Tell all the tacky love stories to the object.

Tell all the tacky love stories to the object-1. On my way home to buy oysters, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. So it's called oysters as mud.

There is something on your face. What is this? Kind of beautiful.

I hope I can grow old with you if I am not careful, even if there are more twists and turns along the way, I just want you to be the ending.

I never envied anyone when you were with me.

Remember, I miss you when I look for you, and I miss you when I don't.

6. Do you like drinking water? You already like me%.

I think you must be very busy, just look at the first three words!

If you don't want to leave home, I will level the mountains and seas for you. If you don't want to get married far away, I will set foot in Wan Li for you.

9. "I really want to tan my skin" Why? "Because I can secretly protect you."

10. "Can you play the guitar?" "No" "How did you resonate with me?"

1 1. Write your name on the cigarette and suck it into your lungs so that it can be closest to my heart.

12. I'm in the bag! I need a kiss!

13. I'm quite sure. Why? No kissing.

14. I want to eat three meals for two people in the same room with you.

15. Since I met you, life is short and sweet.

16. "Do you know? We are both too much. " "How much is it?" "You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated."

17. Why are there stars in your eyes? Because all my eyes are on you.

18. I like the color of the sky, the smell of the wind, the depth of the sea and your voice.

19. "Want to make your parents happy?" Yeah, "Take me home if you want."

20. "I want to buy a piece of land." "What land?" "You are dead set!"

Tell all the earthy love stories to the object. Part II: 2 1. Childhood friends are not you, and the seeds of love are not you. I only hope that the flowing water is you, the daily necessities are you, and you will grow old together.

22. "When you barbecue, what do you bake first?" Barbecue first. I will consider you first. "

23. What's it like to like you? Generally speaking, I fell in love at first sight, but I have been thinking about you for a long time.

24. Falling in love with you at first sight is the most beautiful encounter in my life. Making a promise with you is the most eternal scenery in my plain years.

25. "Are you good at holding dolls?" "No" "Then how did you catch my heart?"

26. "How can I solve my troubles? Only violence ... "? Huh? ""... hug you "

27. "I have super powers. Guess what it is. " "What?" "I like you very much."

28. You are the joy of youth, and vice versa.

29. I don't know how to take care of you in winter.

30. I want to be a tree and plant it in your hand.

3 1. "Do you know which three days are the best in the world?" What three days? "Have your days, have my days, have you and I become our days."

32. Do you know why I always lose? Because I lost to your tenderness.

33. "I want to send a courier near your home" Why? "Because I want to say to you: Hello, your baby has arrived, please marry it."

34. "Do you know why I have a cold?" "Because you have a cold?" "No, because I have no resistance to you at all."

35. What is "how can a mobile phone save electricity"? "By your side!"

36. "The sun appears every day on average 12 hours. Do you know why it is so long? " I don't know, "because I want us to have long-term love."

I don't want to sleep for a long night. Let's talk.

38. I like you so much, from south to north, from old to wild.

39. Touch the fabric of my dress to see if it is your girlfriend's material.

40. I like being bored with you. It's not that there will always be endless topics to talk about together, but I won't feel embarrassed even if I don't talk.

Tell all the tacky love stories to the object. Part III: 4 1. Guess what constellation I am "Gemini?" Wrong, I am tailor-made by you.

42. Do you know what I like to drink most recently? What? Take good care of you.

43. "In your heart"

44. "Guess what I'm doing now?" "What are you doing?" I am chatting with the most beautiful girl in the world. "

45. You have spring and autumn in your eyes, which is better than all the mountains and rivers I have seen and loved.

46. "You don't cherish me now, I tell you, after this village." "How?" "I'll wait for you in the next village."

47. What time is it? (12) No, it is the starting point of our happiness.

48. "I want to go somewhere", "Where" and "Go to your heart"

49. "I count my fingers, and you lack me in five elements." "I am an attractive man, and you are also attractive."

50. "Do I look like someone with asthma to you?" Don't you like it? "But why does my heart beat faster every time I see you?"

5 1. "Will you stop talking?" "I didn't." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"

52. I am stubborn by nature, and I have a clear love and hate. From the first moment I saw you, my eyes were full of you, so I like you, not on impulse, nor because I have different views.

53. You are a lovely boy, and so am I.

54. It's good to see the world and meet you.

55. "Can you watch your step in the future?" "I have to bump into my heart."

