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What's the first sentence when hitting on a girl?
Handsome, do you have a girlfriend?
I see.
Then would you mind changing it?
Mind.
Would you mind another drink? & gt
Two months later, the junior successfully took the upper position ~ ~
2. In college, I taught myself. A strange boy stopped me. I asked him what he wanted. He said, "Nothing, you are so white. I just want to see if you look good. "
fall into a faint
After a while, he came over and said, "Do you think I'm black?"
"Black" I said.
He said, "Everyone says I'm black."
Faint again.
I saw a beautiful MM in front. . . . Can't strike up a conversation. . So ... . . . Pick up a brick. . . Last/better/previous/last name
Before. . "Classmate, did you drop this?"
In a Vietnamese restaurant in Connecticut, a handsome waiter asked me, "Are you from China?"
I answered him, and he immediately said "I love you" in Chinese.
I fainted! Then he has been hanging around my desk. He ignored other guests' calls to get the bill. My friend who went to dinner with me was very depressed, saying that she had been to this restaurant n times and had never been accosted. First time here ~ ~ ~
5. A friend's classmate, who wants to soak 1 MM in the evening self-study, goes up and asks, "Classmate, what time is it?"
MM looked at her watch and said, "Half past eight."
The fellow looked surprised and said, "Ah, it's half past eight by my watch. Do you think we are predestined friends? " ? ! "
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