Who stole my pie? Essay 4300 words by Liu Xiaowei

Who stole my pie

When they arrived, the King of Hearts and the Queen of Hearts were sitting on the throne, and there were a large group of various birds and beasts surrounding them. Like a set of cards. The samurai stood before them, chained and guarded by a soldier on each side. Next to the king stood the White Rabbit, holding a trumpet in one hand and a roll of parchment in the other. There was a table in the middle of the courtroom with a large plate of pie on it. The pie was so exquisite that Alice felt hungry immediately when she saw it. Alice thought: "I hope the trial will be over soon and everyone can have snacks." But there seemed to be no sign of this. So, she had to kill time by looking at everything around her.

Alice has not been to the court yet, she has only read about it in books. She was happy to have something to say about everything here. "That's the judge," she said to herself, "because he has a wig." By the way, that judge is the king. Since he had the crown on top of the wig, it looked very unpleasant and certainly not comfortable.

“That’s the jury box,” thought Alice, “and those twelve animals” (she had to call them “animals,” for some were beasts and some were birds), I'm a juror now." She said this last sentence to herself two or three times, feeling quite proud. Because she thought that almost no girl of her age would know so much. Even if you say "legal examiner", they won't understand.

The twelve jurors were all busy writing something on the cardboard. "What are they doing?" Alice whispered to the Gryphon. "They won't have anything to record before the trial begins,"

The Gryphon Whispered reply: "They are writing down the names, afraid that they will forget them before the trial is over."

"Stupid fellow!" Alice shouted dissatisfied, but she immediately stopped talking, because the White Rabbit Shouting:

"The court is silent." At this time, the king put on his glasses and quickly glanced around, trying to find out who was talking.

Alice could see clearly as she lay on the jurors' shoulders that all the jurors had written "Stupid Guy" on the cardboard. She even saw a juror who couldn't write the word "stupid" and asked his neighbor to tell him. "Their papers will be all messed up before the trial is over!" thought Alice. One of the jurors made a shrill noise while writing. Of course Alice couldn't bear it, so she walked around the court, got behind him, and found an opportunity to snatch the pencil away. She did it so neatly that the poor little juror (who was Bill the Gecko) had no idea what was going on. When it can't find its pencil anywhere, it can only write with its fingers. This was of course useless, as the fingers left no trace on the cardboard.

"Herald, read the indictment," the king announced.

The White Rabbit blew three times on the trumpet, then unfolded the roll of parchment and read as follows:

“The Queen of Hearts made a pie, and this happened in the summer day What happened:

The Heart Warrior stole the pies and took them all away in a hurry!"

"Please consider your opinion," the king said to the jury.

"No, not yet!" The rabbit quickly interjected, "There are still many processes to go through!"

So, the king said: "Call the first witness." White Rabbit He blew three times on the trumpet and shouted: "Call the first witness!"

The first witness was the hatter. He came in with a teacup in one hand and a slice of brioche in the other. He said: "Your Majesty, please forgive me for bringing these, for I was served before I had finished my tea."

"You should have finished eating. When did you start eating?" King between. The Hatter looked at the March Hare, who had followed him arm in arm with the Dormouse, and said: "I think they started eating on the fourteenth of March."

" It's the 15th," said the March Hare.

"Sixteenth," added the Dormouse.

“Write it down,” the king told the jurors, who hastily wrote the three dates on cardboard, then added them up and converted the half into shillings and pence.

"Take off your hat!" said the King to the Hatter.

"That's not mine," said the Hatter.

"Stealed!" cried the king, and looked at the jurors.

The jurors immediately jotted it down as a memorandum of facts.

"I sell hats. I am a hatter, and no hat belongs to me." The hatter explained.

At this time, the queen put on her glasses and stared at the Hatter, who turned pale and felt uneasy.

"Bring your evidence," said the king, "and don't be nervous, or I will take you to the field and execute you."

These words did not encourage the witnesses at all. He kept alternating his feet, looked at the Queen uncomfortably, and in his panic took a big bite from his teacup instead of eating the bread and butter. At this moment, Alice had a strange feeling. She was confused for a while, and then she slowly figured out that she was growing up again. At first, she wanted to stand up and walk out of the court, but in the blink of an eye she decided She stayed, as long as there was room for her here.

"I hope you won't squeeze me, for I can't breathe," said the Dormouse, who was sitting next to Alice.