56. "What's your material?" Pure cotton "no, I think it's girlfriend's material."

I haven't eaten sugar since I met you. Why are you too sweet?

58. After all, there is only one criterion for me to choose a spouse: you.

59. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I be your girlfriend?

60. "Will you shut up?" "I'm not talking." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"

Speak sweet words to your left ear because it is close to your heart.

Love words are said to the left ear, because they are very close to each other.

Lie to the right ear because it can't lie.

I am not a male god or a schoolmaster. Whether you love me or not, I am willing to love you deeply.

I am not a goddess or a schoolmaster. Whether you love me or not, I will accompany you for a long time.

She said that she was not drunk, but she kept wobbling and crying.

You said you loved her, but you never wanted to give her a home.

If you dare to hurt her for your disciple, I will kill you!

If you dare to hurt her for the whole world, I will kill the whole world!

I'm not cold-blooded, nor am I slow-hot. I'm just afraid that I'll be sad when I leave because I've invested too much.

I'm not arrogant, I'm not fooling around, I'm just tired of those dependencies that may be lost at any time.

No matter how bitter and salty the tears are, they are all comfort and sunshine.

No matter how beautiful the smile is, no matter how sweet the smile is, it is not special.

What's it like to like someone? I think he has wifi on him.

What's it like to have a crush on someone? I don't know what the wifi password is?

I am willing to trade my life for ten years of innocence.

I am willing to use my ten years to have no regrets for your life.

One day, you became someone else's groom, and I will never mention the madness of that year again.

One day, I became someone else's bride, and you were still my original ideal.

Will you call me if I lose it?

Nonsense, who lost 100 kilograms of meat and did not look for it?

I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend, and the movie tickets have been chosen. Please recommend a good boyfriend.

I want to go to the movies with my girlfriend, and the movie tickets have been chosen. Please recommend a good girlfriend.

Do you like girls with long hair or short hair?

I watched her change from short hair to long hair.

A male god is not necessarily a boyfriend, but a boyfriend must be a male god.

A goddess is not necessarily a girlfriend, but a girlfriend must be a goddess.

Hold my hand and drive me crazy for half my life.

Kiss my eyes and cover the displacement of my life.

When can I get my book back?

What do you mean by scribbling my name on page 30?

202 1 classic tacky love story

1, never leave! You are mine ... I am yours.

The happiest moment for a person is to find someone who dotes on you, gives in to your habits and loves you all.

3. Being single-minded is not to like only one person all your life, but to be single-minded when you like one person.

What I fear most is not that two people who love each other hurt each other, but that two people who have loved each other for a long time suddenly separate.

5. I like to find your feelings at any time.

I can't say why I love you, but I know you are the reason why I don't love others.

7. Don't wait to lose love before you know how to cherish it. Distance is not a problem.

8. Since I like you, my pH is always less than 7.

9. If I have you in my future, I am not afraid of anything.

10, I like you, for no particular reason, just like it.

1 1. There are chestnuts in winter, mangoes in summer, and you and me all year round.

12, I want to stay and live with you, share some hardships and enjoy happiness.

13, love is not a lifetime of not quarreling, but quarreling, but a lifetime.

14, love is not a vigorous oath, but a faint companionship.

15, may I accompany you through every section of the road and see every scenery.

Love words to the object

Love words to the object

1, baby, the world is big, but I miss you.

The most romantic and selfish words in the world are: you are mine alone.

Honey, you don't have to change for anyone. If you want to be a better person, please do it for yourself. People who really love you will always love you, no matter what kind of person you are.

4. Going over mountains and mountains for you, but I have no intention to see the scenery.

Dear, I assure you that the happiness and pain of people in this life are absolutely within your tolerance. Life knows yourself better than you do. It is cunning, and the bitterness it gives you will always disappoint you without despair. And the sweetness I give you will always make you taste and look forward to it.

6, I hope to get a heart and never leave. You think of me for a moment, and I have been thinking of you for half my life.

7. If I can't do anything for you, I can at least accompany you.

8. Let's get together while we are young.

9. Change your life with my three fireworks. The dust settles for you and overturns the prosperity of the world.

10, don't forget me, I won't remember anyone except you.

1 1, how lucky I am to meet you.

12, I don't care about humans tonight, I just want you. lake

13, can you carry me from my wife to the old woman?

14, time has not let me forget you, but let me get used to thinking about you.

15, I love you forever, time is nothing.