Valentine's day single funny quotations

1, someone asked me, what are you going to do this Valentine's Day? Nonsense, of course, laugh it off! ?

2. You don't know if your shoes are suitable until you wear them on your feet. ?

3, Tanabata Valentine's Day for sale at a low price, for sale at a low price! ?

People asked me how to spend Tanabata, and I calmly said "Laugh it off". ?

5. One person is afraid of loneliness, and two people are afraid of failure. ?

6. I waited for Tanabata, but I didn't wait for you I love. ?

7. Can you leave a baa for my evil infidelity? ?

8. The day after Tanabata, a woman said: It was unnatural to see many women walking on the road this morning. ?

9. If you want a woman, you have the priority of weaving, crossing the magpie bridge and having children. ?

10, men and women should be equal, except of course married. Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata! ?

1 1, what an ironic holiday, what a heavy heart. ?

12, Qixi Valentine's Day, no one held my hand, so I put it in my pocket. ?

13, ladies and gentlemen, please sign here as soon as possible on Valentine's Day. If you don't sign in quickly, you will have sex. ?

14, I am single and proud, saving rubber for my motherland. I am single. I'm ashamed. I waste paper for my country. ?

15, I just need a love letter and a confession for Valentine's Day. ?

16, everyone who says "Long live the single" will keep silent when they see a couple. ?

17, you celebrate your tanabata, I drink my 7-up! ?

18, quietly waiting for that person to appear, laughing and watching the flowers bloom and fall together. ?

19, it's not that the road is rough, it's that you can't. ?

20, I am not afraid of Tanabata alone, I am afraid of you and others. ?

2 1, someone asked me, will you be alone on Tanabata next year? Nima, will I become a dog? ?

22. Take the initiative in everything. For example, you can climb the wall and wait for an almond. ?

23. A string that is broken in advance will be continued in the next life. ?

24. What happened to Tanabata? As the days go by, the earth is turning. ?

25. A girl broke up with her boyfriend after receiving roses and found that it was cash on delivery. The man insisted that he didn't send flowers! ?

In order to wait for you, I missed the person waiting for me. ?

27. Really, let the Chinese Valentine's Day pass after 00, and old people like us will wait for the Double Ninth Festival. ?

28, the evil new society, how come there is no arranged marriage, I am still single today! ?

29. hmm. At this time. How many virgins have disappeared? Who can estimate? ?

30. So far, among the curses I have seen about Tanabata, this is the most vicious: curse the weaver girl to menstruate on Tanabata! ?

3 1, comrades, without hard work, the revolution will certainly be successful. ?

32. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but that you spend Tanabata with your lover and I sing 7-up at home alone. ?

I passed by your heart, not because I didn't want to stay, but because you refused to accept it! ?

34. Do you still find Sister Furong annoying when you see Sister Feng? ?

35. It's good to be single, and it's good to be single with whoever you want. ?

36. Seven is an odd number. I want you to make a double even number. ?

37. I wonder which chick my future husband is dating now? ?

38. Valentine's Day is as strong as Spring Festival. ?

39, you drag, you drag, you are a pig eight quit reborn, except for a piece of meat, the rest did not bring, no one buried when you died. Happy Valentine's Day! ?

40. You and I are at the bridge, relatively speechless, warm and melting into the sky, and love is always lingering. ?

4 1, I will play Lianliankan at home on Valentine's Day and put an end to one-on-one, one-on-one? ?

42. I am not single. I'm talking about a long-distance relationship because my boyfriend lives in the future. ?

43. I dreamed that my boyfriend died, and I cried very sadly. I woke up to find that I didn't have a boyfriend at all, and I cried even more sadly. ?

44. I wish you a period on Tanabata! ?

45. I am still young. I only celebrate June 1 day, but Tanabata. Thank you. ?

When I came into this world, I didn't intend to go back alive. ?

47. It's almost time for Chinese Valentine's Day. How can you be so calm about someone who secretly loves me? ?

48. On Valentine's Day, when you see couples all over the street, being single is actually the most popular. ?

49. Being single is a state, and two people are also a state, depending on how you want to live. ?

The only advantage of Valentine's Day is that you don't have to work overtime at night. ?

5 1, what is Valentine's Day? I haven't had Valentine's Day since I was so big. ?

52. If you want to express your success today, you must have two conditions: one is to say, and the other is to get rid of it. ?

53. Up to now, no one has come to confess, which is really suffocating! ?

54. It was suddenly discovered that "13 14" turned out to be "death and separation". ?

55. In another hundred years, it will grow into a towering green onion. ?

As long as you call on Valentine's Day, I will come to you immediately. ?

57. Women like bad men and don't like bad men. ?

58, the ancient road west wind thin horse, the sun sets, heartbroken people are waiting for your call! ?

For many people, whether it is Spring Festival or Valentine's Day is a question worth thinking about. ?

60. I wonder which NB man my future wife is dating. ?

6 1, Valentine's Day is coming. Walking down the street, being single is king, and being single is the key. ?

