Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - Which celebrities’ calligraphy and paintings do not match their fame?

Which celebrities’ calligraphy and paintings do not match their fame?

Everyone has the right to pick up a brush and tinker on rice paper, and others have no right to interfere. It is understandable to write well or poorly. But you should be kind, don't be too self-righteous, and be ethical. "It's not wrong to be ugly, it's just that you shouldn't use it to scare people." It's not wrong to be ugly, it's just that you shouldn't use it to fool people. Doing this is absolutely a waste of calligraphy, a waste of art, and a bad behavior that pollutes the environment! And how many kind and innocent people and fans have been deceived and teased by you, which is really unbecoming of a gentleman and brings shame to the Fang family.

Tang Shuangning

Reason for being on the list: I have seen ignorant people, but I have never seen anyone as ignorant as you! I have seen bold people, but I have never seen anyone as bold as you! ——You dare to claim to be the third best cursive calligrapher in the world (I guess there is no first or second place in your mind)! He gave eloquent speeches at major well-known colleges and universities, and received overwhelming publicity in various media. This kind of behavior can only be the best explanation of "the ignorant are fearless". What makes people sick is that in March this year, professional newspapers such as "Calligraphy Herald" were still promoting your works. In the eyes of professionals, your cursive hand, which is "third in the world", in Sichuan dialect, is simply the standard "baba character" and "open hand character", which makes people think that as long as you have the strength, you can afford it. With pen and paper, you can do calligraphy. In the world of economics and finance, you have stirred up the wind and rain, and then jumped into the world of calligraphy. What kind of work do you want? !

Zhang Tielin

Reason for being on the list: In this ranking, the reliability index of your writing is quite high. , it can be seen from your works that you may have encountered some ancient works, and it is said that you have also interacted with some calligraphy celebrities in the calligraphy circle, and have been more or less influenced by them. However, your calligraphy skills are too elementary, and what is even more intolerable is that you have deceived too many innocent fans and people who do not understand calligraphy.

Tang Guoqiang

Reason for being on the list: In fact, you are quite good at playing emperors and great men, but I don’t know about you. When did he become as vulgar and even annoying as Zhang Tielin? Show off your bad writing skills everywhere. "Zheng He's Voyages to the West" Did you write the pile of garbage on Zhu Di's desk? Don't admit it?

Xu Jinglei

Reason for being on the list: It is very unfortunate that beautiful old Xu has put you on the list, and your ranking is not bad. It is said that your reputation is quite good in the unspoken entertainment industry, and your articles are written fluently. It is said that you should be a talented woman. But that day I heard that not only were your characters flying all over the place, but also "Jinglei Style" appeared in the computer font library, and they were being sold at a unit price of 10 yuan. So, I decided to put you on the list. The words you write casually look innocent and cute, but they are not calligraphy. Was it a bad idea from your agent, with some ulterior motive to get you to write it and make a fool of yourself? Quit him/her!

Yu Junjian

Reason for being on the list: I stopped playing in the music world, so I came to the poetry world. When a collection of poems and essays is released, people in the literary world don't buy it, and readers don't buy it, so they come to the book world to play. With your little pen and ink skills, in addition to working with Jiang Kun and Tang Guoqiang, you can fool that TV host named Niu Jun or Ma Jun or something like that. (It seems that every time this Jun guy hosts a show, he is basically moved) , what else can be done? Do you think the small world of the book world is so fun?

Jiang Kun

Reasons for being on the list: You bring laughter to people all over the country. Many people like you, maybe including me. . But you can’t be confused. Just because you are professional in cross talk does not mean that you are professional in calligraphy. If you want to write, go home and have fun writing by yourself. Don't ruin your good reputation with bad handwriting.

Be careful!

