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The blushing love story is a grand prize.
I want to put you in the morning sunshine, I can see you when I open my eyes, I want to put you in the moonlight at night, and I can dream of you when I close my eyes.
Do you know what I like to drink most recently? What? Take good care of you.
4. I like you, like your mother hitting you, unreasonable.
Speaking of which, there is only one criterion for me to choose a spouse: you.
6. "I want to change my avatar." What kind? "You are like this."
7. "What do you want for lunch?" I don't know. "I know, you should call it a boyfriend."
8. "I have super powers. Guess what it is. " "What?" "I like you very much."
9. I am super cool, but if you chat with me, I can be cool for a while.
10. "I'll tell you a story" "You say" "It's a long story, so I'll make it short. I miss you. "
1 1. "Do you have a lighter?" "No" "Then how did you light my heart?"
12. There are chestnuts in winter and mangoes in summer. Do you know what four seasons are? Do you?
13. "People say you have a round face, but I think your face is quite square." "Why?" "Otherwise, how can you be so positive?"
14. "May I say good night to you in person?" Of course. "Say it first."
15. The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you until we are too old to go anywhere, and you still regard me as a treasure in your hand.
16. What's the spinning one with a concert on the playground? Trojan horse? Well, A Mu.
17. "Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?" Your Forever and Forever
18. "I am always thirsty when I wake up in the morning in autumn and winter" Why? "Probably owe a kiss."
19. "Do you know what I like?" "What?" "I want to look at you stupidly."
20. "Do you know what is the most beautiful in the world?" What? "you"
The love story of red-faced soil (2)1. Don't do whatever you want because I love you.
22. I don't want to hit the south wall, I just want to hit you in the chest.
23. What happened to "I will change"? "I liked you from the beginning, and later I liked you more and loved you more."
24. "I will learn to swim tomorrow." Do you swim in winter? Because of me, I can't help falling in love. "
25. Do you know? You've been acting strange and beautiful recently.
26. My life is bohemian and I have never stayed for anyone, but since I met you, I will protect you for the rest of my life.
27. "Everyone wants to sleep with you, but I don't." What are you? "I just want to stay in bed with you."
28. My greatest weakness is yours.
29. Where are you from? Hunan people. No, it's my sweetheart.
30. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.
3 1. Who are you? You are my sweetheart.
32. "I can't seem to find my way." "Where are you going?" "How can I touch your heart?"
I may be fined as soon as I see you, because the deer I hit in my heart was speeding and I blushed myself.
34. "Do you know the difference between you and the stars?" "What's the difference?" "The stars are in the sky, and you are in my heart."
35. What is "My birthday wish is simple"? "Just being with you."
36. "You can be lucky twice in your life"? "I met you once and slept until the end."
37. Even if life is not so easy, I still want to put you in the future and live a happy life, out of reach.
38. Can you play the guitar? Why do you resonate with me?
The roundest moon needs a month to wait for the sunrise tomorrow morning and a day to wait, but my love for you will never stop.
40. I have the ability, but I can't do anything. What? Won't leave you.
This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.
42. "Which do I prefer, beef, mutton or pork?" "I like your pride."
43. "Mom, I love you. How to say it backwards? " "Do you love me?" "yes."
44. I want to buy a piece of land or something from you and buy your unwavering heart.
45. "Can you smile?" "Why?" "Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee."
46. I didn't want to get married before you. I haven't thought about getting married since I met you.
47. You are the most right coincidence I have ever met in my life; You are the whole world in my life; You are the sun with the most beautiful smile I have ever seen.
48. "We may have been hit by an arrow." "Huh?" Cupid's Arrow
I like the sun, the moon, the stars, the sea and you.
50. "Who are you?" "I'm a dog" and "nonsense, you obviously belong to me"
5 1. "Do you want to run in winter"? "Well, run into your heart."
52. "I want to move" to where? "Walk into your heart"
"I want to buy a piece of land from you." "What land to buy?" "Buy your unswerving heart."
