Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - Can you translate it into English? Haha, just have a rough idea. Thank you very much!

Can you translate it into English? Haha, just have a rough idea. Thank you very much!

The answer and translation are as follows:

In the morning, I drank the tribute tea that I didn’t drink yesterday with my old classmates, and then received a “souvenir” full of “exotic style” [smile], Had a steak for lunch to show off? In the afternoon, I went straight to Wudaokou and Ding Ding, Lao Hu, had a drinking bureau, smoked a few water pipes, and ate a big American pancake. I was drunk when I left, and I got home dancing. A day of drunkenness and dreams?!

In the morning, I drank the tribute tea which I didn't drink yesterday with my old classmate, and then received a "exotic" souvenir [smile]. I had a steak and B at noon. The Afternoon went straight to Wudaokou and Ding Ding, Hu said, open the Wine Bureau, smacking several hookah and eating a big American pancakes, go drink Meng, jumping di home. Here the day!