Zhao Benshan

Reasons for being on the list: Everyone in the world doesn’t know that you, Uncle Benshan, are a genius when it comes to acting in sketches, and you are also a genius when it comes to doing business. genius. You have made Errenzhuan, who was originally known for telling pornographic jokes, famous all over the world, which is admirable. But calligraphy is not "Er Ren Zhuan", it is not "Er Ren Zhuan" based on pornographic jokes. The origin of calligraphy is really noble. Please don't mess with calligraphy, Uncle Benshan. If you want to write, go home and write, don't write in front of the paparazzi's lens. Do you think you can fool your good legs into lameness, or your elegant calligraphy? Although you sell and write calligraphy mostly because of charity activities, there are many carriers of charity. Why do you want to let the poor boy's calligraphy be sacrificed for you?

Jia Pingwa

Reasons for being on the list: Your words have appeared in our very remote small town in southern Sichuan. Some of them were sent to my friend to have them framed, with numerous instructions and care, like a newborn baby. But with all due respect, please don’t think that because you are a writer or a scholar, you must know calligraphy if you have education. Without education, the level of calligraphy will definitely not be much higher. But if there is high education, without professional training, the level of calligraphy will not be much higher. It is also said that your calligraphy works were selected into middle school textbooks, so some people criticized you crazily: "The inclusion of Jia Pingwa's calligraphy works in middle school textbooks is a kind of cultural corruption"! I think the criticism is justified!

Yu Qiuyu

How come "Master Yu" is also on the list? Everyone must be surprised. Actually, I was surprised too. You are too famous, and you seem to care too much about calligraphy. Although you have almost raised the status of calligraphy to the sky, I, a calligraphy lover, do not buy your credit. Although you are extremely knowledgeable and talented, and you are a leader in the literary world, and you are a master of the situation, but this does not mean that you understand and are proficient in all art categories. In this ranking, you and Lao Jia are considered the best in calligraphy, but it seems that there is still a long way to go before calligraphy. It’s hard to be a human being, it’s even harder to be a celebrity, and it’s even harder to be an old celebrity! "Master Yu", I would like to advise you to be careful about calligraphy!

"Master Yu" said that calligraphy is the eternal cable of Chinese culture. If we continue like this, this cable will probably break!

Calligraphy is art, a serious art. Don't think that just by swiping a pen, you can turn it into a calligraphy work. My dearest masters, big-name celebrities, you have almost ruined other art categories, so just spare calligraphy! Please! If you have questions about the fake appraisal of jadeite, Hetian jade, beeswax, Nanhong, small-leaf rosewood, sea yellow, etc., you can follow Wenwan Lecture Hall and send us a private message, we will try our best to answer.

As a cultural celebrity and literary star, it doesn’t matter if your calligraphy is not good. Just don’t show off your calligraphy in front of the public, especially don’t think of yourself as a calligrapher. Let’s talk about a few such celebrities.

Although some people say that Fan Zeng's paintings are assembly line works, it is undeniable that as a disciple of Li Kuchan, Li Keran and others, his paintings are still good.

But it is a pity that his calligraphy is so different from his paintings that he is called "dung beetle style". Not to mention, there are some similarities.

However, he was not aware of this. He still thought that his words were "fresh as Yu Kaifu, handsome as Bao joins the army", and he thought that he was a great master who met only once in 500 years.

Regarding his calligraphy, I just want to say, why didn’t his ex-wife, Ms. Lin Xiu, a famous calligrapher, teach him how to write more?

This person is exactly what Li Kuchan said about him: he is a Zhongshan wolf, and he becomes rampant when he succeeds.

There are many successful businessmen in China, but there are not many high-profile businessmen like Jack Ma. He is acting in movies and showing off his "calligraphy". The few winding symbols he drew were actually photographed. Millions of dollars will piss off calligraphers to death.

Ma Yunhui built up momentum and created a "Double 11" in real life. On June 6 last year, he hosted a banquet for medical staff who went to Hubei with great fanfare. In the name of promoting positive energy, he led his group of Internet Hong brightened up greatly.

However, "Ma Daxia" was missing from the Internet conference held in front of Ali's home today.

I couldn’t help but think of that song: "Liangliang"!

Zhu Zhiwen is a grassroots singer who came from the fields. It is indeed not easy. Of course, this is inseparable from the support of CCTV. It is with the help of CCTV that grassroots artists such as Brother Dayi, Sister Straw Hat, and Xuri Yanggang are able to reach the public.

