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Can hold anyone's mood, say 100 when you understand.

1, shrimp: red day, time of great sorrow.

2. Spider: You can sit back and relax, enjoy success and rely on that network.

3. Balance: whoever gives more will be biased towards whom.

4. Waterfall: Because it is condescending, it is eloquent.

5, saw: sharp mouth, specializing in alienation.

6. Balloon: As long as it blows, it will be outside the cloud nine.

7. Clocks and watches: You can go back to the starting point, but not yesterday.

8. Walnut: No gorgeous appearance, but full of brains.

9, compass: stable thinking, no matter how good things are.

10, vase: No matter how beautiful the appearance is, it can't cover up the emptiness inside.

1 1. Ye Zi is cocky when he is in power and completely discredited when he is frustrated.

12, the punctuation of history is all question marks, and the history behind the scenes is all exclamation points.

13, for the official to be clean and honest, not greedy, not corrupt and not faint; First of all, be honest, don't pay bribes, don't flatter, don't borrow official credit, and don't follow the trend.

14, one official is cheap, ten officials are effective, and a hundred people follow. The corruption of an official must be followed by hundreds of officials and echoed by thousands of people.

15, the children were approved at the dinner table, and the adults hurt, the children hurt their stomachs, and the whole family was sad.

16. Young people think that education can replace experience, while old people think that experience can replace education.

17, learning can't be advanced or accelerated. Otherwise, children have no childhood, young people have no youth, middle-aged people have no fun, and old people have no leisure.

18, open the ledger, all people eat.

19, the cowhide is getting bigger and bigger, and the skills are getting less and less; Temper is getting bigger and bigger, talent is getting less and less; The courage is getting bigger and bigger, and the measurement is getting less and less; The harder you fight, the less motivated you are; Power is getting bigger and bigger, and prestige is getting lower and lower; The shelf is getting bigger and bigger, and the personality is getting smaller and smaller. 20, usually boast that women are beautiful; If she is not beautiful, you can praise her temperament; If she is neither beautiful nor temperament, you can praise her kindness; If not, praise her health.

It takes a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, a day to love someone, and a lifetime to forget someone.

22. Opportunity is a step to distinguish a hero from a bear. The first step is everything, and the next step is nothing.

23. Couples should live like a pair of chopsticks: first, no one can live without anyone; Second, you can taste everything together.

24. Men's age is felt by themselves, while women's age is felt by others.

25, the unity of low-key and high standards, the unity of ordinary and ordinary, this is a simple life, but also a heavy and brilliant life.

26, always staring at the great past, there will be no great future.

27. What can't be shaken is memory, what can't be kept is years, what can't be lost is loss, what can't be let go is emotion, and what can't be lost is dignity.

28. Parents miss their children like running water and keep flowing; And children miss their parents like the wind blows the leaves. When the wind blows, they move. If the wind doesn't blow, they won't move.

29. Because of the telephone, there are fewer letterheads; Because of fashion, there is less cloth; Because of air conditioning, less sweating; Because of entertainment, there is less affection; I lost my appetite because of the banquet; Because of competition, there is less leisure.

30. The three bottom lines of speaking: First, try to tell the truth; Second, keep silent if you can't tell the truth; Three, have no right to remain silent and must lie, should not hurt others.

3 1, all small things should be said loudly, and all big things should be whispered.

What I fear most is not that the goods are fake, but that they are poisonous. What I fear most is not that someone is breaking the law, but that law enforcement is breaking the law.

Power is temporary, property belongs to future generations, health is your own, relationships are important, and friendship is precious.

Doing business on the basis of friends will lose friends. Make friends on the basis of business, and there will be no business to do.

35. Flatterers are officials, people who look down on them are literary people, and people who don't tell the truth when they meet are business people.

It is wise to learn from your own mistakes, and it is also wise to learn from others' mistakes.

37. It is easy for people to listen, but difficult for people to serve.

In the past, the killing of two local cadres shocked the whole country. Now that a bunch of provincial cadres have been killed, everyone is too lazy to blink, and the price has gone up.

39. Even the air is turbid, can there be a breeze in the sleeve?

40. There are more professors and fewer teachers; More and more doctors, less and less knowledge; More and more people fall in love, and fewer and fewer people fall in love with learning; There are more and more drills and less and less research.

4 1. Curb official corruption, cremation of public trust, social division, deterioration of public security and weakening of human feelings.

42. Many essays are daggers, but they have no blades; This is a spear, but it has no tip.

43. There are many people who want to make money, but not many people can make money. It is difficult for capable people to make money, and it is even harder for ordinary people to make money.

