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Talk about the feeling of hanging water alone.

Let the bullet fly a little longer. The female secretary said solemnly, Mr. Wang, I'm pregnant. Wang continued to look down at the file, and then smiled faintly: I had a vasectomy. The female secretary stared blankly for a while and smiled. I'm kidding you! Wang looked up at her, took a sip of tea and said, me too. This case tells us that people who wander the rivers and lakes should not panic when something happens, and let the bullets fly for a while first.

2. It's not your ticket that you can relax and taste quietly in your life, but a vague memory like a wisp of smoke.

3. If the profit of% is reasonable, you could have got%, but% is still the best policy, because only in this way will the follow-up business flow.

I fell in love with you at first sight and didn't say hug you. I come to see you every three days, and no one kisses you around. I will marry you in five days, and I will not be apart for sixty years!

No clothes fit you better than your love, and no decoration is more charming than your love.

Sixth, the profound meaning contained in the circulation of this rhyme has slowly reached the depths of the soul through the faint and deep winding path, but at this moment, a song can't be eliminated, and I secretly choked.

Seven, don't push your competitors to the wall, don't easily provoke others to do stupid things that cost you 1000 yuan.

Eight, maybe I don't have the passionate love like sunshine, and I don't have the long-lasting love like running water. I only know that I have always loved you and tried my best for you.

Nine, in the face of those who are taciturn and expressionless, we should be very cautious in what we say and do, and don't rush to show their cards to them. These people are often very shrewd and scheming. If you don't think about what you say or do, it's easy for them to take advantage of you.

10. At the moment when the stars moved, I went back to the past. I thought the sadness of love was just tears and sadness when we broke up. In fact, breaking up means never going back to the past, which is just an illusion. You can't go, and neither can I, but it's a long walk. In retrospect, it was like a dream, faint and melancholy.