Ask and answer provocative sentences

How many fingers are there in your left hand? How many eyes do you have? How many mouths do you have?

2. "Hey, what should I do if my heart is stolen?" "Call the police." "Then hurry up!" ?

3. "I am a good judge of people", "Who do you think I am" and "You are my man"?

4. "I must have eaten too much salt." "Ah?" "Otherwise, how could I miss you all the time!" ?

5. "I went for a checkup today, and the doctor said I was short of zinc, iron and calcium." "No wonder I can't sleep recently. I didn't understand it when I was in the hospital. " "Now that I see you, I understand." "Because: I lack you." ?

6. "Do you know why I don't go to heaven?" Why? Because there is you on the ground?

7. "I want to lose weight, they are thinner than me" and "I like you but I don't like them"?

8. "Do you know the difference between drinking stars?" The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart?

9. "Will you like me?" No, can I teach you?

10, "I think life is short after knowing you", "Why" and "Because the sweet part is long"?

1 1, "I didn't do well in the exam today", "Why" and "Because no matter what problems I encounter, my answer will be you"?

12, "Your sense of existence is like air", "Really" and "I can't live without you"?

13, "Can you help me imitate the woodpecker?" "How to imitate? I won't. " "Just imagine my face as a tree!" ?

14, "I feel as if I have seen you before" "Where is it?" On my marriage certificate?

15, "Girl, I want to ask the way." "Son, where do you want to go?" "I want to go to your heart." ?

16, "I am lazy and you are lazy." "Later I became diligent." "In order to keep you from being lazy." ?

17, "I'll tell you how to lose two pounds in a week." "Well, how to reduce it?" "Put your heart on me." ?

18, "Love me and I love you, which one do you choose to answer me?" "Well, guess?" "Don't be naughty, just choose one." ?

19, "I am kind!" Why? Because my heart is full of you?

20. "I'll take you for a drink that you haven't drunk before." "What wine?" "Our wedding reception"?

2 1, "Do you know what wine I like?" What wine? Always with you?

22. "How long have you been single?" From birth to now, I'm sorry to have kept you waiting so long?

23. "I'll get back together with my ex-girlfriend after breaking up with you." "Why?" "Because you are my ex-girlfriend after breaking up?

24. "Do you know what your weakness is?" "What are the disadvantages?" "Not good for me"?

25. "I can't say any more." "What can't be discussed?" I can't talk about love anymore. then what Get married?

26. "Remember your identity", "What is my identity" and "You are my person!" ?

27. "Everything is changeable in the world, but I love you." "Unlike you, I will change, because I love you a little more every day than yesterday." ?

28. "Let me ask you a question. Which one has nothing to do with you? " "Husband" and "wife is really smart"?

29. "If we have a child in the future, what seat will he be?" "What seats? Leo? " "Wrong, the masterpiece of our love." ?

30. "Come with me", "Why" and "Didn't the teacher teach you to take valuables with you when you were a child"?

3 1, "Do you know what I'm good at?" "What?" "Like you"?

32. "This question is really difficult. Can you do it? " "Sorry, I can't." "You won't, then I'll tell you." ?

People can't live without oxygen, but I can. Do you know why?

34. "Do you smell anything?" "No" and "The air has become sweeter since you came out"?

35. "I haven't eaten sugar since I met you", "Why" and "You are too sweet"?

36. "Beauty, beauty, where do you sit?" Aquarius, what are you? "I, I made it specially for you." ?

37. "Say, what's it like to like someone?" "How I feel about you"?

38. "Let me tell you what he/she looks like that I like?" "Now turn on the front camera of the mobile phone and you can see him/her." ?

39. "You are not young, and you need to find a girlfriend." "Well, you are old, please marry me quickly." ?

40. "Let's play a game!" "good!" "One, two, three, wooden head, don't move!" "You moved!" "Because I have a crush on you." ?

4 1, "Be strong, you can't hang yourself from a tree." "Your weight needs a tree is not enough. Need two. " ?

A provocative routine dialogue with questions and answers.

1. The spring breeze is ten miles away, so we might as well be together.

I thought you were very nice when I first met you. What do you mean, much better now?

Less and less like yourself, less and less like a wife.

Sister, do me a favor, my parents want a daughter-in-law!

5. Man: Beauty, do you have a pen? Lend me your phone number Woman: Man: Say, what's your phone number?

6. Man: Do you have fifty cents? Woman: Yes. Man: I have fifty cents too. Let's work together.

7. M: Let's talk about the barmaid: About what? M: In love.

8. Go out and turn right and go downstairs. Go straight 100 meters. Will the Civil Affairs Bureau go or not?

9. After I broke up with you, I went to get back together with my ex-girlfriend. Why? Because you're my ex-girlfriend after the breakup. -this sentence must be used accurately.

10. Will you find a mistress after marriage? Not if your wife were you. If it's not me, then mistress is you.

1 1. I can't get through the security check every time. They say I have a you in my heart.

12. Do you feel heavy behind my back? Do you think the whole world is heavy?

13. Your sense of existence is like air. Really? I can't live without you.

14. Your lip shape is very beautiful, suitable for saying that you love me and more suitable for kissing me.

15. When are you free to marry me?

16. You are wind, I am sand, you are Hami, I am melon, you are toothpaste, and I am a brush.

17. Do you know what is the sweetest sugar? What kind of sugar do we like best?

18. Who allowed you to be so beautiful?

19. There is something wrong with my mobile phone. What's the problem? There is no phone number in it.

20. I am actually a very dutiful bad person. For example, about loving you, I have only calculated you in my life.

2 1. I want to buy something. I will marry you in the future.

