Best humorous joke

A selection of the best humorous jokes

Don't run, you

Two couples were having dinner together, and my boyfriend gave me a piece of meat and said, hot, be careful! ? The sister paper next to me saw it and stared at her husband: You see, people are still afraid of scalding her daughter-in-law. You don't care about me! ? His boyfriend calmly said:? Your IQ is higher than hers. ?

I never hated you.

I was very sad to learn from my friends that my ex-girlfriend was not doing well. After all, I dumped her, so I called her and asked her, How are you? Ex-girlfriend: Not good! ? I asked again:? Still hate me? Ex-girlfriend added:? I never hate you, but every time I hear the voice of the dead, I go to see if it's you! ?

What does this mean?

The biology teacher put a slender bug in a cup full of wine, and it soon faded. He put the other one in a cup full of water and was very happy. Teacher: What does this mean? A student: it won't grow tall if you drink it!

Teacher, go out and get it.

I remember when the teacher was in class in high school, suddenly the mobile phone thought about it, and the teacher hesitated to pick it up, so the students said, Teacher, go out and pick it up! ? But the teacher still hesitated. At this time, the deskmate of Class Two came over and said a word, which made the whole class boil. Why don't we go out and you pick it up in the house?

Why do you always sleep in class?

Teacher:? Why do you always sleep in class? Student:? Edison didn't go to school, Leonardo da Vinci painted rotten eggs, and Einstein was naughty. Why can't I doze off? ?

How ugly I look!

My little niece, especially cute, bumped her head and bowed her head and said, Sorry, boss. ? I bumped my foot while walking: sorry, my foot. ? I went to her house to get something that day. My little niece opened the door. The goods looked at me, turned around and said weakly. Sorry, eyes. ? Me? How ugly I look!

Who is that fat and bald guy?

My brother turned over the old photos of his parents and asked curiously, mom, mom, who is the young man with you? Mom: What young man? Brother: Look, this thin man with black hair? Mom: Hi, silly boy, this is your father! The younger brother looked frightened: Is it dad? Then who is the big and fat bald man who lives with us now? Mom:?

Baby, you are such a good son!

In Taobao this morning, I saw a gold pendant. I like it very much. The baby asked me: Mom, do you like it very much? I want to buy it for you. ? I said:? All the money is for you to buy toys, but dad has no money. ? Then, then I will earn money to buy it for you when I grow up. ? This makes me very moved. Who knows, baby went on: but you have to buy it at a discount. Oh, this beautiful thing is generally not discounted. ?

What a painful understanding.

In front of the breakfast stall, a woman led a boy aged 15 to buy steamed buns, and the boy dropped a steamed bun on the ground. The woman calmly picked it up and put it in the bag. The boy asked for steamed buns again. The woman hit the boy's hand. Don't be foolish, it's dirty. Go home and give it to your father. ? What a painful understanding!

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