Boring funny circle of friends talk (selected 90 sentences)

1. You are so charming, why can’t I be moved by you?

2. Winter Solstice greetings are flying, and the days are longer than before. Although the cold wave is strong, my thoughts are like the sun, shining with warmth and joy. I pray that the new year will be more auspicious, and I wish you a brilliant future. I wish you Happiness lasts the longest.

3. The winter solstice is here, here we invite you: Monk Tang chants a mantra to ward off the cold; Wukong swings his stick to drive away the cold; Bajie is greedy and eats up the suffering; Sha Monk takes on the burden and takes on all the difficulties ; I wish you a prosperous winter solstice, Chang'an, and always happiness!

4. The cold wind blows on your face, your face is very cold, the white snow is floating on your body, your body is very heavy, the cold frost condenses in your eyes, your eyes are very wet, and the mist covers your feet , the feet are heavy, greetings are sent, the heart is warm, blessings are sent to you, the love is very true, during the winter solstice, I wish you a happy trip, a safe return, and a long-lasting happiness!

5. Three major aspects of the dinner party Tragedy: The people you wanted to invite didn't come, and the people who came had nothing to do with you. You were the only one left awake when it was time to pay.

6. The winter solstice is here again, and blessings are indispensable. I wish you: a good mood for a winter, good health for a winter, warmth for a winter, comfort for a winter, hard work for a winter, and another wonderful winter. I wish you a good winter. Have a good winter!

7. Many people who seem aloof are actually just poor hearing and slow reaction time.

8. Life is about being born and living!

9. Can you be friends with me? My dad drives a Rolls-Royce and my mom drives a Lamborghini. I’m kidding.

10. If the mandarin ducks play in the water, they will all drown; if they fly together, they will all fall to death.

11. Time tells me that the age of being unreasonable has passed and it’s time to show off.

12. I thought I was decadent, but today I found out that I was already scrapped.

13. The small dumplings are pointed at both ends, fragrant and full of happiness and sweetness; when the winter solstice comes, the dumplings will be full of blessings and become countless; I wish you endless joy and full of happiness during the winter solstice! Happy winter solstice!

14. My heart is a tomb, and no one who is afraid of death can be the protagonist.

15. I wish that when I received the red envelope, I would open it and it would say another one.

16. When you eat a dumpling, it means you will gain happiness. I hope you can eat a lot of dumplings on the Winter Solstice.

17. Life is like a dream, I always have insomnia; life is like a play, I always get in trouble; life is like a song, I always go out of tune; life is like a battlefield, I always get off track.

18. Protect yourself, love others, and please don’t come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

19. Thousands of needles and thousands of threads to knit a sweater, just asking for your warmth. Thousands of threads to tie a scarf, just asking for your good health. Thousands of words to send blessings, just asking for your happiness and peace. Winter Solstice May your life be fun and prosperous as time goes by!

20. I dropped my phone so many times but it didn’t matter. Later, I thought it was my height that saved it.

21. During the winter solstice, my wife said that she would treat her mother-in-law to eat dumplings, so she called ***: Mom, I will treat you to dumplings tonight. I have bought the dumpling wrappers. Come over early and bring some dumpling fillings. Ask for pork and leek stuffing. Me:...

22. The greatest sorrow in life is that youth is gone but acne is still there.

23. Whether it’s the winter solstice or Christmas Eve, the one thing that remains unchanged is concern; whether it’s Christmas or New Year’s Day, surprises are coming one after another! How many times has the clock gone through in the blink of an eye? My wishes to you are as before, I wish you happiness every day!

24. Blooming is real, withering is also real; coldness is real, warmth is also real; distance is real, and missing is also real. ; the winter solstice is real, and the blessings are also real.

25. I have always had the courage to admit my mistakes and never correct them.

26. Happy snow, good luck mist, and sunshine will accompany you all the way; health frost, safe dew, success will accompany you every step; friendship, care for each other, sincere thoughts from afar; although the weather is cold,* **Best wishes, may you be happier during the winter solstice.

27. Those girls who can’t unscrew bottle caps are actually pretending. If you ask her to try opening a package, she won’t even need scissors.

28. When the sky falls, you hold it up, and I cushion it!

29. Unlike those of you who run in the morning to exercise, I have already worked hard just to sit up from the bed. Tried my best.

