Funny qq, talk about it.

1, regardless of white hat and black hat, it is not a good hat that will turn green.

Just because I saw you more in the crowd, I was asked to go to the podium to answer questions.

Only those who know us can stay in my heart for a long time, and those who know you can hurt you invisibly.

4. Who said that country crows are as black as crows? In fact, one is darker than the other!

I want someone to hold my hand, whether dull or vigorous, let's go together.

6. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

7. The road is rough, and you should make a fool of yourself when you should.

8. If you shout "* * *" in the street, it is definitely higher than asking a beautiful woman to turn around!

9. It's strange that I am so lazy and still miss you very diligently.

10, if there is no power, a beautiful woman like you can still follow me.

Q: What do you do when you are with friends? A: Yes.

12, my roommate taught me a method of washing clothes while washing socks-putting socks on your hands to wash clothes.

13. In a world full of darkness, love full of lies is being interpreted.

14, if you think I'm fat, just say it, don't beat around the bush and say, "You really walk one step at a time"!

15, love never has two endings, either taking different routes or taking the same route.

16, let's break up. I don't deserve you because you are a QQ member.

17. I liked to play hide-and-seek when I was a child. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.

18, what do you mean by being brave and crying for you to love me? Or smile and watch you leave?

19, it is also necessary to pay attention to technology, to find the right person at the right time and place, such as I am online at the moment!

20. One day in the world, with thick soil as evidence, I would like to exchange 20 Jin of meat for the fine weather in China this year!

2 1, I am stupid, I am happy. I'm two years old and I'm healthy.

22. "Doctor, what's wrong with me?" "Paralysis above the neck ..." "Ah, what's that disease?" "brain-dead."

23. As long as you are alive, you will meet something delicious.

24. "Brother, bring my headphones." "I think you should say please." "Brother, bring my headphones."

25. Obama, do you remember Little Bin Laden by Daming Lake?

26. One day, my love for you will get the same return, just as the closer I am to your router, the stronger the signal.

27. My biggest weakness is lack of money.

28. When the school is poor, there is always a feeling that 100 yuan cannot be broken, and it will soon be gone.

29. At the beginning of life, human nature is good. Zero, duck egg.

30. Don't hang yourself from a tree. Try to die a few times in a few trees, and then you die completely.

3 1, honey, when will we get married, when will you give birth to your baby?

You said you were going to see the left ear. I looked everywhere in the hospital and you were in the cinema.

33. "He seems to like me talking to me all the time." "Who told you not to pay him back?"

34. If Google and Baidu merge, will they be renamed goodbye?

35. I thought for a moment, I should study hard.

Don't always call me an animal. Get to know me better and you will know that I am worse than an animal.

I can, but I warn you, use a beauty camera.

38. Managing your strengths can add value to your life; Managing your shortcomings will devalue your life.

39. What are you pretending to be tender? Wrinkles on the face can kill flies.

40. Sleeping is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art!

4 1. Don't call me fat. I think you are jealous that I eat better than you.

42. Adults are overdue children and the elderly are invalid adults.

The National Day holiday is only seven days, which is simply not enough to express our love for our motherland.

44. I would like to spend every minute of my life with you if I can, but now all I can do is miss you every minute!

45. Can we embrace the future without mentioning the past?

46. Seeing your smile is the happiest thing in the world, seeing your tears is the most unforgettable thing in the world, seeing your anger is the most unforgettable thing in the world, and not seeing your information is the most pitiful thing in the world!

47. Do you remember how long you haven't said you love me?

48. Q: "Why do superheroes wear such tight clothes?" A: "Because saving people is important."

49, the new version of dichlorvos, delicious and tonic, open the lid and have another bottle! Holiday gifts are excellent.

50. If confession is a kind of injury, I choose lies. If lies are also hurt, I choose silence.

5 1. Cash is not allowed in the canteen recently. A buddy went to cook and took out a 20 yuan bill. The aunt who cooked rice waved her hand and said no, but the elder brother paused, said thank you, took the food and left. ...

52. Two children argued about days. One said: One day is one day! A son said: One day is one day!

Recently, even the mice are so poor that they are always in tears.

54. You said you were dressed cool and became depressed!

55, fate, silently waiting at a ferry, waiting for love to carry. Two empty hearts happen to coincide.

56, the Spring Festival is not fat, worthy of dead pigs, dead ducks and dead fish.

I am 57 years old. Happy birthday to me. You can't do anything illegal in the future.

58. You seem to have a great personality. You are not tall, and your personality is still so bad.

59. If one day I become a rogue (next88), please tell them that I am simple.

60. Don't complain about life all day. Life will never know who you are, let alone listen to your complaints.

6 1. Don't look at what you should see, don't say what you shouldn't say, don't listen to what you shouldn't listen to, don't think about what you shouldn't think about, and do what you should do.

Opportunities rained down on me, but I dodged them one by one.

63. Every time I see a handsome guy, I always feel a little guilty, and I always wonder how I have anything to do with him.

64. Do you think you look good in person or in photos? -Turn off the lights.

65. She is a goddess. She can shine. And I'm just a female nerve, reflecting light.

66. If there were no moon, I wouldn't miss you. If there were no sun, I wouldn't care about you. Even if the sun and the moon cycle, how can I forget you?

67. I planted my girlfriend in spring and harvested a bunch of green hats in autumn.

68. You are also a wonderful flower in the abnormal world.

69. You are my North Star. Tell me the way forward.

70. Future husband, don't worry, I am at home, not in the hotel.

7 1, my Xueba blood must be frozen.

72. Life is only a few decades. I will constantly fill the time and space I have with happiness and ignore all the unhappiness. You are the source of my happiness.

73. I want to be like stinky tofu, smelling stinky and eating fragrant. This is called connotation.

74. The old ladies on Naihe Bridge have sold Pepsi. How can I forget you?