Cold and funny.

1. The weather is very cold. If you can't give me a hug, buy me a coat.

2. I remember that it was a cold winter, and I didn't want to go to class in the morning, so I asked my roommate to help me ask for leave and just find a reason. Soon, the news of my heatstroke spread all over the campus.

3. The most rogue in winter always likes to freeze my hands and feet. Interesting talk about cold weather, humorous sentences describing cold weather.

There is a yearning for autumn water, and there is a cold feeling that I forgot to wear long pants.

5. "Why are people closer to the north more direct?" "It's freezing, who has time to travel with you?"

6. There is a kind of cold, not that you feel cold, but that your mother thinks you are cold.

7. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

8. When a girl is alone, it is actually a hooligan behavior for her to say that she is cold.

9. It's so cold that you can even fart and dry your hands. 1 1. Cold is a word, I will only say it once, I know you will use snot instead. Interesting talk about cold weather, humorous sentences describing cold weather.

12. Don't tell me it's cold, take care of yourself and put on more clothes, or take care of me or buy me clothes with money.

13. Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because it was so cold that I was unconscious.

14. If you want to run naked in summer, how many clothes you wear in winter is like running naked.

15. It's cold. Besides the bed, the place I want to go most is your arms.

16. It's very cold. Whenever I lie in bed and don't want to get up, I think of teacher Cang's teaching: "Don't lie in bed unless you can make money in bed."

17. It's very cold. When you wake up from sleep at night, don't forget to open the quilt for your roommate.

18. It's time to undress by courage, wash clothes by perseverance and get up by explosiveness.

19. I didn't reply to your message because I was cold, but because my hands were cold.

20. Winter is coming. If you are afraid of the cold, you can drill into the corner, because the corner is 90 degrees. If it is still cold, you can jump in the street, because the ground is 180 degrees. If it is still cold, you can rotate it once, because it is 360 degrees. If it's still cold, you can look for him in the crowd, because the crowd has looked for him ten million times.

2 1. The weather is as cold as a joke, and life is like nonsense.

22. The person who can let me take out my mobile phone and chat with you on this day is definitely my true love.

23. It's cold, and fewer and fewer people are playing mobile phones on the road. I touched the hot millet phone and smiled. It is my hand warmer in winter. Warm up at any time, keep heating, and warm up my heart. ...

24. Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for being frozen.