Talk about fighting.

First, in anorectal department, there are always days when I want to fight with patients. I am very angry and don't want to talk to those people.

Second, boys are so handsome when they fight.

Third, since childhood, the teacher asked who made the first move, and I said he scolded me first. The teacher said it was wrong to hit people in short. I said he wanted me to know how dirty his mouth was, so I had to let him know how hard my fist was.

Fourth, at least people I know don't fight with children like this. They are all worried about what the children can do to help. My mother's heartache is heard in her mouth, fooling people. If you take it seriously and do what she says, she will try to be you.

5. You punched me, covered in blood, wrapped in a fallen tooth. I can only show others the blood in my mouth and swallow all my teeth into my stomach. Teeth will never grow again, and I will remember who hit them all my life. You said that you are all adults, and you should understand the consequences of fighting. Finally, you said you didn't want to argue with me anymore. You had no choice before, but now you can choose. Why don't you find a better opponent than me? Shake your ass and leave.

6. A villager keeps dozens of chickens and ducks. One of the ducks (probably a drake) is tall and strong, and has great strength in the wild. He always fights with other ducks. The master said he was angry and tied up the naughty boy. As a result, all the chickens and ducks that were flooded this time survived and were not washed away by the water. Now it is put in a pigsty. This scourge lasted for thousands of years. The ancients didn't cheat me.

Seven, idiot ~ I hope not to be too persistent, monsters are fighting!

Eight, two Xiong Haizi fight, no matter who is right or wrong, when adults arrive, they should criticize the one who didn't cry first, and they all cry and criticize the tall, the big, the ugly and pretend to pass by.

Nine, the men's basketball team fights again. Ha ha ha ha, a bunch of idiots.

Ten, grab food war, found that they are very easy to fight for food! The cleverest thing is to grab the food and run to a safe place to eat slowly! I won't fight anyone for this!

Just walking in the park, I met two young men and women quarreling, and my colleague advised me to leave it alone. Today, the cold itself is weak, so I am still a little scared, but I am still approaching. The man shouted at me to see if the fight was fun, so he started fighting intermittently. Later, I stopped to walk. When I came back, I saw that two people had made up, and my colleagues laughed at me and said I shouldn't care. My heart is really full of grass and mud horses. Call on all girls to respect themselves.

Twelve, from the past, I was spoiled. Will spoiled children be loved by everyone? Will doting children fall down and get up by themselves? Don't doting children cry when fighting? ! Why don't you look at your pet children, cry when you touch them, and call yourself smart! Always told me to learn from other people's methods of raising children, and I wouldn't eat it if I had a big temper. Is there an advantage in height and weight? ! Either you like it or it is good! What about cowardice? Go for it!

Thirteen, I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than men's broken mouths, and I would rather watch dogs fight than believe men's nonsense.

14. I have been suffering for a long time. In 2009. From the beginning, junior high school experienced the depression and strange atmosphere of social schools. In junior high school, girls who are attractive bad students, or foreign students who don't study hard and have a bad nature, fall in love, fight, kiss, touch girls' breasts or even go to bed, fight, break others' ribs and hit teachers at the school gate. In high school, if I grow up, boys will follow me home. I was perverted twice on the bus.

Fifteen, as a rogue, to bully men and women in the fish village to fight; As a female rascal, you should flirt with good boys, eat dry and wipe clean, and secretly spy on married people.

Sixteen, there are n little people fighting in the belly, endless war. When can we stop?

Seventeen, I am a MM, and I fought with a male classmate at school in grade five. He grabbed my face and went home crying. My mother saw my face and took me to his house to settle accounts. On the way, she suddenly asked me, did you fight back? I said I kicked his brother five times and my mother took me home.

Eighteen, I said why it thundered early in the morning! It turned out that two students in the canteen turned into a fight.

Nineteen, the mouse challenged the lion, and the lion flatly refused. What's the matter? Are you scared? Asked the mouse. Yes, I'm afraid. The lion said, if I duel with you, you will have the honor to duel with the lion. What about me? In the future, all animals will laugh at me for fighting with mice.

Twenty, the teacher asked the two students who were fighting to call their parents. Who knows that both of them hired restaurant owners as parents at the door. The whole class saw him collapse and said, I have been a teacher for several years and I have seen you in the parent-teacher meetings of N classes. Is it more profitable than opening a restaurant?

Twenty-one, so I always feel that I can't say it, so I'll call.

