Humorous and philosophical sentences

1, you can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

There is love besides teeth in the world.

3. Occasionally, you will feel that it is cool to live in silence, but it is miserable to live in silence.

If you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind!

If one day I become a hooligan, please tell others that I am innocent.

6. Women like two kinds of flowers all their lives: one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible!

7. Don't worry if you give it to me. There is nothing wrong!

8. Don't talk to me about ideals and quit!

9. Roses are yours, chocolates are yours and diamonds are yours. You, mine!

10, patting the head to make a decision, patting the chest to ensure, patting the ass to leave.

1 1. Sleep is an art-no one can stop me from pursuing art!

12, listen to you and leave me ten books!

13, if happiness is a cloud, if pain is a star. Then my life is really cloudless and full of stars in Wan Li.

14, we walked so fast that our souls couldn't keep up.

15. The cause belongs to the state. Honor belongs to the unit, achievement to the leader, salary to the wife, property to the children, and mistakes to oneself.

16, don't worry about my girlfriend following me. As long as she lays eggs all her life, we will break them immediately and never let the principal and parents know!

17, I won't say anything until I'm killed. You haven't made a beauty plan!

18, born, easy. Live, relax. Life is not easy.

19, don't think that wearing dirty clothes can become a tainted witness; Don't think that wearing wooden slippers is the witness of "clogs".

20. I remember one day shortly after graduation, my girlfriend sent me a short message: "Let's break up!" Before I could feel sad, my girlfriend sent another message: "Sorry, I sent it wrong." Now you can be completely sad.

2 1 is gold, which will always be spent; This is a mirror. It always reflects light.

22. If you push me again, I'll play dead for you!

23. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students.

When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

25, don't argue with the earth.

26. Diamonds last forever, and one will go bankrupt!

27. We have some differences: she wants me to turn dung into gold, and I want her to treat gold as dung.

28. Don't thank me. Thank you and dare to charge you money!

29. If you fall, get up and cry again.

When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. In old age, mirrors are flat.

3 1, not only am I lucky, but my beriberi is also good!

In a harmonious campus, a cyclist may be a doctor, while a Mercedes-Benz driver may be a logistics person.

33. I not only have a car, but also my own!

34. Loneliness is a person's carnival, and carnival is the loneliness of a group of people.

There are so many people who despise me. Who are you?

36. What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish and dogs eat meat, and Altman beats small animals!

37. The reason why an anonymous college student doesn't become a nun is that she hasn't passed Band 4 and buddhist nun won't accept it.

38. The so-called surprise is that the rabbit you are waiting for comes, followed by the wolf!

39. Rich people are grandfathers! But there are even more people who owe money and don't pay it back!