44. Don't be greedy for the big and abandon the small, and be bullied.

45, backbone, righteousness, harmony and refreshment; Sincere, caring, enthusiastic, broad-minded and healthy.

46. Be able to withstand loneliness in study and wind and rain in life.

47. Speaking with work achievements is rich, upright and auspicious; Replacing work performance with words means failure, danger and fierceness.

48. Truth is the daughter of time, not authority.

49. Farmers later claimed that the green collar was both environmentally friendly and healthy.

50, people live a lifetime, family, friendship, love is a pity; It's really pathetic to be short of three and two; None of the three, life is better than death.

5 1, a little more than others, others will be jealous of you; If you greatly surpass others, others will envy you.

52. What can be traded is the market, but what cannot be traded is the society.

53. Ten healthy lifestyles: eat less meat, bask in the sun, walk in the rain, often sing, rest after meals, stand up, meditate, be happy, walk to get on the bus and do good deeds.

54. Benefits of being a farmer: 1. Don't worry about industrial accidents; 2, don't worry about air conditioning disease; 3, do not intrigue; 4. Don't worry about discipline inspection; You don't have to spend the weekend.

55. Selfless saints, public and private are sages, public and private are good people, ancestors are good people, public and private are ordinary people, and public and private are sinners.

Soldiers can be ordered to act, but not to be loyal.

57. The more peaceful you are in a smooth situation, the more forbearing you are in an unfavorable situation, the slower you are in an emergency, and the smoother you are in a big situation.

58. The price of Chang 'e's pursuit of eternity is eternal loneliness.

59. Only when there is peace can we wait and see, judge clearly and act clearly.

60. Peanuts are useful, but they are not great and beautiful things. People don't have to be great and decent to be useful.

6 1, people should start with skills and responsibilities.

62. People who have no reference in life are poor; People who choose the wrong reference are sad.

63. You can do whatever you want, but you need a clear conscience.

64. We don't want everything to be fair, but we want the public interest to be above everything else.

65. It is not difficult to do it for the first time, but it is difficult to do it every time.

66. Missing people can not only exercise people, but also forge people's calm character and deep feelings. Missing others is a kind of warmth, and being missed is a kind of happiness.

67, the wine of love, two people drink nectar, three people drink sour and vinegar, casually drinking will be poisoned.

68, facing the sun, a shadow; Facing the sun, the sun is shining.

69. A brave man has a road under his feet; A wise man knows which way is the best.

70. Nothing is a hypothesis, thinking is a maturity, and correction is a virtue.

7 1, the bridge to communicate the soul is understanding, and the road to connect the soul is trust.

72. ups and downs are the richness of life, and red, orange, yellow and green are the beauty of life.

If you want to keep your job, you must keep your mind first.

74. Preference is inevitable and prejudice is inevitable.

75, bad heart, bad color.

76. Share the worries of the world, if you are worried, you will be worried, and if you are not worried, you will be human; * * * The world is happy, happy, happy, happy, and forgotten.

77. Fallacy is not enough to solve doubts, but truth can solve worries.

78. Greed is the biggest dangerous house, and conscience is the best home.

79, spiritual integrity, rounded way of thinking; The goal is ambitious and the action decision is round; Be strict with yourself and be lenient with others.

Venus in the eyes of optimists is beautiful, Venus in the eyes of pessimists is disabled, and Venus in the eyes of realists is beautiful and disabled.

8 1, respect the gentleman to show virtue, fear the villain is not incompetent.

82, retreat from the field, let the three points calm.

83. If you want to make progress, you need to think backwards. If you start, you should consider putting it down first.

84. You shouldn't go back if you are complacent. Take more steps in everything.

85. Holding gold is precious, knowing that happiness is worth a thousand dollars.

86. You'd better think twice before things happen, and be patient when you are angry.

87. Don't covet unexpected wealth. Content is better than riches.

88. Marriage is only the beginning, not the end. It may be the beginning of trouble or happiness.

89. It is a luxury to talk about spring flowers at the dinner table in winter; It is heartless to imagine autumn leaves in the garden in spring. 90. Tolerance is the best gift for others. If you keep it for yourself, that's the beginning of corruption.

9 1, money is like water, nothing will die of thirst, too much will drown.

92. Family ties are thicker than blood, friendship is lighter than water, and love is as sweet as honey.

93. If you aim the camera at a person, record all his words and deeds, and then edit them according to your own wishes, anyone may become a good person or a bad person.

