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Why do you feel that the glory of King Luban needs to be beaten? Pray for the great god?
1, ugly, a natural expression of batting practice, everyone wants to bully him, but he did beat him in the early stage, but he still didn't, and he was killed after the middle stage. Are you angry?
2. It's obviously a flick of a finger, and sometimes it's similar. The more we beat him, the more we have to beat him. Do you want to beat him?
4. Standing in the circle during the group battle, I was killed inexplicably. At first glance, it seems that Lu Ban made a big move on you. Ok, I remember, don't let me see the circle in the future, or I will take the initiative to find Lu Ban.
5, all kinds of skin, always glory collection 2000 yuan skin, or starry sky 288 skin, everyone lives in dire straits, but you use it to show off your wealth, you must win him!
6, late residual blood, direct attack bloodsucking and full, residual blood and full blood have no difference, high damage, more bloodsucking, beat him and fight to death.
7, born with short legs, obviously can't run fast, but the movements are the same, and the appearance is naturally ridiculed.
8, grab the head, strong wild monster, don't say that the opposite side wants to hit him, if you can beat your teammates, teammates can't help KK him.
To sum up, Luban is a miracle. If I don't hit him, I'm sorry for the game. And claimed to be 250, and was harassed by a guy with 250. I'm sorry if I didn't hit him.
The team battle can be lost, and Lu Ban will die. This is the experience summed up after fighting in the canyon for so many years. That's why I need to be defeated.
Luban No.7 has become a mobile cash machine for enemy assassins and soldiers because of its lovely appearance and walking style+its skills, such as these, both low-end and high-end bureaus.
In the team battle, Lu Ban can only stay at the last output of the team, usually his teammates spend a few seconds. Sometimes his teammates are dying. If you play well, stop. If you don't play well, you should send yourself out. This will lead to two situations. One is to collect enough of his head, and the other is that he didn't receive it, but he sent a lot himself. ADC can't win without economic league battle, and then Luban will send more heroic novices, so
Friends who have played in the glory of the king have all seen the explosion injury in Luban's later period. The shell was completely blown up and hit six times. This little shell can also catch dragons. To make matters worse, Luban's invincible state in the later period: the assassins and tanks who threatened Luban before played Luban in the later period, and they could not get close to him at all. In front of Lu Ban, it's like a piece of paper. Those assassins can be shot by Xiao Lu Ban several times.
Therefore, after several years of experience in the glory of the king, our strategy to deal with Lu Ban on the battlefield is the same: the team battle can be lost, and Lu Ban must die. No matter how big the sacrifice, Luban can't develop. Even if Yueta and Lu Ban mutually assured destruction, they can't let Lu Ban go back alive.
At King's Canyon 20 17. Won the "20 17 Oscar Death Award with the largest number of deaths in King's Canyon". According to official statistics of Mei Tian, Silly Little Luban died nearly 10 billion times in King's Canyon in 20 17, and 6.443 billion times in the first half of this year alone.
In every game, if you choose Luban, you should be prepared to be ridiculed by your teammates and attacked by the opposite side. Although people don't think highly of him, I will conquer them with my strength every time. The reason why Luban recruits novice pupils is: 1. You don't need to be conscious, you don't need to stand up. 2. Simple operation, no need to change the direction of skills. 3. Short and cute, in line with primary school students. Master Luban has a mental retardation of 250, which is very popular among primary school students' game circles. Everyone will argue that this should be in line with the aesthetics of primary school students. 5. Cheap. Beginners start with 2888 gold coins. Plus Houyi, primary school students will definitely choose Luban at first sight.
Bottom line: Luban's voice is a bit treacherous and sharp, and it is difficult to speak. His walking posture is not good, and his walking posture is too swaying. Just like a real person walking in the street, you want to hit him, and your skills are poor. You came back to the city in a bloody battle, and you were blown to death. Are you out of breath? The residual blood dragon was robbed by a gun. Are you angry? I need to type my lines! Master Lu Ban, IQ 250 ... no displacement, brittle skin, little blood and lack of escape ability.
Team battles can be lost, and Lu Ban must die! I believe many friends have heard this old saying. Although I don't know what it's for, it's catchy and very good! Moreover, there is a legend about Lu Ban in the King's Canyon, that is, every time a new hero is added, Lu Ban will die in another way! Therefore, Xiao Luban always runs on the edge of being targeted and enjoys it! Do you want to know the real reason why Luban was so beaten? He has a high IQ and likes to shoot everywhere with two skills.
On this day, Xiao Luban cleaned the line in the middle of the road and felt particularly quiet around. Xiao Luban, who is often laid off, has learned to perceive a sense of crisis in a quiet atmosphere! Little Luban instantly turned into Holmes, and everyone across the street disappeared, and none of them came, so there is only one possibility! It's the opposite. It must be a dragon fight!
In order to verify his own ideas, Lu Ban specially checked the location of Longkeng! As expected, the other side played the dragon, so one of Luban's invincible shark guns began to aim, thinking, just let it go, in case it was robbed! It was this stupid little Luban who shot at random, perhaps without considering the consequences at all! But it is this habit that causes Luban to become the target of frequent fire collection.
