Single dog, tell me some classic sentences.

I have sorted out single dog's classic sentences. Welcome to read the collection.

1, single for a long time, I feel good looking at the dog, not to mention unscrewing the bottle cap, even the fire hydrant can be unscrewed.

2. Some people say that single dog was harmed by the second half-price advertisement. That's your single dog business. It's just right for us to eat two per pig.

Don't ask me for emotional advice. I'm single dog. I only suggest breaking up.

4. When I was a child, I was called a turtle grandson by my grandmother and a rabbit by Ma Ma. When I grew up, I was called single dog by others. About the animal history of a person's life.

I finally ended my single life for half a year, and now I will start the second half of the year.

6. The moon under the sea is the moon in the sky, but the person in front of me is actually single dog.

7. "Don't ask me if I am single dog in the future. It is illegal for us immortals to fall in love with mortals! " "Lying in the trough, can single dog evolve into a growling dog now?"

I am no longer single dog this summer. Please call me hot dog.

9. Everyone says I'm single. Hehe, that's funny. Isn't everyone the same? Are you body double?

10, after military training, you are not single dog, but an excellent military dog.

1 1, "Do you like dogs?" "I like it!" "My family has a dog, and my parents dislike it, so I want to give it to you. Is that okay? " "Well, what dog?" "I am the only single dog."

12, the other party refused your dog food and kicked over your dog bowl.

13, in a group of student parties, there is always a god-like single dog who can answer all love questions.

14. Dogs are long gone when they live to your age. You should be a single turtle.

15, as single dog, only static electricity crackles with me in winter.

16, "Like a cat in an old alley, free, but without a home." "The first time I heard people say that being single is so fresh and refined."

17, single dog, don't go out in winter, if you fall, it will become a prosperous icebreaker!

18, showing love is not that easy, and single dog has Ta's temper.

19. In retrospect, time has changed many things, but it can't change the fact that you are single dog.

20. Asking what Valentine's Day is in the world is killing single dog.

2 1. Don't always belong to single dog and single dog. You should be a single turtle by age, a single pig by size and a single fool by IQ.

22, don't say you have loneliness and alcohol, in fact, you are a single dog.

23. Do you want to keep a dog at home? The single kind!