But it is a pity that these artists have become famous instead of focusing on improving their quality. Instead, they have become famous. The straw hat sister's scene-stealing performance in the show has already made the audience dissatisfied.

Brother Dayi was originally very simple, but his cultural literacy was too low, and he could not correctly understand himself after becoming famous. He, who was not well educated, actually picked up a writing brush and wrote inscriptions for people everywhere.

Among the above people, if Fan Zeng’s calligraphy can still be classified as calligraphy, Ma Yun and Zhu Zhiwen’s calligraphy are too far away from calligraphy. The key thing is that they themselves don’t know it yet.

The calligraphy and paintings of many celebrities do not match their fame. The list goes on and on. But in order to illustrate the problem, let’s give a few examples. Let’s just say calligraphy works are good.

Wang Dongling is a calligraphy professor at Peking University, Wo Xinghua is a calligraphy professor at Fudan University, Liu Hongbiao is the chairman of a calligraphy association, and Zeng Xiang is a calligraphy artist leader. These four men can be said to be well-known figures in today's Chinese calligraphy world, but their calligraphy (forgive me, I really can't say it is calligraphy art) is extremely ugly.

To put it harshly: Who can call the calligraphy "home" today? No!

After practicing calligraphy for many days, I added my own ideas and writing skills. I wrote large and small, thick and light, and stamped the twists and turns. Is this what I call "home"? Not even close!

Liu Gong: Dignified and righteous, alert and alert

Yan Gong: Solid and solid, graceful and outgoing

Wang Xizhi: Casual posture, handsome and elegant

Mitty: Enlightened to see nature, empty and empty

Chairman: Majestic and domineering in the world

Only in this way can we call it home!

Which one can compare with your current home?

But then again, it is so difficult to surpass the predecessors! Not to mention you want to innovate. Perhaps Qi Gong was frightened and dripping with cold sweat while sitting on the throne of the calligraphy association facing the four predecessors.

As time goes by, fountain pens and ballpoint pens may have to be shelved, let alone writing brushes. It would be nice to be able to write. I think as calligraphy enthusiasts like us, we should be more open-minded and stop comparing what they write with those of their predecessors. Do they admire their height? Comparing him with his predecessors is too flattering.

To be honest, I still admire those enthusiasts who write and practice silently. They indulge in their own world and entertain themselves all day long without knowing the good or bad. Perhaps, this is the realm. Bar.

I saw an exhibition of famous calligraphy and painting at the Yellow Crane Tower in Wuhan. I originally wanted to take my daughter to study it, but when I saw it, I was shocked. I don’t know if it’s because of my poor taste or low level. No matter how you look at it, it looks ugly! Does it look good to everyone?

Fan Zeng, Su Shishu, Cui Yuzhuo, Yang Xiaoyang

Celebrity calligraphy cannot be completely denied. Celebrities have a hobby of calligraphy and have certain literacy, and can write works of a certain level, which shows that this person still has good cultural literacy. I respect such celebrities. There have been famous calligraphers throughout the ages. Hu Shi's calligraphy is very average, but there are many intellectuals who seek his calligraphy. Be objective about the calligraphy of celebrities. It is normal for some people to rush to seek calligraphy from celebrities. Mingshi Shugui is also a tribute to celebrities.

Zhao Benshan, Ma Yun, Jia Pingwa, Liu Xiaoqing, and Zhu Ziwen, who is making a fool of himself, you are all the masters if you do your job well, cross-border robbery is an ancient handicraft art profession, it is not you "go to hell" ", it's so easy to get started, you have specializations in your industry, you are all big names in the industry, and the four national quintessences all require special efforts.

Wang Shouren is said to be a philosopher, military strategist and writer, so his three-meter-long calligraphy work is only considered a third-level cultural relic. In fact, Wang Shouren's handwriting was one of the best in the entire Ming Dynasty, as good as his ancestors. Xu Wenchang commented at the beginning: Wang Xizhi 'covered his people with books', and Wang Shouren 'covered his books with people'.