Twenty-two, every day there are two little people fighting in my head, one is called positive energy and the other is called negative energy.

Twenty-three, the son teacher reflected that the kindergarten loves to fight. Once I couldn't go out to play because of a fight, and there was a teacher in the classroom. In today's teacher's video, he was sitting alone because he hit someone. This makes us a little anxious. He has no patience and can't communicate well. Are we too simple and rude to him in life? We are naturally unsociable. Are we smooth people who inherit our character?

Twenty-four, two little people in the body are fighting to go or not. No courage. I want to run my own business.

Twenty-six, primary school, the road will pass through a piece of highland barley. Every time the highland barley matures, it is golden yellow. When I was a child, I had no concept of scenery, so I felt the idea of rolling in the highland barley field. Finally, one afternoon, on my way home from school with a neighbor, I rolled in the highland barley field once, and I was in a happy mood, which is still fresh in my memory. Later, the owner of this highland barley field said that highland barley was a wild dog fighting in the field and fell down.

Twenty-seven, coffee can make the brain awake but can't resist eyelid fighting, so this is very embarrassing. Close your eyes but can't sleep, I feel so uncomfortable.

Twenty-eight, I saw the fantasy forest and found that tigers can fight and are invincible! Isn't the lion the king of beasts? Who plays better, the lion or the tiger?

At the age of twenty-nine, Lv Xiaotao met her old classmates at a class reunion. Lv Xiaotao: Xiao Gang, remember, in your university dormitory, you liked smoking and Xiao Yong liked fighting. We all call you the ashes of time! Xiao Gang: Please, six people in your dormitory often harass girls. We all call you Six Pulse Excalibur!

Thirty, Gong Chaiyun stayed at Monkey Brother's house for a few days. He was with his brother, but why is it so big that it can't be Akita? ! I am relieved to see you fighting (not mosaic) when I am far away from home.

Thirty-one, I deeply feel that it is too good to be annoying. If you don't fight at school, don't remember, don't disturb your parents, don't you call students? Although it doesn't affect me, I just want to hit those who are dissatisfied with me. Leave me alone.

I know you have a bad temper, but you have a good heart. Fighting can happen, but we still want to get married. Jose married Sanmao in this way. He wants her to go her own way.

33. As it turns out, EQ is really important! Determines the interpersonal communication and happiness index of your future life! I'd rather fight with smart people than talk to stupid people! I really realized it today.

Thirty-four I must have had a fight with someone last night. I have aches all over my body.

tongue twister

Basic terms:

1. Out of the south gate, there is a noodle restaurant facing south with a blue cotton curtain hanging at the door. The noodle restaurant still faces south, with blue cotton curtains. At first glance, the noodle restaurant still faces south.

There is a boat with white sails in the river. The wind blew the sails forward and stopped the ship without sails.

3. One star, alone, two stars, shining. Many stars in 3456 were shining all over the sky.

The rice is delicious. Let's try it. Eat fast and full, don't drop your meal on the table.

The hen scolded the chicken, you idiot. I'll teach you to giggle, but you talk too much.

6. This is a silkworm and that is a cicada. Silkworms often hide in leaves and cicadas often sing in the forest.

7. Seven steps out of the West Gate, picking up chicken skin and mending leather pants. Skin patch pants, not skin patch pants.

8. My family has a fat, white, eight-catty chicken that flies to the backyard of the Zhang family. A fat, white and eight-catty dog in Zhang Jiayuan bit my fat, white and eight-catty chicken. I took his Liu Li and lost my fat chicken.

9. The pole is long and the bench is wide. The bench is not as long as the pole, and the pole is not as wide as the bench. The pole should be tied to the bench. The bench can't let the pole be tied to the bench. The pole should be tied to the bench.

10. Eat grapes without spitting grape skins, and spit grape skins without eating grapes.

1 1.800 pacesetters ran to the north slope, and the artillery ran north side by side. The pacesetter did not dare to touch the artillery, and the artillery did not dare to touch the pacesetter's gun.

Improved articles:

1, can stew my frozen tofu, can stew my frozen tofu, can't stew my frozen tofu, can't mix it, can stew my frozen tofu.

2. You will paste my pink living niche to paste my pink living niche, but you won't paste my pink living niche. Don't mix it up, it will ruin my pink living Buddha!

