The funny lines of the comic dialogue script of "Looking for Honey for My Husband"

In today's society, lines are used in many places, which can depict the characters' personalities, express their feelings and strengthen the expressive force of the plot. So what are the classic lines you know? The following are the lines from the comic dialogue script of Looking for Honey for My Husband, which I compiled. Welcome to read and collect.

I'm especially happy that B can participate in this contest.

A (Tianjin accent, the same below) Oh, if it isn't Sister X!

b it's me.

it's been a long time.

b is too busy recently.

a you are much thinner than before!

how much thinner is my "tonnage"?

a you're welcome! It is much thinner.

b this is polite!

is there something wrong at home? Good? Hey, talk to me, talk to me!

b, what am I talking about? me!

did the couple quarrel?

b didn't!

a lost something?

b didn't!

a oh, you got SARS?

b did I hire you? Will you look forward to me?

a you are always in a hurry! I don't care about you!

if you say so, I care about you, too.

a, what is our family?

b your home (joking) mm-hmm! Your husband is looking for a secret outside!

a (face changing) thing? ! What do you say? Say it again!

what did b say? Your husband is looking for a secret outside!

A you (stamping your feet to cover your face)

B Oh, you don't like it either! Come on, come on, don't be so funny in the future! Really crying?

a (putting down his hand and smiling) hee hee hee

b (startled) what's wrong!

a who is crying? I am happy! If he really wants to find a little secret, I've burned high incense in my last life!

b huh? !

ah, really, er, where did you meet? What does that woman look like? Do you have a degree? Can you speak a foreign language? How tall is a

boss? Is it a good match to stand with our mouth? Talk to me, talk to me!

is this guy b out of his mind?

we don't want Japanese encephalitis!

b where do you want me to find it for you? Give you a stick and you will be' serious'. Isn't this a' joke'?

a (angry) am I kidding you? Are you kidding about this? No, it's not. Are you messing around? Hit me with a wok? Stimulate me?

make me sick?

ok, I'll pay attention next time.

next time? I have to punish you this time! ! Hey! Didn't you say we had a secret? Since this remark hit you in the mouth and said

, I'll ask you for the secret! You have three days to give our' errand boy' a first secretary! If you can find out

, it's just a matter of return. If you can't find out, I'll take you as a secret!

b (trying to persuade more than drinking several times) come on! ! I'm in a hurry with you if I talk nonsense again!

a who is talking nonsense? I'm serious with you here.

b serious? Really want to find a little secret for your husband?

A is still fake. Wow, boy, I've been wandering around for two days and I can't touch it. I'm so anxious that my gums are swollen!

b it's all new to me! Why don't I ask you something? How many years have you been married to your lover?

a, I just took a silver wedding photo yesterday!

b oh, twenty-five years. How's the relationship?

a nonsense! Bad feelings. Can I find the secret for him myself?

b is sick! The nerves are not normal.

a am I abnormal? I'm good? You know what? Ever since our mouth was promoted to the official bureau level, talking about that gossip all day can kill people!

what did b say about you?

it doesn't matter what it says about me. I'm usually careless, so I don't take things to heart. But what we said

did they piss them off?

b oh, have a problem with your lover?

If Party A has a complaint, please mention it clearly. I passed by the garden of our community the other day, and I heard them making trouble behind their backs. I wonder if Wang Pangzi in our bureau can be white.

b what did he say?

a (learning) "ouch! You said that this thing is really awkward now, and it takes a long head to be the leader! "

b how do you talk?

A "Let's talk about our waste bureau"

B Who is this waste bureau?

Isn't A called the Bureau according to his surname now? Our family name is Fei, and those people always call him the waste bureau behind his back.

b what's your name?

a "let's talk about our waste bureau! What is his ability! Is he the material for being a director? "

why isn't family b material?

A: "Don't say anything else, I haven't seen him carry a small secretary in all these days!"

b what's the reason!

a "I finally saw him with a woman on his arm that day!" "

b is that to go to work with the secretary?

a "no, help the old lady cross the road."

ahem! This shows that people have a decent style.