Interesting talk about 6 18

Now the activity of 6 18 on Taobao has started again. Did you also pay a lot of down payment? Everyone turned 6 18 into a double eleven. The following is my interesting talk about 6 18. Welcome to read!

1, 6 18 shopping carnival, a festival that I don't think is, but has begun to show some interest.

2, 6 18 shopping carnival, the chicken was frozen beyond measure, my shopping cart was full, and my husband's Taobao was requisitioned by me.

3. "618 should be the most favorable?" "Your hand!"

4, you don't have money if you don't buy things, and you don't have money if you buy things, which means you don't spend money! Why don't you buy it if you don't want money!

Every pickpocket has a priceless car and a shopping cart.

6. Let them catch it! Don't be a prodigal bitch this time. ...

On the eve of 7.6 18 shopping carnival, when I went to the kitchen to get a bowl, I suddenly thought of a phenomenon. It seems that many people are afraid of ghosts when they go to the toilet, but they won't think of ghosts when they go to the kitchen. Is this because everyone is a foodie?

8, 6 18 shopping carnival, spent a lot of money. ...

The trading volume of 9.6 18 shopping carnival can be equivalent to GDP of some countries.

10,365 days ago, I told myself that I must cut off my "impulsive" hands next year. As a result, I accidentally opened the JD.COM at a quiet shit time. I wanted to buy this and that, and finally the whole shopping cart couldn't fit.

1 1, the young man asked the Zen master, "Master, how did 6 18 get there?" . The Zen master put his hand into his sleeve and smiled without a word. I understand, young man. You calm my heart and stand aside. The Zen master said, I mean, there's nothing to say when your hand is cut off.

12, this is a woman advance wave after wave, and a man secretly shed tears ... this day is really ... don't! All right! Pass the ball

13, I advised my girlfriend to buy less. This is what she told me: If the money is gone, you can earn it again, and if things are off the shelf, they will be gone!

14, almost 6 18. Open your wife's or girlfriend's mobile phone, log in to Alipay, and enter the wrong password three times. Then, the world was quiet.

15, my female penfriend is a simple and beautiful woman, but she can lose everything without falling all over the country!

16, I always feel that my wife is a prodigal bitch or something these days, and they are deliberately showing off their wealth. The first is that you have a wife, the second is that you have money, and the third is that you have both a wife and money!

17 and 6 18 are finished ... after this time, I'll clean up the cupboard and get something back.

18, beautiful has started to receive gifts from 6 18. I looked in the mirror and gave up. There are two kinds of people, one is beautiful and the other is ugly. I'm caught in the middle. It's ugly! !

19. Every pickpocket has a priceless car and a shopping cart.

20. Every 6 18, two kinds of people suddenly appear. One is a self-proclaimed pickpocket party and the other is a loser. The former is nothing more than showing off wealth, and the latter is the most hateful: not only a daughter-in-law, but also TM showing off wealth!

2 1. How much did you spend on the 6 18 shopping carnival?

22, 6 18 Shopping Carnival, a very ordinary day, has now become a festival for some people in China.

23. The annual 6 18 shopping carnival is over. Did friends lose a lot?