Funny love words that amuse the wife. Wechat makes girlfriend happy (50 sentences)

1, I found that you are a liar, and you are much more beautiful than the photo.

2. Here comes the meeting: the leader speaks and takes the lead in applauding. Lead the singer and tune up. The leader took a bath and scratched his back. The leader picks up the girls and stands guard.

3. After the liberation of the old four and six winds, the Fokker equivalent plane with general Fei's trouser legs was established immediately. You got it? A pig is also wondering?

4. Every time I am frustrated, I will recall your little smile and your encouragement, so that I can face it firmly. Thank you!

I wish you peace of mind at work, never lose money at cards, more and more savings, full of dollars in your pocket, full of beautiful women in front of your bed, full of energy and always complacent.

6. There are dreams during the day and dreams at night. You should take care of yourself, don't catch a cold and have a runny nose; If I sneeze occasionally, it means I miss you!

7. Starlight accompaniment, playing the most beautiful love songs for you with heartstrings, traveling through time and space, lingering the years; Surrounded by mountains and rivers, I will take the most beautiful photos for you with my true feelings and keep them for a lifetime, sweet years.

8. I don't want to say that you broke the pixel of the camera. Everything you shoot is mosaic-free.

Dear wife, do you still remember the happy times when we were young? I haven't sent you flowers for a long time. You've been working hard for your family. I came to send you a bunch of flowers by text message. Honey, you have worked hard!

10 "I have something on my mind every day" and "I miss you"

1 1. In this woman's day, I have something to tell you, which I have always wanted to tell you, and that is-I have two lives: once I was born and once I met you!

12, with heavy work pressure every day. You can do your work beautifully by commuting on time. Honey, I will support you no matter how hard and tired you are. Do a good job!

13. Congratulations on winning the grand prize. Please come to the People's Bank of China with sabre, shotgun and soil cannon at 10 this evening.

14, "Have you ever met anything that makes you laugh and cry?" "You can't cry or laugh."

15, the minimum goal of college students: peasant women, mountain springs, and a little field.

16, I wish you good health and lose all your teeth; Bon voyage, missing halfway; Go the whole way, give up halfway; Happy every day, often abnormal; Laugh often, laugh anyway!

17, If the night is too difficult, then I will accompany you upside down day and night.

18. If I leave in autumn, I will love you in the snow. If the world disappears, I will love you in heaven. ...

19, piggy set up a club and said: members should call me piggy! Dog: Call me puppy! Kitten: Call me kitten! The chicken blushed and said she had to go first.

I think I will still love you as much as I do now in fifty years.

2 1, "You don't need to distinguish between southeast and northwest", "You just need to remember to come with me"

22, I feel that my IQ is quite high, I feel that I am very humorous, and I feel that I am very attractive. Test results: quite shameless!

23. I set up a boat of love in the long river of years to take you to a deeper place of happiness. Let the sincere vows make a ripple of happiness and accompany us to the future: I love you forever.

24. After Meeting You, Not Afraid of Wind and Rain, and Afraid of Separation

25. Last night, I asked Mozzie to tell you that I miss you very much, and asked her to kiss you for me. If you ask me how much I miss you? If you ask me how much I love you? Look, the big bag represents my heart.

Take good care of yourself, I don't want to wait until the next life to love you.

27. I wish the new year a smooth sailing, two dragons take off, three sheep open Thailand, four seasons of peace, five blessings, Datong, seven stars shine high, all directions come to make money, and 99 is United and perfect.

28, the goods are not afraid of fakes, and the rebate is smart; Rice is not afraid of expensive, and public funds will do; Knowledge is not deep, and having a father is spiritual; If the score is not high, the back door will do; It's not difficult to transfer, but it's smart to give gifts.

29. If I am riding a horse, you can call me a groom. If I am driving, you can call me a coachman; If I am in charge of accounting, what should you call me?

No matter how far the kite flies, the thread will always be in the kite's hand, and no matter where I am, my heart will always be with you. Dear, I love you a little more than yesterday.

3 1, "I may have missed your past" and "I hope you don't miss my future"

32. I dreamed of you yesterday. Really, the sky is so quiet, the sun is so bright, and the sea is so boundless. You were on the blue beach, and I stabbed you with a stick. Hey, this little bastard, his shell is quite hard.

33, wife, I miss you, send text messages to harass you, I really want to kiss you and hold you in my arms. I don't know where it is at this time, so I have to keep it in my heart!

Don't worry, in order to stay, I will pretend to be poor.

If possible, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you.

36. Wife: Love you! Happy new year! Thank you for your efforts for another year! I wish you good luck in your work in the new year! Good health! Keep trying! Thank you:

37. The clouds also went with the wind and hid at the other end of the mountain; You go, I go, and I can't help holding hands; Love also goes, and the boat swings on the water; Feed the cantaloupe, and the sweetness will enter your heart.

38. "Now my heart is burning" and "I urgently need you to come in and explore"

39. I am willing to run to increase your happiness and work hard for your happiness. Your smile is my wealth, and your satisfaction is my beauty. Dear, I wish you happiness!

Maybe no matter how hard I try, I can't get into your heart because you don't belong to me.

4 1, I miss 9 other people, 8 photos, 7 photos of you, 6 puppies, 5 like you, 4 bones, 3 for you, 2 paws touching the ground. 1 It must be you. I really want to lead you every day.

42. No clothes fit better than your love, and no decoration is more charming than your love.

43, elegant people, look at the back; Those who strive for progress will know by listening to footsteps; Kind people can see it when they smile; Excellent people, it depends on you! I wish you a good mood every day!

44. I don't see you because you are in my blood; You are no longer in my blood, because you are in my heart. Dear, no matter where you are, you are the only one for me.

45. "I didn't think about getting married before you." "I haven't thought about others since I got married after I met you."

46. "When will you have an affair?" "I'm still waiting outside the wall."

47. Say it or keep it in your heart, it's you anyway. Care for each other and take care of each other. You don't have to meet every day, but what will last forever is your concern: take care, dear.

48. Rule 1: A wife is always right. Article 2: If the wife is wrong, please refer to Article 1.

49. I loved many people and made enemies with a few people, and now I have become a passerby without even saying hello.

50. "I know it's not good to stay up late." "But I'm short of your sleeping pills."