94. Yesterday is an abandoned check, tomorrow is an unexpired deposit, and only today is your disposable cash.

95. A beautiful woman is like a handicraft in a window. Many people appreciate it, but only one person can buy it.

96. Work is like a lover. Although I sometimes have conflicts with you, I have to meet you every day. Interest is like a lover. Although it makes you passionate, it can't replace bread.

97. A lover is like a piece of coarse cloth. Although not beautiful, it can keep out the cold. Lovers are like fashion. They feel beautiful, but they can't be worn out.

98. Relatives are like old cotton-padded clothes. Even if they get prickly heat, they still have to protect you. A friend is like a raincoat. You wear it when you need it and put it aside after use.

99. Society is like a fish pond. Although there is mud and sand, it is a bit scary to make a pool of clean water. Family is like a fish tank, which needs cleaning, breathing and careful care, otherwise it can't survive.

100, the boss is like a tiger, the tiger's ass can't be touched, and the tiger's ass should not be patted. Colleagues are like playmates. They fight on the stage and take off their clothes before they know that everything is ridiculous. Subordinates are like springs. You can put pressure on him, but he will support you. If you pull him, maybe he will give in.

Don't wait for anyone, and don't wait for anyone.

Learn to be yourself and gracefully let go of everything that doesn't belong to you.

May you have mountains and trees to live in all your life.

The trouble with people is their good memory. If we can forget everything, every day will be a new beginning. How well you speak.

What you say when you are angry is not necessarily angry, but maybe it is a secret hidden in your heart that you dare not say.

I like sunshine, because it is warm, warm to the bottom of my heart, and warm away the unknown pain.

Maybe one day, when you learn to cherish, some things will be gone.

Lack of trust is like a mobile phone with no signal and can only play games.

In fact, I am not withdrawn, even cheerful and lively. But most of the time I'm too lazy to run a relationship. At other times, I just love freedom and feel that any kind of relationship will bind me. Of course, the most important thing is that bosom friends are hard to find. I always feel that when I associate with most people, I can only come up with my own dimension, and it is difficult to find people with endless interests like me. -Liu Yu's "Send You a Bullet"

Many things are like the weather, hot and cold, and it's already a season when you realize it.

Only when you have tasted the warmth and coldness of human feelings can you understand what it is.

Loneliness is hearing a familiar name and accidentally remembering some stories; Loneliness is a shadow that walks past me, smiling and saying deja vu to me.

There are only two ways to live: one is to choose and the other is to persist.

The real tears come from the bottom of my heart, and the eyes are just an exit.

For a high jumper, he can easily jump over a pole two meters long, but 90% people are afraid to jump over a wall of the same height. For a long jumper, he can easily cross the seven-meter bunker, but most people dare not cross the equidistant river. People's ability, without a sense of security and confidence, is difficult to play out. -Liu Yong

On the road of feelings, you may encounter lovelorn and betrayal, which is not terrible. The terrible thing is that you refuse to face it.

No matter how the world treats you, please work hard, be brave and full of hope as always.

No one can win the world, but most people lose to themselves.

Please believe that the passing of youth is not terrible, but the loss of that brave heart that loves life is terrible.

Whether you like it or not, whether you love it or not, whether it is appropriate or not, whether you are together, whether you can be together, whether you have a name and whether you can live, are seven things. The first is fate, the second is sincerity, the third is heart-wandering, the fourth is continuation, the fifth is willingness to reveal everything, the sixth is whether you are worth it, and the seventh is relying on life. In fact, if we can finish half of it, we should thank ourselves for our good luck. -Liu Tong

What is a good man? I promised her to do it one by one. What is a good girl? Never let him do what he can't.

True love has nothing to do with excitement. The person who loves you the most is to stay calm with you.

Everything, anyone, will become the past, so don't let it go.

Every run and criticism you suffer will come in handy at some point in the future. Even if running is innocent and criticism is wrong, at least you have learned how to run people and criticize them when you should. Therefore, there is no sin or suffering in vain. Patience itself is an awesome ability.

Don't ask anyone to wait and don't wait for anyone.

Sometimes, there is no next time, no chance to start again, no pause to continue.

Grasp the phrases, grasp the emotions.

1, some memories are doomed to be indelible; Just like some people are destined to be irreplaceable.

Even if you can't forget some memories, pretend you can't remember them.

3. It is very painful now. When you look back later, you will find that it is nothing.

Everyone has potential energy, but it is easy: it is covered by habit, blurred by time and consumed by inertia.

Once complaining becomes a bad habit, life will be dark.