54. May I call you you? So that I can take you to heart.
55. The fortune teller said I was Wang Mi. Do you want to verify it?
56. Do you know what I want to drink most? I want to care about you most.
57. "Will you stop talking?" "I didn't." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"
58. Do you smell anything? No, the air has become sweet since you came out.
Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.
60. "We can't fall in love again" Why? "Let's get married, marry me"
The latest collection of all kinds of tacky love stories
The latest love stories with various earthy flavors (I) 1. "Do you know which one I like best, peaches, persimmons and oranges?" "orange" "wrong, our child."
Do you know why I always lose? Because I lost to your tenderness.
Write your name on the cigarette and suck it into your lungs so that it can be closest to my heart.
4. "We may have been hit by an arrow." "Huh?" Cupid's Arrow
I'm pretty sure I just need a kiss.
I don't care about anything, but I like you very much
7. What is "how can a mobile phone save electricity"? "By your side!"
8. I am very stingy. Besides you, strawberries, chocolates, ice cream cakes, milk, yogurt and soda can win my heart.
9. Can you play the guitar? Why do you resonate with me?
10. Don't do whatever you want just because I love you.
1 1. I don't miss you at all. I miss you at half past one.
12. "In your heart"
13. Tired of being a lovely girl, I kind of want to be your wife.
14. "Do you know why I am taller than you?" I don't know, "the sky is falling, I'll carry it for you."
15. "I am angry with the express company." What's the matter? "I haven't sent you yet, so I cured myself and married you."
16. "Life belongs to life, ideals belong to ideals, and reality belongs to reality." What are you talking about? "I want to say that you are mine."
17. Are you tired? Not tired, but you've been running in my head all day.
18. Talking to you is like an exam. After thinking about it, I always feel that I didn't play well.
19. "Do you know what you look like now?" "Like what?" "Like the earth." "Why?" "Because you are attractive to me."
20. It is sweet to be near Zhu Zhechi. -The picture shows Liao Boyfriend, a complete love story.
If you ask me how many times I miss you, I will say it once, because you have never really left my mind.
22. "Do you have a boyfriend?" "No" "Congratulations, now you have it."
23. "I can't finish eating every day. Do you know why? " Why? "Because I always want to leave one for you."
24. I still believe that stars can talk, stones will bloom, and you will finally arrive after crossing the fence in summer and the wind and snow in winter.
25. Confucius said, "Look before you leap." 1…2…3… I like you.
26. Are you nearsighted? Then why can't you see that I like you?
27. I like being bored with you. It's not that there will always be endless topics to talk about together, but I won't feel embarrassed even if I don't talk.
Meeting you in my lifetime is all my luck.
29. "It's cold, I'll give you three choices." What choice? "I go to your bed, you go to my bed, or we share the bed."
30. I am really a playboy. I like you and everyone.
3 1. When you came to see me, I felt that I had never seen Sanqiu for a day. When you smile at me, I feel that I haven't seen Sanqiu all day.
I tell you, when I think of you, I will smile at this ugly face. When I am quiet, you emerge from my heart, just like Aphrodite emerges from the waves.
33. "I want to change my avatar." What kind? "You are like this."
34. Come here. I want to talk to you one day.
35. "Do you know what best represents me?" "What?" "The compass? Do you know why? " "Why?" "Because the compass can only draw a circle, its heart has not changed, just as I won't change my heart for you."
36. "You are in my heart"? "No more, no less, 86,400 seconds a day."
Loving you means that when I can't see you, I have a lot to say to you. It feels good to be quietly close to you when you are around, even if you don't talk.
38. "What's your material?" Pure cotton "no, I think it's girlfriend's material."
39. Why do I have toothache and tooth decay? No I don't eat sugar, but I'm sweet.
40. "Why are you so overbearing?" "What?" "You dominate my whole heart."
The latest love stories of various earthy flavors (Chapter 3) 4 1. What is important to you, you are important, I am not by your side, you are in my heart.
42. "Can I carry you?" "Why do you want to carry me?" "Because you are all I have."