30. You can’t wake up someone who doesn’t reply, but a red envelope can.

31. "Eating dumplings during the Winter Solstice festival will keep your ears, hands and feet from freezing." A large family sat together, chatting and rolling out the dumplings. The father watched with a smile on his face as the dumplings were mixed with soup. He was happy. The taste flows in the heat of the dumplings, and the warm feeling permeates the smiling faces.

32. When you persuade others, if you do not take into account the self-esteem of others, then no matter how good your words are, they will be useless.

33. The snow is vast, but it will melt when spring comes; the wind is biting, but having a home will make you warm; winter is cold, but having you is sunshine; the winter solstice is here, my dear Don’t forget to eat dumplings!

34. If a man doesn’t help you put on your wedding dress, give him a cassock.

35. We will meet in a few decades and be burned into ashes in the crematorium. We will be piled on top of each other and no one will know each other. We will all be sent to the countryside to be used as fertilizer.

36. How can two people be friends if their weights are not of the same order of magnitude? They cannot even play seesaw.

37. The cold wind of winter cannot stop your happy laughter, the hard work of work cannot crush your strong shoulders, and the difficulties of life cannot cover your happy smile. The winter solstice is here, I wish you a happy life. , the work goes smoothly.

38. Those who have lovers celebrate Valentine’s Day, and those who have enemies celebrate Di Renjie.

39. If being handsome is a sin, I would be extremely evil.

40. You say you are my friend, but in fact I know that animal friends are indeed people.

41. I finally know why my feet are always cold. Because my legs are long and have insufficient blood supply, they are commonly known as cold.

42. In the longest night, there is a message of dawn. In the coldest winter, there are warm greetings. In the most ordinary days, there is caring care. In the best memories, I am with you. Happy Winter Solstice!

43. I was originally a sheep. On the day of the Winter Solstice, I was eaten by you, including my flesh, hair and blood, to ward off the cold. My only desire is to lie in my belly and feel the warmth.

44. On the winter solstice, I wish you happiness, good luck, good luck, safety and health. My concern is even more meticulous. Please wear more clothes when the weather is cold. Happy Winter Solstice!

45. When I walked into the examination room, I collapsed, and when I saw the papers, I shed tears. I didn’t take the test on anything I memorized, and I didn’t know anything on the test.

46. You must also stay optimistic about marriage. Although marriage is the tomb of love, it is better to have love that can be laid to rest in peace than to die on the streets!

47. Quietly at the Winter Solstice , load blessings into the truck, express happiness, deliver happiness, bring good wishes, airdrop happiness, and airdrop health, all to you. May you be blessed, happy, happy, accompanied by good wishes, happy and healthy. Follow.

48. If you can't tolerate me, it means either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.

49. When I transform into a swan, you are still an egg.

50. If youth is spent in idleness, then recalling the years will be a desolate tragedy.

51. Are my shoes still stuck on the asphalt road?

52. A cold winter solstice will enhance your resistance and make your body healthier. Move around during the winter solstice to improve your cold tolerance and keep you safe and sound. I wish you good health and a better mood. Happy Winter Solstice!

53. Ginger soup arrives as scheduled every day, coupled with a bowl of hot Winter Solstice dumplings, happiness starts in the morning.

54. Please stop shaking your head, it’s all water.

55. Don’t come to me if you have nothing to do, and don’t come to me if you have something to do!

56. If I meet you, I will spend all my luck. Please stay away from me, I want to save my luck and make money, thank you.

57. It’s hard to go out in such a strong wind. I’m so cute. If I accidentally blow it into someone else’s arms, they won’t return it.

58. I think you are not a qualified friend, so you should change your career to be my wife!

59. Young people, don’t lose confidence just because of a subject of mathematics. You are not alone in this. Ke won't.

60. That day I said it was best to break up, and you begged me not to leave. I let go of your hand and held my hand, saying that we would still be friends from now on.

61. Don’t make excuses for yourself in everything, and don’t blame the lack of gravity for constipation.

62. It’s not easy for good-looking people to cheat. The invigilator couldn’t help but look at me a few times. No wonder I was often caught back then.