Seeing that the master was defeated by himself, Xiao Luban was forced, huh? I can't believe I actually got it? This is amazing, isn't it? Little Luban feels very happy! However, on second thought, he thought that I had defeated the master who was struggling across the street. What will happen to them? Xiao Lu remembered another sentence: Luban must die! Finished, the game can't play anymore, and it will be targeted again.
Luban, who was carried away by excitement in an instant, was awake! It's over! I robbed the big dragon opposite, what will they do to me! Will you invent Lu Ban's 10 1 death method? Can I still go home to see my mother today? Will my legs be discounted when I cross the street? Luban looked flustered and cried as he ran! This game is definitely not playable.
Short legs run so fast for the first time, I'm afraid I'll come and catch myself one second later! Now Lu Ban deeply realizes that this one can't live any longer, and he must find a way to save his life. Now winning or losing the game is not important, life is the most important thing!
Xiao Luban, who returned to spring, never stopped for a moment, for fear that the opposite spring would be abused. He quickly sold his equipment and bought a resurrection armor and a famous knife. I don't think this is enough, and I want to buy another bright moon! This should save your life! Is today the death of my little Lu Ban? Is it my fault that I have high IQ? Mei Tian gave me a second skill, and I can take all the pictures. Is it my fault? Why are you doing this to me? Is it because my legs are short and easy to bully? Wearing a resurrection armor, Lu Ban nervously looked at the direction of the crystal, as if he had seen the mighty army of the enemy approaching him! Xiao Luban, who felt unsafe, put another big move, thinking that it would be a little time to delay! It is conceivable how Xiao Luban was bullied in the King's Canyon! But just catching a dragon can scare you like this! I really mourn for Luban in my heart, but I couldn't help laughing when I saw him scampering. No wonder he always bullies Luban, not only because of his high IQ, but also because he likes to shoot indiscriminately!
Hello everyone! I am Hua Shao, a 4-year-old the glory of the king gamer! The shape is very bad And Luban's lines!
Do some comparisons first and you will know!
When you see one on the main road, with your hands open, striding forward, unbridled, will you want to hit him!
I think Lu Ban's batting practice is mainly because he has stepped out of the step of disowning his six relatives in the design of his role!
What's Lu Ban's line? Ha ha ha ha ha, great; Does anyone need technical support? Master Lu Ban, with an IQ of 250, adores him! Luban's second reason for batting is that he always says that his IQ is 250! Aren't you angry to hear that? Get up there and fuck him
Slowly evolved such a classic saying: the team battle can be lost, and Lu Ban will die ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Luban is a shooter! Luban's excessive instantaneous explosion injury, and the round continued explosion injury. Lu Ban said second, no one dares to say first, three skills and three passive sweeps, and the meat will die in front of him, let alone crispy skin! (I think this is a secondary reason)
Does anyone think I'm right?
First of all, judging from the reading questions, Lu Ban really needs batting practice. I played in the glory of the king for several years, only played Luban several times, and every time I went out without an assistant, I was the first to be killed. I really don't know how I died. . . I really want to use symbols instead of my expression here. I was killed and hacked.
Ok, back to the topic, this reminds me of Teemo in League of Legends. Actually, these two are really similar. If you feel there is Teemo across the street, Teemo will be killed even if he dies. Tianhe City will die, so when he returns to the glory of the king, will it be the same for Lu Ban? Yes, he must die, too, so that I can be happy and have fun. Really, I also found several reasons:
1. Luban's second skill can be launched in full screen.
As a result, many children with residual blood returned to the tower and were shot dead when they were ready to return to the city. Think about how unhappy you are, and you will make a world sound. You wait for Lu Ban, and the opposite Lu Ban doesn't pick you up. Do you think you are more angry? Needless to say, you must have killed Luban many times. Only when you kill Luban yourself can you be truly happy. ! !
2. Luban's design is very similar to Teemo in League of Legends, with short legs.
The way Lu Ban walks is really funny. Every time I see Luban playing across the street, I miss him in Doby, but when Luban ignores me. I started the anger mode again. I'm going to kill Ruban. In this way, when there is Lu Ban in each game, my record is still quite high, at least the number of enemy kills reaches 15. Haha, this has aroused my fighting spirit. I like to play games like this. It's fun to play like this.
The hero Lu Ban is very popular with his sister.
You know, as long as every time I target Lu Ban, Lu Ban tells me to talk in the world, telling me not to bully her, saying that she is a little sister, and not to provoke her. I am a handsome guy, of course I will take it personally, so I will always kill her, kill her, and you know what she said in the end. She will say that she will go out and make friends with 1V 1, which is really interesting.
I don't like being defeated.
When fighting in the field of red and blue BUF, Tyrannosaurus Rex, you caught the dragon with only one skill. As for me, if I fight with my teammates, you will rob me. My heart is really bleeding. I really can't help myself. I needed to release it, so I spoke. I want to run away. Finally, I killed Luban more than 20 times, so I can get revenge. Really.
