Interesting and touching words

1, no matter how heavy the rain is, it will stop eventually; If you stab someone, you will scab, too.

2, you are a genius, I am a talent, you are no more than me.

You walk in the rivers and lakes, so the rivers and lakes are polluted by you.

4. When treating you as a human being, will you try to be humane?

5, holding a small pot to ask heaven, when to become immortal.

6. If a woman doesn't lose her family, who will she make money for?

7. If Google and Baidu merge, will it be called goodbye?

8. Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age.

9. The garden can't be closed in spring. I'm pulling apricots from the wall.

10, as long as you know, I am a good man selected from so many good people.

1 1, I am very talented in drawing four elephants, because everything I draw is like four elephants.

12, will you see me one day when I am really sad and hurt?

14, the crowd searched for him for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly turned around, but the man washed his underwear under the lamp.

15, man or dog, enemy or friend, see for yourself after a long time.

16, true love is that he can see more than 10 million beautiful women with big breasts and long legs in Qian Qian at a glance.

17, reminding everyone that it is very important to learn how to repair notebooks! Once upon a time, there was a man who couldn't repair a notebook. Everyone knows what happened afterwards.

18, I came into this world crying, and I want to cry back!

19, you planted a girlfriend in the back hill in spring, and you are cuckolded everywhere in autumn!

20. In my opinion, you are the most suitable spokesperson for 2B youth.

2 1, I will wait for you to come into my heart. If the road is lost, I will put up signs everywhere.

22. It's time to cry, laugh, eat and play, keep a pure childlike innocence, decompress yourself and celebrate Children's Day together!

23. Someone once said that the next time you cheat him, don't hurt yourself. That man risked his life for a vain promise of being together in the future. Fool, there are such fools in the world.

24. It's time for us to turn over a new leaf. If you don't love, break up.

25. It is not who should be held accountable, but a gust of wind blows out the promise and blows away you and me.

26. I come from the earth, and I am proud to live happily on it.

27. Fei: You are a fool! The world is big, but you lack that heart.

Do you need a woman to replace your right hand at night or cook you a bowl of porridge in the morning?

29. Some people are like menstruation. Don't come when you should, and appear when you shouldn't.

30. Man was born by man, and magic was invented by man!

3 1, not everyone has a bodhisattva heart.

How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

33. Actually, I like the airport very much. Everyone should like it, especially the radio broadcast at that time. There is a feeling of reigning over the world: please prepare the passengers on flight XXX for the throne.

Reading a newspaper in the toilet is equivalent to wiping your ass after defecation, which is a process, otherwise it is not called completion.

35. Hee hee, you will gradually discover that who is in whose heart is not the only one.

36. The weather is unbearable. In the shadow of cactus, Fahrenheit 125 degrees.

37. It is impossible for people to bring money into the coffin, but money may bring people into the coffin.