Funny, interesting and connotative, very personal

1. My uncle can bear it, but my aunt can’t bear it anymore!

2. Do you know how pigs die? have no idea. Yes, pigs don’t know either.

3. Hitting is affection, scolding is love, and kicking is the real thing.

4. I have both talent and beauty, virtue and art, both character and talent. I absorb the aura of heaven and earth, and the essence of the sun and moon.

5. I tell you, I am not every woman in your eyes, so from now on, please roll yourself into a ball and roll out of my eyes in a round way!

6. How can the world be equalized if the chest is not equal?

7. You are a cucumber, looking for a photoshoot!

8. When I first fell in love with him, I was totally confused, but now I have finally shaken it off.

9. If I see my aunt too much, I will get bored and miss her. You are not my aunt, I will get annoyed if I see you too much, but it will not affect me if I don’t see you!

10. It is said that everyone in the world has two choices: busy living or busy dying, so I have a third choice: busy waiting to die...

11. I don’t believe in providence but I believe in gravity.

12. Don’t always call me stupid, I was very smart before I fell in love with you!

13. Your eyes are so big, I didn’t expect you to be so blind

14. I was drunk too. It's time for you to take your medicine and don't give up on treatment. I don’t feel like I’m in love anymore.

15. What’s the point of being handsome? In the end, you don’t have to be eaten by pawns!

16. Protect yourself, love others, and please don’t go out in broad daylight to scare people, okay?

17. The right path in the world is the vicissitudes of life, don’t live too arrogantly!

18. No one will care about the feeling of the bowl after eating the food in the bowl

19. We cannot look at others and mess up the path under our feet.

20. Anyone who robs me has never failed to pay the price. I guarantee that soon these guys will regret it until their intestines are blue. If they dare to mess with me, they will vomit a vat of blood. Preparation

21. "If you are paralyzed in bed and become a vegetative state, what should I call you before you wake up?" "Why should I wake up and bloom?"

22 .Hey...come here, I have a love interest that I want to talk to you about.

23. Don’t say I’m immature. When I mature, I will naturally fall off the tree.

24. Did you know that you will get diabetes if you listen to too many sweet words?

25. Only when you paid the phone bill did you realize that your nonsense was so valuable.

26. If quarreling is useful, I will definitely be a shrew than you.

27. If a man talks but doesn’t keep his word, he doesn’t keep his word!

28. These days, how can I suppress my heart that is ready to move in the mortal world without any weight?

29. Some people are dead, but they are still alive. Some people are alive, but he pretends to be dead!