I know that Luban needs to be defeated for two reasons, both of which can be seen in Tik Tok. One is that Lu Ban robbed a tyrant and so on, and the other is that Lu Ban was chased and beaten by the enemy, with a child crying.
The first one, also have a deep understanding in the glory of the king, other heroes are not as good as. The tyrant or master who worked so hard was robbed by Lu Ban's gun and almost lost his breath. In order to avenge himself, the audience chased Lu Ban to catch up with his doubtful life.
The second one is just for fun. Luban himself looks like a naughty boy, especially when he runs. So meeting Luban is like running after him and watching him run.
Of course, I am also the kind of person who often hits Lu Ban, because although this hero is a little fragile in the early stage and easy to be targeted by people, his injuries in the later stage still have a certain position among shooters. I remember playing the Clone Wars once. Five Luban beat five the Monkey King, and Wukong surrendered on the other side. In qualifying, playing Luban, with good assistance, can often drive the audience.
This sentence comes from the League of Legends game "Team battle can be lost, Teemo will die", and later changed to the present "Team battle can be lost, and Luban will die". There is a hero named Timo. Its skill of planting invisible mushrooms has brought unexpected results to everyone, and the hate value has greatly increased. Teemo looks like this!
Do you look like Lu Ban? Small bodies, super cute appearance, and most importantly, the way they walk, they are particularly arrogant, which makes people want to beat them up, especially after getting their heads, and they find that they walk more arrogant (in fact, they are all the same! ), I think it is the first step for them to pull hatred.
There is no displacement skill in itself, which makes everyone think that this is a walking ATM machine. Coupled with its own two skills, long-range artillery shells will suddenly win the bid when they return to the city with residual blood. Does this kind of "revenge" need to be reported on the spot? You can also grab dragons. You mean irritating? Do you want to beat them up again?
I didn't know you played games to open voice? Do you remember the mantra of Lu Ban VII's walking and releasing skills? what do you think? "I have detected each other's IQ. Hey, hey, it seems that my strength can't be exerted. " "Master Luban, IQ 250, bye, remember to worship." "It's windy. It's time to stop." "Come on, hit me. You can't catch me ~ hehehe "and so on.
Listen, I want to go to the game right away and catch Luban across the street. Hahahaha ~
1, Luban's passivity is machine gun shooting.
This skill is extremely powerful when playing a group. It has a longer range and a wider range in the shooting state, and it is easy to pass through the opposite front row and hit the back row for output.
1 Skill: Puffer Grenade
The puffer fish Grenade can easily separate Luban, delay and control the displacement of the opposite front row, and open the output space.
2 Skills: The invincible shark's mouth gun has no control skills except killing people, but the previous version has enabled the shark's mouth gun to repel the enemies in front of it, which is a very good life-saving skill.
Shark mouth cannon is also an artifact to grab dragons. Snatching a dragon with a shark's mouth gun will definitely make your brain explode!
3 Skills: Air Support
The magical skill of beating the group artifact to make the enemy unconsciously bleed.
If there is such a Luban opposite you, how could you not kill him in the first time in the team battle? Also, because Lu Ban's injury is too high, many players are disgusted with using Lu Ban on the opposite side, which also leads to Lu Ban's being targeted as soon as he appears and trying to kill him by all means. So now when it comes to Lu Ban, he will say that "the team battle can be lost and Lu Ban must die" because everyone is too afraid of his injury.
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I killed Luban more times than I hit him! Rumor has it that the team battle can be lost and Lu Ban will die! Before that, it should be a team battle that can be lost, and Teemo must die! Why do you have to go to Luban? The rotten son thinks it should be that this little guy Lu Ban accidentally equipped himself. Well, it's really terrible! Then let's take a look at his skill introduction:
When you read his skill introduction, most of them have a clear idea. It is a terrible thing to ignore him in the team battle! But Luban's short leg is a good adc, but it's a bit difficult since the second skill was modified! If you want to cut him, you must go to him again. Therefore, it is really difficult to achieve high output of Xiao Luban!
Why does Luban need to be beaten?
I've been playing the king for a long time, and I have a soft spot for Lu Ban. Let's talk about my own views.
1. High damage: I believe that there are not many heroes who can let Lu Ban shoot a few shots in the King's Canyon, so Lu Ban naturally became the object of everyone's shouting. As a shooter, it is also the core of team output, and it must be the primary target of the opposite assassin.
2. Pose SAO: How many heroes are arrogant in the canyon in terms of walking posture? Short legs seem to provoke each other with every step, don't they?
3. Speech scene: Isn't Lu Ban mocking the other side when he speaks?
4. Many people use it: Luban is one of the heroes with the highest factory rate in Kings Canyon.
5. No displacement: Although Luban's injury is terrible, his self-protection ability is also terrible. Any assassin in the canyon can touch him ~ ~ ~
I think of these points now, and welcome any ideas to add.
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