43. "I like a little brother." "Then he must be very handsome." "You are too narcissistic."
44. "Do you like chocolate?" For example, "I have it in my mouth. Would you like to try it?"
45. "The box containing the ring is called the ring box. Do you know the name of the box containing you and me? " "What?" "A match made in heaven."
46. I want to do to you what I did to the cherry tree in spring.
47. If time goes back, I still hope to catch the warmth of your palm.
48. You have spring and autumn in your eyes, which is better than all the mountains and rivers I have seen and loved.
49. I want to be with you, even if there are thorns ahead, even if thousands of people stop me, even if I have white hair.
50. The breeze blows gently, and I like you very much.
5 1. "Help me see what happened to my eyes?" "I didn't see anything." "No? Take a closer look. " "Really not" "Yes, I have eyes for you."
52. "I feel dizzy when I see you every day" Why? "I am fascinated by you."
53. "Good night." "What's the matter with you? I hope you miss me so much that you can't sleep at night. "
54. For you, I am willing to give up poetry and distance and live a poetic life with you from now on.
55. "Confucius, Mencius and Laozi, do you know what you are best suited to do?" I don't know. "My wife."
56. "You smile at me. How can I sleep at night unless you smile at me? "
57. I dare not look into your eyes. I'm afraid every look in my eyes is like a confession.
58. I've always been dizzy recently. Do you know the reason? I don't know, because love makes people dizzy.
59. After all, there is only one criterion for me to choose a spouse: you.
60. "What should I do if there is a fire? Huh? Where? " When I saw you, my heart began to burn. "
A collection of mud love stories that make people blush and beat.
There won't be any rustic love words, provocative skills and too many routines, but I can put a dress on you when you are cold, give you a hug when you are helpless, and cook you good food when you are hungry. Maybe that's all I can give you.
one
Blushing is true.
It's true that the heart beats faster.
It is true that there is light in the eyes.
My love is also true.
two
I want to live alone in your heart
No neighbors
three
I can play chess with your father, buy food for your mother and let you vent.
But there is a premise.
You must let me marry you.
four
Do you like water?
I like it.
Hmm?
You already like 72% of me.
five
You are so perfect because you have one shortcoming. What shortcomings?
Lack of me
six
I gradually lost my routine.
If you kick me out, it's all routine
seven
as the saying goes
Now say I love you.
It should be just right.
Then I love you.
You got it?
eight
I like you.
Like an earthquake.
Out of the frying pan into the fire.
nine
Your smile
Warm my every second.
ten
One mouth is your name.
When you close your eyes, you look like you.
eleven
I want to change my look recently.
What look?
We can not live without you
twelve
I don't want to keep you in the dark.
I just want to tuck you in.
thirteen
Do you know why I am so tall?
Why?
Because when you post it, you will hear my heartbeat.
fourteen
Don't stay up late.
The person you love is chatting with me.
fifteen
I lost sleep last night.
It means thinking about you all night.
sixteen
I want to move.
Move to where?
Move to your house.
seventeen
By your side
It's like being closest to heaven.
eighteen
Although my eyes are small.
After seeing you, you can't run away.
nineteen
Don't mess with me.
I want to be your girlfriend when I am angry.
twenty
Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? We all went too far.
How to go too far?
You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated.
twenty-one
Why am I so thick-skinned
I still can't help liking you.
If you are not careful, it will be exposed.
Twenty Two
You are too bad.
You poisoned me.
Please turn over a new leaf and come back to me.
twenty-three
Stay.
Or I'll go with you.
twenty-four
Who do you like?
Not you.
Will it kill you to lie to me?
I lied! You're not dead!
twenty-five
I didn't promise.
Just want to spend your money.
Sleep in your bed.
Be your wife
twenty-six
Let's talk.
Talk about feelings. I have the final say
twenty-seven
I don't expect forever.
I just wish you were by my side every day.
28
My tenderness, my sweetness
It is only visible to you.
