Jokes about sheep (short)

The little joke about sheep is as follows.

1, a man had insomnia at night and called to harass his friends.

The friend said impatiently, "What the hell do you want!"

He said, "Then tell me what to do about insomnia."

The friend said helplessly, "Count the sheep."

He roared, "What's wrong with me being a sheep? I shouldn't be able to sleep? "

2. The sheep sighed: "I'm really tired recently!"

The rabbit asked, "Why are you tired?"

The sheep replied, "There are too many people who can't sleep. They are counting me ... "

3. When you can't sleep, start counting sheep: one sheep, two sheep, three sheep, pleasant goat, beautiful sheep, lazy sheep, boiling sheep, little sheep, sea fishing, sesame sauce, small materials, Flammulina velutipes, shrimp slippery, wide flour, kelp, bean sprouts, big conch, chrysanthemum, spinach .. dry beer.

In the early morning, I was eating mutton kebabs at the food stall downstairs.

4. I can't sleep at night. There's really no way. I started counting sheep and pretended that a sheep jumped in front of my eyes and ran away. The more results, the more sober you are. Finally, the rhythm of counting sheep can't keep up with the rhythm of running sheep. ...

Sheep, dogs and cows were chatting together, and it suddenly occurred to them that whoever told a good joke didn't have to invite anyone to dinner, and the loser was sent to the slaughterhouse to sell meat for money.

The sheep told a story that the dog and the cow were indifferent and the sheep was sent away.

The cow told a story, and the dog thought for a while and began to laugh.

The cow is very proud. It's good to tell my jokes.

The dog said happily that the sheep's joke just now was so funny.