6. There is no difference between tragedy and comedy in the world. If you can get out of tragedy, it's comedy. If you are addicted to comedy, it is a tragedy. If you just wait, all that will happen is that you get old. The meaning of life lies not in holding a good hand, but in playing a bad one.

7. Everyone who says he doesn't want to fall in love has an impossible person in his mind.

8. There is a fire in everyone's heart, and passers-by only see smoke. But there is always a person, there is always a person who can see this fire and come and accompany me. I am out of breath with my enthusiasm, my indifference, my rage, my gentleness and my unreasonable belief in love. I stammered to her, what's your name? Start with your name, and then, everything. -Van Gogh

9, love is an adventure, win, stay together for a lifetime; Lost, people who are closer than friends are not even friends.

10, when we were young, we gave up and thought it was just a relationship, but later we learned that it was actually a lifetime.

Time is not a fairy tale, experience is life.

12, the so-called true love can withstand the fleeting time; Be able to withstand dullness; Romantic flowers before and after enjoying the moon; Holding trivial pots and pans.

13, I love a lot, and I can love many people. But my heart has only one, and I can only hold one of you.

14, worrying about being liked and liked by others every day.

15, is there such a song, singing that you tore your heart and cracked your lungs, and it hurts to listen to it?

16, time won't make me forget you, I will only get used to not having you.

17. Don't jump to conclusions. Time will tell how many people care about you.

18, because I don't know if I can meet you in my next life, so I will try so hard to give you the best in my life. Love or friendship.

19, don't think you have plenty of time. Enjoy every moment of your life before it's too late. Go on the road decisively while there is still time to see the world; Honor your parents while you can. There is only one fate for my loved ones, and I will never see them again in my next life, whether I love them or not.

One day you will understand that one must love oneself first.

2 1, in this world, no one lives easier than anyone else, but some people are crying for the land and some people are silently insisting. Waiting is the first aging in life, and giving up is the worst depravity of fate. Go forward, don't be afraid of pain, some injuries are your medals; Don't be afraid to lose what you have. Gathering and dispersing is just a cycle in floating life. Don't pursue too much, don't ask too much, don't expect too much, accept what is unacceptable, you are growing; Bear what you shouldn't. You're old.

No matter how strong I become, you will always be my weakness.

23. If you have love, you will treat it wholeheartedly. If you don't have love, you will be happy. Learn to live alone, whether someone around you loves you or not. Do what you should do, and treat it safely with or without love. When fate comes, reach out and catch it. When fate doesn't come, build yourself a warm little world. Love, this is something that would rather lack than abuse, and it can't be urgent.

24, deep words should be shallow, and the long road should be wasted. The world should be truly felt, and the painful wound should be gently rubbed. At other times, be brave and bless, and believe that you are worthwhile when you are not understood.

25, tired, just take a break, why push yourself so tight; Tired, let your heart stop beating, which also takes time to sort out; If you are tired, stop, even if it is patting the dust, to make your mind clean again; If you are tired, stop. This is not a cowardly escape, but a release of self. Stop when you are tired, even if you just look up gently, maybe there will be better scenery.

20 sentences that can open anyone's heart

1, wrong is a temporary regret, missed is a permanent regret! Don't be afraid of mistakes and misses. ...

I would rather forgive others myself than let others forgive you.

The world doesn't belong to you, so you don't have to abandon it. What you want to abandon is persistence. Everything is for my use, not for my use.

You have your outlook on life, I have my outlook on life, and I won't interfere with you. As long as I can, I will influence you. If not, then I'll accept my fate.

If you are going to get married, tell you a very important philosophical saying, "Be sure to tolerate each other's shortcomings. There is no absolutely happy marriage in the world. Happiness only comes from infinite tolerance and mutual respect.

6. I am rich not because I have a lot, but because I ask for little.

7. It's not that someone bothers me, but that someone's words and deeds make me worry about myself.

8. Living in the applause of others is a person who can't stand the test.

9. If you can shout "I don't have to worry about this little thing" 2/kloc-0 times a day, you will find an incredible power in your heart. Give it a try, it will be very useful. 10, if you can let everything go with him, you are a free man in the world.

1 1. Thank God for what I have and what I don't have.

12, coming is accidental, and going is inevitable. So you must, with the fate unchanged, with the fate unchanged.

13, a fool, always wants others to know him. Smart people try to understand themselves.

14, tell one lie and make up ten lies to make up for it. Why bother?

15, there is no need to look back and see who is cursing you. If a mad dog bites you, do you have to get down and bite back?