3. A lame man came from the south, carrying an eggplant with a pole, holding a plate in his hand and nailing wooden pegs underground. Inadvertently, hanging a nail tripped the lame man, knocked over the lame man's eggplant, smashed the lame man's plate, and the lame man picked up the eggplant. A drunken old man came to the north, with a tobacco bag stuffed around his waist, to buy lame eggplant. The lame man was not sold to the drunken old man. In a rage, he robbed the lame man of eggplant, and the lame man picked up eggplant, vegetables, pegs and chased the old man. When he was angry, he didn't give the lame eggplant, but picked up a tobacco pouch. He didn't know that the old man's tobacco pouch hit the lame eggplant, nor did he know that the lame man hit the peg.

There is a basin in the car, and there is a bottle in the basin. Bang, bang, I don't know whether the bottle touches the basin or the basin touches the bottle.

5. Actors wear blue uniforms, actresses wear cotton uniforms, blue uniforms are cotton uniforms, and cotton uniforms are blue uniforms. Actors wear blue cotton uniforms, and actresses wear cotton blue uniforms.

6, the old soup end egg soup, stepping on the stool to climb the pagoda, just because the stool is too slippery, the soup spilled soup and burned the tower.

7. Liang Xiao was herding sheep when he met a wolf. The wolf wants to eat sheep and is afraid of Liang Xiao. Liang Xiao saves sheep by killing wolves. Wolves and dead sheep live in Liang Xiao.

8. Cowherd loves six niang, six niang misses Cowherd, Cowherd loves six niang year after year, six niang misses Cowherd year after year, and Lang Lianniang comes to Nianlang, who loves Nianlang and Nianlang loves Nianlang.

9. Red Phoenix, Pink Phoenix, Pink Phoenix Flower Phoenix. (say it five times in a row)

10, measure the bed by window, jump on the bed and measure the bed against the wall, the wall is longer than the bed, the bed is longer than the window, the window is longer than the bed and the bed is longer than the wall, so the wall is longer than the bed.

Difficult articles:

On the first month, the first month, the two sisters went to buy lanterns. My sister's name is pink, and my second sister's name is pink. The pink woman is wearing a pink coat, and the pink woman is wearing a pink coat. The pink girl is holding a bottle of pink wine, and the pink girl is holding a bottle of pink wine. The two sisters found a secluded place and had a drink pushing a cup, Liu Ling. Female pink drank female pink wine, female pink drank female pink wine, female pink drank a drunk, female pink drank a drunk. Female powder catches female powder, female powder catches female powder twist. Pink lady tore pink lady's pink coat, pink lady tore pink lady's pink coat. The sisters left their hands after the fight and bought their own thread to sew. Pink girl bought a pink thread, pink girl bought a pink thread. The pink lady sews the pink coat backwards, and the pink lady sews the pink coat backwards.

Emma, the game has been suspended.

When I was a child, my father was very happy to play cards. When he touched the cigarette case, he ran out of cigarettes. I haven't finished playing the cards, so I'm sorry to get up and throw them to me 100. Let me run errands. I am fascinated by watching cartoons and don't want to go. My father coaxed me. You went downstairs and bought me a bag of red flag canal. Keep the flowers for yourself. Ten minutes later, I brought back more than 90 steel shovels in plastic bags. . . So wit is useless? I was beaten.

I went shopping yesterday and saw two Xiong Haizi fighting. One pushed the other to the ground, and two people blushed and their necks were thick. I was about to pull the shelf when I was suddenly pushed to the ground. One of them said to the other, "Tell me to pee later." The other said, "whoever runs away is his grandson." Sure enough, the one who was pressed to the ground, after urinating, lay on the ground again, maintaining the posture just now, and the two Xiong Haizi started again. . . Emma, the game has been suspended.

At Haagen-Dazs ice cream shop, the waiter brought a glass of lemonade and asked, "What would you like to eat, sir?" I took a sip of water, opened the menu, looked up and asked her, "Is there a Daoxiao Noodles?" She looked surprised first, and then said rudely, "This is not a noodle restaurant in Shanxi!" " "I quickly smiled and said," Sorry, I went to the wrong store. " Say that finish came out, the sun is like fire, and I don't feel so thirsty just now. ...

My cousin is very eloquent and often changes girlfriends. We are envious. I talked about a girl recently and went to see it once. It turned out that my cousin stuttered and was nervous. There is nothing to say, but all the girls are chatting. Afterwards, I asked him why you were so nervous and talked so little. As a result, he disdainfully said, "When you are nervous, she will take the initiative!"