62. We wisely withdrew from the movie market dispute on Valentine's Day and decided to see it tomorrow, haha! ?

63. I don't want anything for Valentine's Day, as long as you say to me, "I'll take care of your Valentine's Day in the future. ?

64, the future wife, don't be so good to your current object, it's not much use! ?

65, obviously not single, Tanabata is still a person. ?

66. It seems that it's just you and me on Tanabata this year, my bed! ?

67. I wish tomorrow's Valentine's Day will be sunny, and couples will be baked into scones. ?

68. It seems that it's just you and me on Tanabata this year, my bed. ?

69. It's not that I don't want to get married, but that I can't find a suitable marriage. ?

70. Tanabata is used for breaking up, and April Fool's Day is used for confession. ?

7 1, just received the imperial edict from the Jade Emperor: Cowherd and Weaver Girl fell off the magpie bridge because of excessive excitement, and Qixi was cancelled. Please tell each other. ?

72. Valentine's Day without lovers, only Singles' Day. ?

73. Tanabata with a lover, but no lover's breath. ?

74./kloc-February 4 came, and I spent Valentine's Day with my lover. My wife was strict with women. ?

75. Lovers have Valentine's Day, while enemies have Di Renjie. ?

76. Just admit it, this Valentine's Day is still a special person. ?

77. The blessing I am most afraid of receiving now is "Happy Valentine's Day". I want to ask, who am I happy with? ?

78. Name application: My surname is Gao and my girlfriend's name is Guo. Please help me set a screen name that is easy to remember and can reflect our last name. Reply: Pressure cooker. ?

79. Besides love, there are radishes in other people's fields. ?

80, Valentine's Day, who has a daughter to borrow one, will be big next year! ?

8 1, Tanabata is here, I miss you and spend it alone. ?

82. There is no such thing as the first kiss. With the constant renewal of epithelial cells, every day is the first kiss. ?

83. I want to give a bad review to the mother of my future partner. The delivery is too slow, and no one has received it yet. ?

84. I hope that on Tanabata, my sister paper that loves me can send me a rose, and my Chinese paper that loves me can send me a chrysanthemum. ?

85. My friend asked me how to spend Valentine's Day on Tanabata. I simply said two words "skip"! ?

86. May all lovers get married! ?

When I saw you smile, I was sad for several days. I am very happy to see you cry for several years! ?

88. Looking for you: Anonymous is slim, looks extraordinary, gentle and lovely; Always in my heart. Please contact me if you know the whereabouts. Willing to pay with a diamond ring! ?

Girls, do you want to celebrate Women's Day next month? Or do you want to celebrate Mother's Day next year? Tomorrow is your choice! ?

90. The most painful thing in the world is to spend Valentine's Day alone when you are obviously not single. ?

9 1, are there a few people who started planning before Tanabata, but on Tanabata, they played computer at home? ?

92. Valentine's Day is not terrible. The scary thing is that you don't have the same person with you every year. ?

93. Chinese Valentine's Day, I hope to see my name in your signature or speech, ok? ?

94. Nima, today seems to be Singles' Day on Qixi. ?

95. Valentine's Day, is it with your lover or your wife? ?

96. Everyone says I am ugly, but in fact I am beautiful. ?

97. People you like don't appear, and those who do don't like it. ?

98. Unexpectedly, there was a Valentine's Day today! ?

99. Love is only a luxury of life. If it is better, it can't die without it. ?

100, single valentine's day, expecting a downpour. ?

10 1, the so-called love story is that you say something that you don't even believe, but you want the other person to believe it. ?

102, Tanabata is here again! The first part: envy and jealousy; Bottom line: emptiness, loneliness and cold; Horizontal criticism: paralyzing my singleness. ?

103, future husband, don't worry, I'm at home, not in the hotel. ?

104, Tanabata Valentine's Day has passed. Mushrooms who secretly love me, why are you still so calm? ?

105, on Chinese Valentine's Day, I stayed at home, fought all day, clicked the mouse and killed a pair, a pair, a pair. ?

106, it's out of date to want to play Lianliankan on Tanabata. Touch each other, get rid of a couple and bring a mistress. ?

107, roses all the way, I never felt that this festival was so far away from me. ?

108, 30 years old, unable to get married, parents are more anxious than themselves. ?

109, Valentine's Day? Every day will come. ?

1 10, the furthest distance in the world is that Qixi has arrived, and we are not together yet. ?

1 1 1, and others, (next88) I broke up on Valentine's Day. ?

1 12, Tanabata is not terrible, what is terrible is that the person you like is spending Tanabata with others. ?

1 13, the idea of an animal holding my future wife's hand in the street on Qixi makes me angry! ?

1 14, the next time a boy laughs at your thick legs, you answer him: as long as the legs are thin, all three legs are thin. ?

1 15, Valentine's Day. Whether it's a phone call, a text message, or a buckle. I look forward to that sentence, I love you. ?

1 16. That is to say, I have never received any roses except QQ expression. Is this a sad reminder? ?