22. I have been looking for spring for half my life. Just smile.

I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.

24. Brother, do you like low-sugar or seven-cent sugar? Do you know what sugar I like? I like your breasts.

25. This is a pencil, this is a pen, and you are my baby.

26. This is your palm, this is Bi Xin, and you are my sweetheart.

27. Go out and turn right and go downstairs. Go straight 100 meters. Will the Civil Affairs Bureau go or not?

28. After breaking up with you, I went to get back together with my ex-girlfriend. Why? Because you're my ex-girlfriend after the breakup. -this sentence must be used accurately.

29. Will you find a mistress after marriage? Not if your wife were you. If it's not me, it's you.

30. I can't get through the security check every time. They say I have a you in my heart.

3 1. Do you feel heavy behind my back? Do you think the whole world is heavy?

Your sense of existence is like air. Really? I can't live without you.

33. Can you do me a favor? What busy? Help me fall in love with me.

34. Where are you from? No, you are my sweetheart.

What does the person you like look like? Go home and look at yourself in the mirror.

36. Do you smell anything? No, the air has become sweet since you came out.

Do you know the difference between drinking stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

38. Do you know how to eat this dish? Do you eat while it's hot? I will feed it to you.

39. Do you know what yesterday was? What day? It is the day when I love you.

40. I have put up with you for a long time. Gee, how can you put up with it all your life?

4 1. What kind of noodles do I want to eat?

42. A family has three husbands, wives and sons. Husband and son go out to travel, which wives are left?

I haven't eaten sugar since I met you. Why are you too sweet?

A series of provocative questions and answers

1. If you go to a place without doors or windows, don't worry, you are in my heart.

I don't want to sleep for a long night. Let's talk.

There is no wine in your dimple, but I am as drunk as a dog.

If you lose me, I will be someone else's little princess.

Do you think there is something wrong with my leg? No, I can't walk as soon as I see you.

6. You are the wind and I am the sand. When I miss you, a grain of sand falls from the sky, and there is Sahara from then on.

7. You are the heart, you are the liver, and you are three quarters of me.

8. Do you know what to build in winter? Cover it, my baby.

9. If I don't please you, love me.

10.30 at night, firecrackers didn't ring as loudly as I expected.

1 1. I'm quite sure. No kissing.

12. I am a playboy, and I like you every second.

13. I found that you can't even pronounce 26 English letters. Why do I love you?

14. I have put up with you for a long time! So what do you want? I want to put up with you all my life.

15. I have loneliness and spirits. Would you like to go with me?

16. I've been looking for a store recently. What store? Your phone.

17. I hope you are a girl, always loving spring, with poetry in your heart and frost on your face.

18. liking you is the closest thing I have ever done to love.

19. I want to give you a super cute gift, but the courier won't let me into the box.

20. Are you nearsighted, little brother? No wonder you can't see that I like you.

2 1. This is a pencil, this is Hong Kong dollars, and you are my baby.

As long as you remember me, I don't mind the whole world forgetting me.

23. Is your mother's surname Fang? No, my mother's surname is Fang, but if your mother's surname is not Fang, why are you so handsome?

24. Do you know what quilt to cover in winter? The quilt should be a baby.

25. Do you know what you look like now? Like what? Like the earth. Why? Because you are attractive to me.

26. Do you know where the scenery of this place is? I don't know, I'm not very familiar with it. I think you are the most beautiful scenery here.

27. Is there a hospital nearby? No, why? Because of you, my heart is beating too hard.

28. If you are Tinker Bell, what do you think I am? I don't know. What is this? It was because the bell rang (thought) that I stayed!

29. The number 1 to 9. If I am 9, where are you 8? Why is it because I want to be by your side?

30. I found someone secretly loves you. who is it? Me.

3 1. Come with me. Why didn't the teacher teach you to take valuables with you when you were a child?

Couples ask and answer, couples ask and answer.

Break up. My parents don't approve of us being together.

Only you have parents? My parents don't approve of our breaking up.

You are shameless!

What do I need a face for? I want you.

Honey, you are the cutest person I have ever met.

Dear, I like you who have never seen the world.

Mom, why did you marry dad? I was blind and fell in love with you!

Dad, why is our family so poor now? I gave you all the money to treat your eyes!

When can I get my book back?

What do you mean by scribbling my name on page 30?

Will you come on my wedding day?

Why don't you get married if I don't come?

What if we break up? I'll chase you again.

What if we break up? I'll catch up with you later

I have loneliness and wine. Would you like to go with me?

From now on, you are not allowed to have loneliness and wine, only me.

What if the groom is not you?

I hope my father is me.

Honey, who do you want to invite on your wedding day?

Invite all the men you know, tell them that you are Lao Tzu's, and no one is allowed to rob you!

Come on, which is more important, the game or me?

I dare to play games without hitting you, don't you think?

When have you ever liked me?

I don't know. I just woke up one day and found myself seeing the people around you. Both men and women think they are rivals in love. I know I'm hopeless

Will you call me if I lose it?

Nonsense, who lost 100 kilograms of meat without looking for it!

Do you know what it's like to love deeply?

It's like the room suddenly darkens. I'm not looking for light, but looking for you.