When I was in primary school, two students in my class performed a sketch. One of the plots is that two people have a contradiction. Who knows that the two finally got bored and rolled to the ground, really fighting. The students applauded and said that the performance was too real.

Surfing the Internet in an Internet cafe, five or six policemen rushed in and one came straight for me. I am so nervous. I am a minor and can't check my ID card! I didn't look for me, but went to see a few people online lol next door, and then said to other policemen: Come here quickly. Now you are suspected of cyber crime. Come with us. ..... The last policeman muttered as he walked, having a good time, and dared to say that we were rubbish. ...

Colleagues buy lottery tickets at two-thirds of their salary every month. I asked him if it was worth it, and he smiled and said it was just for fun. Until one day, his father drove more than one million cars to the company. I believe what he said is just for fun. It's true. But I buy hundreds of dollars from him every month, and it hurts to think about it.

When I went home with my boyfriend to meet my parents, I felt menstruation's alienation from me as soon as I entered the door! After dinner, I endured doubts and went to the kitchen to wash dishes, but I accidentally heard my aunt scolding my boyfriend: What about that girl named Wang? How long has she been playing with others? Change what you say. Do you have a conscience?

When my little cousin was in high school, she once came to my house for help: "Cousin, I met several perverts on my way to school. Can you pick me up from school? " Thinking of my aunt's kindness to me, I agreed without hesitation! That night, a handsome young man came face to face, and his cousin shouted, "That's him!" " "I tried to do it, but she stopped me and said to the young man," This is my cousin, a karate master. You can't leave today without my letter ... "

When I came home today, my father asked me to shave his head. That fader didn't work well at first. I don't know if it got better after my dad oiled it. Still push him with the previous strength, and it will be pushed soon. My dad said the back of my head was burning. When I saw it, I pushed a few blood cuts and didn't dare to tell my dad. . . .

I handed my daughter 20 yuan to go downstairs and buy me a pack of 16 yuan cigarettes. My daughter took the money and said to me in a mature tone, "Dad, it is not easy for you to hide some private money. Can't you smoke something cheaper? " Suddenly, I feel that this girl is beginning to understand, and she knows how to think of her father, so she is relieved! After a while, my daughter came back and threw me a pack of 1 1 yuan cigarettes, with a pack of potato chips and a can of coke in her hand.

One night, I went to the squid barbecue stall to buy a barbecue. There are several people waiting in line in front, and so am I. At this time, an old woman passed by with a child in her arms, and the child cried for squid. The old woman said, we don't eat that. It smells like Baba.

How childish! Everything wants to be solved by fighting!

1, the best poet in China is in a mental hospital.

2. If you don't take medicine when you are sick, isn't it sick?

You must admit that children who dare to make up their homework in the class teacher are not afraid of death.

Girls' looks can be divided into three types: one is from heaven, the other is from folk, and the other is from the underworld. ...

I can't hug you with a brick in one hand. How can I protect you if I put down the brick?

6. The most regrettable thing in life is to give up what you shouldn't give up easily and stick to what you shouldn't.

7. I like daytime, because I can daydream during the day.

8. I didn't ask for another bottle of 1 iced black tea ~

9, only women and English are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find!

10, it is said that life is like a play, and a play is like life, so just sing a play ~

1 1, 20xx, come to the bowl! ! !

12, he is lonely, he has no money, he wanders, but I like it.

13. Only those who can keep secrets can get more secrets.

14, so childish! Everything wants to be solved by fighting!

15, clear water, no fish, invincible;

16, I can only know two things in my life: one or the other.

17. Will your parents give money to strangers? They didn't even pay attention to beggars, but they were eager to give you money. What do they rely on?

18 and what was the fuse of the May 4th Movement? God replied: only three days off on May Day ~

19, beheading is nothing. My head fell off, but the bowl was very big. Years later, I became a zombie again.

After all, there are too many people around you, and I'm not the only one.

2 1, the reason why people live tired is because they can't put down their shelves, tear their faces and untie their complex.

22, she is mine, don't touch it! If it is damaged, you can't pay. If you feel cute, forward it!

23. Today is Valentine's Day. I hope all my girlfriends have their periods.

24. It is better to be beautiful than to live beautifully!

25. The second one is a beautiful woman.

26, I heard that watching martial arts movies can lose weight, because people often say that you are going to die!

27. Do you think you will watch you die? I close my eyes.

28. I definitely don't feel a catty of white wine, because I died after drinking half a catty.

29, how to say, as long as your base does not affect us.