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I have nothing to do during the holiday. I'm not used to it.
1. After the summer vacation, I not only didn't lose weight like lightning, but became dark clouds.
2. I just learned today that the speed of summer vacation is driving Ferrari, and the speed of summer homework is driving tractor!
Sensen, will you marry me in the summer vacation? That way, you won't leave me.
4. Workload:1%... 2% ... 3% ... 4% ... 5% ... 5% ... failed to load! Please ask the Education Bureau to resume the summer vacation!
5. I found that the summer homework was a woman because I didn't finish it.
6. I really don't like some people saying "I'm going to kill the head teacher with my summer homework" as if he could move it.
7. Summer vacation schedule: don't get up in the morning, get online when you get up, and don't sleep at night.
8. The summer vacation is coming, and the four priests and tutors of the Tang Dynasty can't help but vomit: Emma, the summer vacation is coming again, and I'm going to the Western Heaven to learn from the scriptures again.
9. My concept of summer vacation is that my charger has never been idle.
10. My summer homework is piled up; The summer homework in the teacher's eyes is lost; My summer homework, two months; The teacher's summer homework is reading.
1 1. "Summer vacation flies, why?" "Because there is no morning in the summer vacation."
12. You existed when I stayed up late last night, in my night, in my dream, in my whole night. Goodbye, my summer vacation.
13. "Why did the holiday pass so quickly?" "Because there is no morning!"
14. I have a skill that can finish my summer homework in two days, but it won't trigger until the last two days.
15. School begins. I'll make friends with whoever says I'm fat.
16. After the summer vacation, I not only didn't lose weight as a flash of lightning, but turned black into a dark cloud.
17. Tell you a ghost story: school is about to start!
18. You know, the most boring thing in summer vacation is to do homework.
19. I really don't like some people saying "I'm going to kill the head teacher with my summer homework" as if he could move.
20. "Did you have a good summer vacation?" "Only fasting is not happy."
2 1. Old class, can you make an appointment to talk about the senior high school entrance examination paper? The same classroom, the same group of people. This time, we allow you to delay.
22. Checking scores is more stressful than advertising. Worse than being lovelorn!
23. Parents' disappointed eyes, friends' mocking words and teachers' scolding will all bloom in July.
24. After graduation, we will all have a group of new friends, but please don't forget that there are such a group of people who once loved your youth.
25. "How is your homework?" "You are alive and well, and you have raised it for nothing."
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