63. Once upon a time there was a boy named Xiaoqian and a girl named Xiaobei in the class. On a stormy night, they became Xiaoguai.

64. The four spiritual pillars that have always supported my progress in life are: waiting for get off work, waiting for Friday, waiting for express delivery, and waiting for wages.

65. The winter solstice is here, and the hot dumplings are here. Accept my warmest blessings.

66. Girls with fat hands, don’t worry, the gold rings given by your boyfriend will be bigger when you grow up!

67. The winter solstice is here, the sun shines, the days are long and the nights are short. ;Happiness is long and trouble is short; happiness is long and sorrow is short; luck is long and misfortune is short. I wish you good health, good mood, and happiness.

68. The blooming in winter is real, and the withering is real; the cold is real, and the warmth is real; the distance is real, and the longing is real; the winter solstice is real, and the blessings are also real.

69. Don’t use honey traps on me in the future, otherwise I will fall into your trap.

70. The winter solstice is cold and the spring is warm. After the twelfth lunar month, it is the New Year; the sun rises at the winter solstice, and you can earn a good income from work for a year; the winter solstice is full of sunshine, blessing thousands of families and households; eating dumplings at the winter solstice, you will have good things every day; I am sending you a message on the winter solstice, wishing you happiness.

71. The winter solstice is here, here are some tips: Winter is cold, keep warm, protect yourself from the cold when going out, wear more clothes and clothes, eat a balanced diet, eat light foods, exercise more, and stay healthy. May your work go smoothly and your life be happy and sweet.

72. Everyone sees me smiling and saying that I feel easy to get along with. If you try to grab my food, your hand will break.

73. The happiest thing about making dumplings by yourself is that you can pack a lot of fillings.

74. On the winter solstice, I am going to prepare some goods for myself for the New Year. I want my husband to accompany me to the mall while I look at the jewelry. Asked him: "Husband, do you think I look better wearing a diamond ring or a gemstone ring?" The idiot said: "It's so cold, it's better to wear nothing but fluffy gloves."

75 , God, don’t let me lose my hair again! I’ll give you these ex-parties in exchange!

76. My birthday is in June, and my mother’s birthday is in May. When I was a child, I admired my mother very much. You can give birth to me.

77. Winter Solstice: When the winter solstice comes, good luck comes, but bad luck disappears; when peace comes, accidents disappear; when health comes, diseases go away; when happiness comes, sorrow disappears; when care comes, the heart becomes warm; when blessings come , happiness is coming; I wish you a happy winter solstice!

78. I am a little bird. I want to fly but I can’t fly high. Huh? It turns out I don’t have any hair.

79. Everyone’s starting line is the same, but the key is the different means of transportation.

80. The winter solstice makes its debut, and everyone applauds happily; travels safely and beautifully, and is in a good mood every day; Christmas transforms elegantly, and people are happy and get a salary increase; New Year's Day is gorgeous, and everyone gains happiness and longevity; the program continues wonderfully , don’t forget to contact your friends!

81. On the winter solstice, two dumplings got married. When they woke up the next day, dumpling found a meatball lying next to him, so he asked meatball: where is my wife, meatball? Said: It's annoying, you can't recognize someone when they take off their clothes!

82. You have other little princesses, and I am the second best.

83. When you feel that you have nothing and there is nothing left to love in life.

Look in the mirror, my dear, you still have flesh!

84. Yue Lao! Can you not use the red string from the village to marry me? It breaks every now and then!

85. What can be picked up but cannot be put down is the chopsticks; what is stuck in and cannot be come out is the bed.

86. How to transfer money from your brain to a bank card, wait online, urgent!

87. At the beginning of winter, blessings arrive: life is picturesque and poetic, happy and full of love; Intoxicated, warm and warm; worries escape, and the mood is comfortable; facing the rising sun, showing off one's graceful and unrestrained appearance!

88. Every life is beautiful, and again Even small flowers will not refuse to bloom.

89. Last year’s winter solstice seemed like just yesterday, and in the blink of an eye, another winter solstice quietly arrived. Just like what many poems say: time flies by in a blink of an eye. Understand the origin of the winter solstice, feel the breath of the winter solstice, and appreciate the happiness of life.

90. A girl like you cannot marry. Even if she does, she will put the blame on others.