"I can't make the decision. Look, I'm still growing!" Alice said very gently.

"You have no right to grow here!" said the Dormouse.

"Stop talking nonsense, you are growing too!" Alice said boldly.

"Yes, but I grew up reasonably, not into something ridiculous," said the Dormouse, stood up unhappily, and moved to the other side of the courtroom. While Alice was talking to the Dormouse, the Queen's eyes were fixed on the Hatter, and when the Dormouse turned to the side of the court, she said to an official: "Give me the list of the singers at the last concert. ," upon hearing this, the poor Hatter trembled with fright, and even shook off his shoes.

"Bring out the evidence, otherwise, I will execute you, whether you are nervous or not!" the king repeated angrily.

"I am a poor man, your majesty," said the Hatter tremblingly, "and I have only just begun to have tea...no more than a week...and why is the brioche so thin...and the tea party Flash..."

"What flash?" asked the king.

"I said tea," replied the Hatter.

"Oh, rub, of course, the match sparkles. Do you think I am a fool? Go on!" the king pointed out sharply.

"I was a poor man," continued the Hatter, "and most things have shone since then...only the March Hare said..."

Hurry up the March Hare Interjecting: "I didn't say that."

"You did." Tetsu Takumi said.

"I didn't say it," said the March Hare.

"Since it doesn't admit it, let's talk about something else!" said the king.

"Okay, anyway, as far as the dormouse is concerned..." Speaking of this denial. But the dormouse said nothing; he was sleeping soundly.

"I've cut more brioches since then..." continued the Hatter.

"But what did the dormouse say?" asked one juror.

"I can't remember that," said the Hatter.

"You must remember, or I will execute you." said the king. The poor Hatter threw away his tea cup and butter bread, knelt down on one knee and said, "I am a poor man, Your Majesty."

"You are a poor sophist," said the King. At this time, a guinea pig suddenly cheered, but was immediately stopped by the officials in the court. (The so-called "stop" is really hard to say. I can only tell you what happened. They used a large canvas bag, stuffed the coward with its head inside, tied the mouth of the bag with a rope, and then they sat (On the bag.) Alice thought to herself: "I am glad to have seen this. I have often read in the papers that at the end of the trial there were cheers, which were immediately stopped by the officials in the court. ’ I didn’t understand what was going on until now. "

"If you have nothing else to add, you can retreat. "The king announced.

"I can no longer retreat, I am already standing on the floor. said the Hatter.

“Then you may sit down. "said the king.

At this time, another guinea pig cheered and was stopped again.

Alice thought to herself: "Hey, they treat guinea pigs like this! It should be more civilized. "

"I still have to finish this cup of tea. " said the Hatter, looking uneasily at the Queen, who was looking at the list of singers.

"You may go. As soon as the king said this, the Hatter ran out of the court.

Not even bothering to wear his shoes. Upon entering, the queen ordered an official: "Behead the hatter outside the court immediately." However, when the official chased him to the gate, he had disappeared without a trace.

"Send a witness!" the king ordered.

The next person to testify was the Duchess' cook. She carried a pepper box in her hand, and as soon as she entered the court, she made those who came near her sneeze so much that Alice immediately guessed who it was.

"Provide your evidence." The king ordered.

"I can't provide it," the chef replied.

The king looked at the white rabbit anxiously, and the white rabbit whispered: "Your Majesty must question this witness repeatedly."

"Okay, if it must be like this, I will definitely do it. said the king with a melancholy air. Then he crossed his arms, frowned at the cook until his vision blurred, and then said in a deep voice, "What's the pie made of?"

"Mostly pepper," said the cook. Say,

"Syrup." A sleepy voice came from behind the cook.

"Take that dormouse by the neck," screamed the Queen, "behead him, drive him out of the court, restrain him, strangle him, pluck his whiskers!" The whole court. It was complete chaos for several minutes. After driving out the dormouse, everyone sat down again, when the cook disappeared.

"It doesn't matter!" the king said calmly, "pass the next witness." Then he whispered to the queen:

"Really, my dear, the next witness must You're here for the interrogation, and I already have an unbearable headache."

Alice saw White Rabbit playing with the list and was very curious to see who the next witness would be. She thought: "I'm afraid they haven't collected enough evidence yet." What surprised her was: when the White Rabbit screamed in a piercing voice, it turned out to be "Alice!"

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