2022 New Year’s sad qq space talk_2022 New Year’s Eve talk 83 funny sentences

1. If meeting you will cost me all my luck, then please stay away from me. I want to play cards during the Chinese New Year.

2. The new year is a fork in the road of happiness. From now on, everything will go well for you and you will smile every day.

3. If you can use red envelopes to solve the problem of coughing during the New Year, try not to say anything, even if you use red envelopes to kill me.

4. Let blessings surround you, let money spare you, and let all the good things in the world entangle you!

5. Annual lies begin to be staged in every family, give me the New Year’s money , we will collect it for you.

6. New Year is here, eat a big meal, drink less, eat more vegetables, if you can’t reach it, stand up, someone will respect you, play tricks, if you can’t eat, take it back!

7. If I were a winter vacation homework, I would rely on my own efforts to fill myself up with rich knowledge, and not cause trouble to the owner during the New Year.

8. New Year’s Eve is tomorrow, but I still watch the Three Birds Party at home peacefully, and comfort myself that I am not alone.

9. He said he would spend the New Year’s Eve with me, but turned around and went to play games.

10. Give yourself a break during the Chinese New Year. Some people will see you again or never see them again.

11. In order to prevent spending money randomly during the New Year, I have spent all the money in advance. This is me, unexpected me, I am me, different fireworks, I get angry just looking at them!

12. It seems that I only have two chances to disturb you in a year, once to say happy birthday and once to say happy new year.

13. Every time someone gives me a red envelope during the Chinese New Year, I have to push it back and forth. In fact, I am really afraid that it will really be pushed away.

14. After too many New Years, I am too lazy to make wishes. Be kind to yourself and make each year better than the last.

15. It is the most basic Spring Festival etiquette to visit relatives during the New Year without asking about grades or salary. I hope everyone in your circle of friends knows this.

16. All the painful things in the old year are forgotten. In the new year, a happy life will come.

17. If you have a partner, it’s called New Year’s Eve. If you don’t have a partner, it’s called staying up late.

18. If I get drunk and say something to you on New Year’s Day, don’t panic. Because those are my true words, which have been hidden in my heart for so long, and I can finally say them out.

19. Although the New Year can be celebrated anywhere in the world, returning to one’s hometown to celebrate the New Year is the final destination for wanderers.

20. Whenever my relatives see me during the Chinese New Year, they will say, "I am so well-behaved and gentle." I think to myself, these ignorant humans.

21. Someone asked me if I am still alone during the New Year’s Eve? I’m afraid I’ll scare you if I’m half alone!

22. I saw the person I like accompanying others on the New Year’s Eve. She also had to pretend to be calm and not cry.

23. During the Chinese New Year in the past, what was lacking was New Year’s goods, but what was not lacking was New Year’s flavor. Now for the New Year, there are many New Year goods, but the New Year flavor is gone!

24. Now that I am one year older, I hope that I can realize my unfulfilled wishes, sublimate the existing results, and make everything better. Lou!

25. The Chinese New Year is coming soon. Those cuties who want red envelopes during the Spring Festival, remember to message me privately so that I can delete you and don’t affect my Chinese New Year.

26. If you don’t like me, please hit my face with a red envelope during the Chinese New Year.

27. Today I have a tip for my younger brothers and sisters. If any relative asks about your grades, ask him how much he got in his year-end bonus.

28. The Spring Festival is here again, in the land of China, look inside and outside the Great Wall, there are big bags and small bags, up and down the river, there are migrant workers, and it is so difficult to get tickets.

29. The Chinese New Year is coming soon. Is there someone you want to see but can’t?

30. The family went downstairs to light firecrackers, and the sound of firecrackers suddenly filled the city, deafening. The colorful fireworks went up, and the whole city was immersed in the sound of fireworks and firecrackers.

31. Happy New Year, thank you for having you, I will be with you in the future.

32. I don’t want to celebrate the New Year, and I feel a little annoyed. I have to pay the debt if I don’t come back. I don’t want to celebrate the New Year, why is it so difficult? The old and young generations are happy, but it is difficult to harm the young and middle-aged. It is difficult to celebrate the New Year, and it is difficult to celebrate the New Year every year!

33. Let me inform you in advance that the embarrassment and rejection on the face when receiving the red envelope is really just a formality.

34. During the Chinese New Year, you are most afraid of seeing a little kid covering his ears and smiling at you, but you don’t know where the gun is.

35. During the Chinese New Year in the past, what was lacking was New Year’s goods, but what was not lacking was New Year’s flavor. Nowadays, during the Chinese New Year, there are many New Year’s goods, but they lack the New Year’s flavor.