16, arrogant people can be saved, but people with inferiority can't be saved.

17, put it down and there will be no trouble.

18, people suffer because they pursue the wrong things.

19, it is not so much that others make you suffer, but that you are not cultivated enough.

20, fate is responsible for shuffling, but it is ourselves who play cards!

Something that can untie the knot.

Peace: Let go of the troubles of the past, worry about the future, and cling to the present, and your heart will be calm.

Lust: the root of pain is lust, whether it is the desire for happiness, revenge or just the desire for longevity, it will lead to pain.

Bound: Greed is the fiercest fire, hatred is the worst persistence, confusion and wrong opinions are the most difficult nets to escape, and love is the most difficult river to cross.

Feeling: Don't believe your own guess, don't believe it just because you agree with it, and don't trust authority casually.

May: Let the infinite love in our hearts spread all over the world-no matter where in the universe, there is no obstacle, no resentment or hostility. Because "love" is the true meaning of space!

Kindness: In this world, hatred can never be stopped by hatred, and hatred can only be stopped by kindness. This is the eternal truth.

Trouble: Smart people don't look forward to the future or regret the past.

Obstacle: don't despise small evils, thinking that I won't be punished. The water bottle is full of small drops of water. Stupid people keep doing small bad things. After a long time, the whole person is full of evil.

Tolerance: peanuts still exude pleasant fragrance in the waste and sludge, just like the Buddha was born in a crowd with strong love, but it can radiate wisdom.

Contentment: Health is the best gift, contentment is the greatest wealth, and self-confidence is the best virtue.

Health: There are two kinds of diseases: physical diseases and mental diseases. Some people seem to be disease-free for two years or even more than a hundred years a year, but in this world, there are very few people who can be disease-free for a moment except saints with clean hearts.

Charity: There are three kinds of charity: the first is property charity, the second is truth charity, and the third is to eliminate the fear of all beings.

Sorrow: If we can really understand the truth of distress, we can also know the source of distress, there is no realm of distress and the way to eliminate it.

Treat people: Treat people warmly and behave gracefully. As long as you are full of joy every day, your troubles will disappear without a trace.

Mood: When a person's words and actions have good motives, happiness will follow him like a shadow.

Do good: don't despise small favors, thinking that I won't have a good result. Small drops of water keep falling, and finally they can fill the whole bottle, so the wise man slowly accumulates small kindness and fills himself with blessings.

Wealth: wealth will destroy stupid people, but not those who want to get rid of their troubles; When a foolish man longs for wealth, he not only hurts himself, but also hurts others.

Self-confidence: Self-confidence is the foundation of wisdom and can produce good virtues.

Emancipation: Meditation does not come from people who lack wisdom, and wisdom does not come from people who do not meditate. With meditation and wisdom at the same time, we are close to the carefree state. Meditation is the eternal truth.

Diligence: Starting today, one should strive to improve one's mind and strengthen one's spiritual strength, because we never know when we will die.

Education: Among all the gifts, the transmission of truth is the most precious. Of all the flavors, the real one is the shortest. Of all the happiness, true happiness is the greatest. Pull out greed and you can conquer all your troubles.

Happiness: people who are not addicted to relaxation and sensory enjoyment, full of enthusiasm and often meditate on the truth can get the greatest happiness.

Happiness: health is the greatest interest; Satisfaction is the greatest wealth. A faithful friend is the best relative; No worry is the greatest belief.

Wisdom: Let your old age be as innocent as childhood, and let your childhood be as calm and steady as old age. This means: don't mix arrogance with your wisdom, and don't lack wisdom in your humility.

Practice: Just saying good things without practice is fruitless. It is like a beautiful flower, with color but no fragrance.

Save it: conquering a million heroes on the battlefield is far better than defeating yourself. He who conquers himself is the greatest conqueror.

Words and deeds: Good mood and behavior can help people to be born to a better realm in the future, closer to freedom and liberation.

Study: if you don't study hard in time, you will be lazy when you are young and strong; Without goals and ideas in life, lazy people will never find the way to wisdom. Persistent people will never find a way out.

Life: How do you want others to treat you? Be kind to others first. You must do as many good deeds as possible.

Fate: The heart is a mirror. It not only reflects your past, but also reflects your present and alludes to your future.

Cause and effect: Don't say that God is unfair to you, but you don't know cause and effect. Cause and effect go hand in hand, good and evil are rewarded, and Skynet is long, sparse and not leaking.

Life: Confess your mistakes, sublimate your personality, grasp the present and achieve the future.