

22. Strangely, I don't blame you. You have the right to choose happiness ...

23. Living in this gentle world, the sun is strong and the water waves are gentle.

24. Look forward to a wayward trip, preferably in the season of youth, with a distant and beautiful destination, a sunny trip and your company.

25. Traveling alone, wandering in the mountains and rivers of my hometown. Before I leave, I have to deal with too many questions and puzzles: why alone? There is also a kind reminder: why not go far away! Kunming-catch a flower sea; Sanya-Go to the blue sky and blue sea. Just smile and stick to yourself without any explanation. No one understands whether this time is farewell or forever. In the future, I will go to many prosperous or desolate, distant or remote places, and I will often think of this trip, that mountain, that city and those people. ...

26. Either study or travel! There must always be a body and soul on the road! We still don't know the name of the flower we saw that day, but we know that the flower is still blooming in the distance. ...

27. Occasionally stop for the unique scenery on the street, occasionally stop for the beautiful scenery of high mountains and flowing water, and occasionally be attracted by the beautiful scenery at a glance; Or walk into a deep alley, expecting to meet a girl with an oil-paper umbrella and sad lilacs; Or in spring, watch the flowers break through the long winter in northern Xinjiang and bloom enchanting; Or put down a river lamp with a wish by the river and wish everything well.

28. I think traveling needs loneliness, and it needs a person to slowly experience and think quietly. It's different from traveling. It needs a place with slightly beautiful scenery, where one person or several people can relax their tired mind or body together without giving themselves a simple opportunity. It seems that every corner of the world needs their feet to leave traces, which is called life.

29. Talk on the grass and talk about vilen in your mind.

30. I'm going to travel next. I'll go wherever you say I'll go with you.

3 1. Choose people who appreciate you, not those who need to please themselves.

32. Loneliness along the way washed away the lead in my heart. This person's travel has injected the agility of life. The left chest is no longer lonely, and the origin and essence of life are full of it.

33. The journey is still going on, and the process is difficult and lonely. I walked away with my luggage. The sunset stretched my figure, but I was still wandering on the road of travel. Waiting for every passing car to take me further.

34. Without feeling the wonder of the world, how can we know what will change the world?

Although I have never crossed the Milky Way, I am still lucky to meet you.

36. I envy myself in others' circle of friends. I have travel and success. I'm only in charge of praise!

37. The scenery collected during the trip is the best wealth.

38. I feel particularly relaxed. It seems that I can spend every moment of the journey easily, without burden and sadness, and all the bad moods are not allowed to stop, otherwise I will fail this trip.

39. Enjoy the beautiful scenery of other places together.

40. Hiding in the corner to hide loneliness and heartless harm …

The first time you make money, your circle of friends is funny (40 sentences)

Making money for the first time, the circle of friends is funny (I) 1. Make money to buy what you like.

2. The greatest happiness in the past six months lies in: once the subsidy is given, we can go to eat hot pot again. It's time to get paid and have tea again. After paying the manuscript fee, I can go to the movies again.

Boss, you have repeatedly delayed my salary. Do you really force me to go to the labor bureau?

Thank you for your concern and love all the time, which has made me achieve today. I will definitely work harder and achieve better results in the future!

5. What is the fastest way to make money? A thoughtful question caused by monthly salary.

6. The satisfaction from a whole durian realizes the freedom of durian after paying wages.

7. Today is a good day. Heavy rain. When it comes to water, you have to pay, pay! There is another wave of money

8.? After the salary is paid, the treatment at home is different. As expected, rich people are grandfathers.

9.? I feel poorer after I got paid, and I don't know why.

10.? This is a world of money.

1 1. Boss, I believe we are all good law-abiding citizens. Can you pay my salary as soon as possible? I hope I won't have any friction with the company after leaving my job.

12. A woman's salary is not a secret to her husband, but a man's salary is absolutely a secret to her wife.

13.? The satisfaction from a whole durian has realized the freedom of durian after paying wages.

14. Thank you for your concern and support over the years. I will work harder in the future. I wish you good health and smooth work.

15. If I don't spend money this month, I can save a lot of money after I get paid next month.

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17. Try to make money for one day in the future. We can all say: it's good to have money! Instead of saying helplessly: it is good to have money!

18. I got my salary before I got off work yesterday. I really can't stop to visit Taobao.

19. the salary is like aunt ma, once a month, and it will be gone in a week or so.

20.? Before salary: I can't afford that deep love, so I'm glad I'm a self-aware person. Postpayment: Yes. Anything else?

Making money for the first time, the copy in the circle of friends is funny (below) 2 1. I'm really happy to transfer money to my dad after I get paid! Then I returned the flowers and succeeded in becoming a poor man.

22. I once heard a saying that happiness is health plus bad memories! I wish I was the first person to say this, because it is an absolute fact.

Thank you for your concern, your help and everything you have done for me. Please accept my New Year greetings and wish you peace and happiness!

24.? The most terrible thing is that after I got paid, I found that my savings were no different from last month.

25. Eat an apple for ten dollars when you get paid, and eat ten tomatoes for six dollars after you get paid. Life is not easy, do it and cherish it.

26.? Going out and sitting on the side of the road sprained my ankle, and someone threw five dollars at me!

27. The harder it is for a person to earn money, the more stingy he is. If he is generous to you, it means that you have a lot of weight in his mind.

28. I found that the living expenses were too high before going to school. Found out that the boss is fiercer than my dad. I found that the road of life is narrower than the sewer. I found that I was lighter than a balloon. Once my parents give up, I can't even float, let alone fly.

29. Being alive is more important than the Chinese New Year, getting paid is more important than getting the year-end bonus, performance is more important than getting paid, and the sense of accomplishment at work is more important than the money left in the pocket at last.

30. The richest person in a month is paid for three days and then returned to poverty.

3 1. I got paid today. As soon as I got the money, I ran to the bank to deposit it. One month is 1900 and one year is 19000. I can save 480 thousand in two years. You can pay a down payment in Chongqing.

32. A thousand words can't express my gratitude. I can only say that I have remembered it.

33. I only live for three days after I get paid. Eat delicious food one day, buy cosmetics one day and go shopping one day. Let's spend the rest of our lives together.

34.? The richest person in a month is three days after salary, and then he returns to poverty.

35. I got paid. What should I do? The first thing, of course, is not to improve food, but to buy gifts for parents with my first salary.

36. Compare the salary with the company.

37. Before the salary is paid, think about what to buy after the salary is paid.

38. Postpaid: It's cool to take a taxi. Take a taxi for half a month. Where's my money?

I always feel that money is not enough recently. The point is that I haven't bought a few clothes yet, and the money is gone. Thankfully, wages will be paid soon.

40.? Today is a good day. Colleagues all say that my eyes sparkled after I got paid.