Twenty-nine
Did an earthquake just happen?
no
Then why does my heart tremble when I see you?
thirty
Don't mess with me.
Want to be your girlfriend/boyfriend when you are angry.
Thirty-one
I think it's your responsibility.
Do what the old cow does on the ground.
Thirty two
I never listen to love words.
But for me.
Everything you say is a love story.
thirty-three
You are so 2, then I am 4.
Besides you, I am still you.
Thirty four
Are you home yet?
No, without you, no place is home.
Thirty-five
There are two kinds of people in the world who are the most charming.
One is like me, and the other is like me.
Thirty-six years old
You smile gently.
It's like taking an aphrodisiac.
Thirty seven
Thank you for those magical opportunities.
It seems that I am in love with you.
Thirty eight
I know three people who like you.
Who is it?
Me, me, me.
39 years old
My tenderness and sweetness
It is only visible to you.
forty
I hope there is wind by the window.
There is someone by the pillow.
I have you in my eyes.
Forty-one
Suppose you go to a place without doors and windows.
Don't worry, you are in my heart.
Forty two.
You won't cook for me.
How can I be spoiled with you?
Forty three
I hate you.
Why?
I hate it when you ignore me.
I hate it when you don't tell me what's bothering you.
44,
I intend to love you for a long time.
Have no idea of giving up.
Forty-five
I know it's not good to stay up late
But I am short of your sleeping pills.
Forty-six
Do you know why I like pigs?
Because I love you.
Forty seven
Shall we go for a drink?
What kind of wine to drink?
Our wedding banquet
Forty-eight
I really want to sleep.
I miss you too.
If I can sleep with you, I will kill two birds with one stone.
Forty nine
Hello, is anyone there?
Someone.
Sorry, after that, I silently took back my hand pointing to your heart.
fifty
Speaking of the advantages of boyfriends
To sum up, it is five words.
You can choose a girlfriend
Fifty one years old
You must have hung up.
Otherwise, how can you get full marks in my heart?
Fifty two
Do you know why I am taller than you?
Because the sky is falling, I'll carry it for you.
Fifty three
Cheer up, you can't hang yourself from a tree!
You need two trees to support your weight.
fifty-four
You must come when I get married!
Why?
Because it would be awkward without a bride.
Fifty-five
wait and see
one day
I will be the father/mother of your son.
Fifty-six
I can't get through security every time.
They say I have a you in my heart.
Fifty seven
Love words can be stolen,
Routines can be learned,
But loving you must be serious.
fifty-eight
Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? We all went too far.
How to go too far?
You are so handsome, I am so fascinated.
Fifty-nine
You have something on your face.
What's there?
A little handsome
sixty
What's wrong with that?
What happened?
Miss you as soon as we are apart?
The earthy love story makes people blush: you are my expectation and contradictory dream. I want to drink, but I'm afraid of getting drunk.
1, the person you like may not be with you, only the person who loves you will accompany you for a lifetime.
I can't say why I love you, but I know you are the reason why I don't love others.
3. I miss the seeds of love like you, the flowing water like you, the daily necessities like you, and I miss you all my life like a bald head!
I always want to give you the best in the world, only to find that the best in the world is you.
5, love, everyone will have their own definition, when you meet a person with peace of mind, you will understand that you don't have to say anything, you are the best promise.
6. If you like a pair of shoes, wear them in Wanshui, Qian Shan. If you love someone, you can drink with him without saying a word.
7, the world is so big, I met you, and you met me, which is really good. I love you not for a moment, but because I know it is not easy to meet you, and it will be a pity to miss it.
For love, love at first sight is the most romantic, but for marriage, being together for a long time is the most touching.
9. Being single-minded is not just liking one person all your life, but being single-minded when you like one person.
10, the person who really loves you may not say much about loving you, but will do a lot of things that love you.
1 1, long life, just like it, not necessarily the most comfortable, I like it, I am not very good, you don't resent it.
12, you are my expectation and contradictory dream. I want to catch the wind that I can't embrace, and I want to drink the wine that I am afraid of getting drunk.
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