Funny quotes about having no one to accompany you on Valentine’s Day

The funny stories about being unaccompanied on Valentine's Day are as follows:

1. Spend Valentine's Day alone, with a mobile phone, a computer, and a single love song.

2. The night seemed lonely and the road ahead seemed endless and long.

3. I’m not afraid of spending Valentine’s Day alone, but I’m afraid that the person I like will spend Valentine’s Day with someone else.

4. Lover’s calamity makes the children who are studying extremely embarrassed.

5. Today’s children prefer Valentine’s Day for breakups and April Fool’s Day for confessions.

6. For Valentine’s Day, you don’t want roses, just two kinds of flowers. Spend whatever you want, as long as you have the money.

7. I have never had a normal Valentine’s Day in my entire life.

8. On Valentine’s Day, workers and managers didn’t even leave their homes.

9. Lovers, aren’t you tired of having 13 Valentine’s Days in a year?

10. On Valentine’s Day, play Lianliankan at home and eliminate one pair after another.

11. Damn it, I will remember every show of affection on Chinese Valentine's Day. When you are single, I will show off your face until you explode, and you will fly into the sky and stand side by side with the sun.

12. The Chinese Valentine's Day is here, and of course you have to be a cuckold.

13. Valentine's Day is coming soon. I'll go downstairs to sing "Happy Breakup" to you.

14. Asking what kind of relatives are in this world, we can directly teach you how to make love in life and death. We fly together from the south to the north, and the old wings go through the cold and heat several times. Joy is as painful as parting, and there are even more idiotic children in it. Hiding tears, I asked, how much true love is contained in meeting and parting.

15. We are all still young and do not understand love, hate, or pain, but we understand injury.