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What are some funny sentences to describe yourself as old?

As follows:

1, one year older, it's time to be a big brother!

Thanks to time, I am one year older.

When you are one year older, you should know something and hide your charm.

4. Dry this bowl 18 years of human fireworks.

Happy birthday to the youngest child in the adult world.

6. The past has passed and the future has arrived. Happy birthday to myself.

7. The only thing you can get for nothing in the world is age-18 years old.

8. I hope to eat more this year and be positive.

9. Another birthday, no chicken soup, no quotations, just wish more luck in my later life.

10 But time flies, disobedience always encourages people to grow up.