Sentences suitable for self-deprecation in WeChat Moments~Hurry up and collect them

1.

When you feel you are poor and ugly

When you are worthless, don’t despair

At least your judgment is still right.

2.

Stop complaining that you can’t find the right person

The original math multiple-choice question only had four options

You I can’t find the right answer either

3.

Don’t say you are not good at anything

When you stay up late playing with your mobile phone

You are a good player

4.

Fortunately, you are ugly,

I have not experienced your love and hatred

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Finally got used to my appearance,

Getting a haircut is another ugly way.

6.

Nothing can be relied upon these days.

The only one you can rely on is yourself, which is referred to as "I rely on you"

7.

Although I have never had an easy trip,

But at least I still have a body that can get fat easily.

8.

You can’t have your cake and eat it too

Being poor and ugly at the same time

Short and fat also go hand in hand

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9.

If I had known this world was about looks,

I should have used the money from school to have plastic surgery

10.

All my good friends are single,

I am the only one left with hair loss

11.

So happy

Meaningless The day is over again

12.

I washed my hair today,

Defeated 98 girls across the country

13.

Someone asked me why my circle of friends is only visible for three days.

I said: Because I can’t guarantee that every photo will be the same

14.

Hello everyone, I am a micro-business. The main products I sell are my beauty and talent.

If you like it, you can place an order freely

15.

If life deceives you

Don’t worry

Take out the beauty camera to deceive life

16.

That makes sense to me We all understand

But when I hear someone calling me a beautiful woman

I still can’t help but look back

17.

Life is not easy, so don’t Use wine to drown your sorrows.

Go to bed early when you are sad.

Wine also costs money. If you can save one bottle, it is a bottle.

18.

Some people may just say that they eat dirt, but still have a lot of money in their pockets

I am different. I talk about eating dirt, but in fact I have already drunk the northwest wind

19.

Others’ smile can bring down the country

But my smile can make my chin melt down

20.

Frozen Three feet is not built in a day

Gaining three pounds is not difficult at all