What is the coldest joke?

Once upon a time, a steamed bread ate a meatball and became a steamed bread.

There is a person who looks particularly like a bicycle. As a result, one day she stood on the road and rode away.

One day, there was a candy aisle halfway, and my legs were weak! It turned into fudge ...

Once upon a time, there was a hedgehog paddling on a steamboat, paddling made it leak.

One day, the little penguin asked his grandmother, "Grandma, Grandma, am I a penguin?" "Yes, of course you are a penguin." The little penguin asks his father again, "Dad, Dad, am I a penguin?" "Yes, you are a penguin. What's wrong? " "But, but why do I feel so cold?"

There is a polar bear playing with a penguin. Penguins pull out his hair one by one. After pulling it out, he said to the polar bear, "It's so cold!" Hearing this, the polar bear tore off his hair one by one and turned to the penguin and said, "It's really cold! "

The disgusting mother cried all night because she was sick to death.

Once upon a time, there was a game. One day, his head was itchy, and then he caught it. He grabbed it and lit it. Matches were burned to death.

Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Do you know why? Because "the truth (image) came out"

Once upon a time, there was a man named Cai Xiao. One day, he was taken away.

Once upon a time, there was a loaf of bread walking in the street. He felt hungry and ate himself.

Xiaoming got a new haircut and came to school the next day. The students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head looks like a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry. . Cry, cry. . He flew. .

One day, three little pigs built three huts to avoid being chased by wolves. Wolves easily destroyed straw houses, wooden houses and brick houses. Three little pigs ran as fast as they could, but the wolf caught up with them. The three little pigs said in despair, it's up to you. We gave up. Whatever. At this moment, the wolf grinned and drooled and said, Then tell me where Little Red Riding Hood is.

One day, something happened to the red bean cake. His last words before he died were: "... Ah! It turns out that I am a bean paste! "

The coffee cup and the water cup crossed the road together. At this moment, an old man shouted "Be careful, it's a red light". But after a while, the coffee cup crossed the road smoothly, but the water cup was hit by a truck and flowed into the note. Why?

Because coffee cups have "ears" and water cups don't.

Once upon a time, a horse walked into a bar, sat down at the bar and asked the bartender for a glass of wine. The bartender said, your face is so long.