36. If you have a partner, it’s called New Year’s Eve. If you don’t have a partner, it’s called staying up late.

37. While you are young, there is no reason not to try. Even if I fail, I will lose beautifully! To my 2020.

38. Dear self, you must be happy in 2020!

39. What I care about is not the people who accompany me on New Year’s Eve, but the people who are still there after many years. .

40. The person who accompanied you during the New Year’s Eve last year is now by your side.

41. For a foodie, if you don’t gain weight during the New Year, you are already losing weight.

42. The New Year is the same as usual, and wishes do not necessarily have to be expected during the New Year. There are only some special people who tell you with their heart: I will be with you for another year.

43. I originally wanted to give you a super cute New Year’s Eve gift, but the courier wouldn’t let me get into the box.

44. Friends, what do you want to do most on the first day of 2020?

45. Don’t send me any holiday blessings during the Chinese New Year, just a red envelope will do. Let me feel your sincerity.

46. The Chinese New Year is only 364 days away. Looking back on the last Chinese New Year, it seems like it was yesterday.

47. The most hypocritical saying during the Chinese New Year is: Hey, just come and bring whatever you want.

48. I hope you can throw a bunch of red envelopes at my face in the New Year, just for such a simple and crude family love.

49. Going out to pay New Year greetings is like collecting protection money. Not only do you eat from others, but you also collect money.

50. People are tired from the wind and rain in a foreign land. Only when they return to their hometown for the New Year can they heal their wounds and gain courage.

51. Now you call me husband, and in a few days you won’t be alone on New Year’s Eve.

52. New year, new wishes, new hopes, new life, I wish you a happy new year, new year and new life!

53. Happy New Year, I want red envelopes in the new year. Please tell me in advance so that I can delete you and don't affect my New Year's Eve.

54. How many words I miss you are hidden in the Happy New Year disguised as a group message.

55. During the Chinese New Year, I am most afraid of seeing a little kid covering his ears and laughing at you, but you don’t know where the gun is.

56. In the new year, I made three wishes, one is to find the person I love, the other is that the person I love finds me, and the third is that many people I love find me!

57. I I wanted to give you a super cute New Year’s Eve gift, but the courier wouldn’t let me get into the box.

58. Rich or not, go home to celebrate the New Year.

59. Things like lucky money are given to adults by adults and given to children to see in the middle.

60. She said that I slept with her and asked me, "Don't you celebrate the New Year? Do you want me to celebrate the New Year alone?"

61. It turns out that the saddest thing is not to celebrate the New Year alone. But the people who accompany you during the New Year's Eve this year may not be with you today next year.

62. On New Year’s Eve, I deleted it for the person I love the most, who understood me and waved my little hand.

63. I am debating whether to sleep until next year or wait until next year.

64. Do not go to the toilet at 23:59 tonight, otherwise you will not be able to come out next year.

65. Let happiness hug you tightly, let troubles bow their heads and walk away quietly, let health and auspiciousness take care of you, and let happiness always smile at you! I wish you a happy New Year.

66. My 2019 is about to pass, and the arrival of 2020 will bring me so much sadness.

67. Even the colorful New Year’s fireworks blooming in the city cannot tempt us to go home with firm eyes.

68. In the new year, I hope that all expectations will appear, all dreams will come true, all hopes will come true, and all efforts will be honored! Happy New Year.

69. I fold a curved paper boat and send you my thoughts and blessings under the moon like water. Wish you: Happy Holidays!

70. Every time I receive New Year’s money, I have to pretend to be embarrassed and push it away. In fact, I am really afraid that it will really be pushed away.

71. Don’t show off your New Year’s money to me unless you’re treating me.

72. I am most afraid of the Chinese New Year. I politely pushed away your red envelope, but you believed it.

73. If you can still get lucky money during the Chinese New Year, remember to send me a red envelope. You have to remember that I am not a child anymore. I can protect you if anything happens in the future.

74. New Year’s Eve is coming soon. We have been together for four years, how can you be willing to leave.

75. The New Year’s money you receive now are all debts you will have to pay off in the future.

76. Children learn bad things when they have money. In order for you to be a good person, please give me all the New Year’s money you received.

77. Do you want to consider being with me? All the New Year’s money will be yours.

78. Boys who don’t give red envelopes to girls during the Chinese New Year are short with short legs, bachelors and kidney deficiency.

79. I am afraid that I will get up late tomorrow, so I have booked the first ray of sunshine in the new year for you. Happy New Year!

80. The most sad thing about the New Year every year is that I I politely declined your red envelope, but you took it seriously.

81. Don’t ask me who I spend New Year’s Day with and how I spend it? I will tell you that I am very sad and spend it alone and skip it.

82. 2020 is almost here, but there are still many things I haven’t had time to say to you.

83. Even though they say they don’t feel like the New Year, when the New Year actually comes, they will still watch the Spring Festival Gala in a decent manner, say Happy New Year to each other, and the year will begin again.