Now grapefruit tastes bad, how to reply to girls humorously?

1, it is said that you can't buy a big bed when you get married, and you will quarrel in the future. If the bed is too big, sleep separately, and if the bed is small, you can coax your daughter-in-law. But I never imagined that I couldn't even get into bed after the quarrel!

2, eating grapefruit likes the bursting fullness, and it can stimulate appetite. A whole piece is completely broken and stuffed into the whole mouth.

3. I like grapefruit so much! Gone are the days of sitting here doing nothing and eating a grapefruit while watching videos.

My wife hates eating grapefruit very much. If it weren't for the fire, I might never eat grapefruit.

I like eating grapefruit very much, and now I can recall the unprecedented happiness when I first ate grapefruit.

6. Ugly children must run hard, because if they run fast, others can't see Zhang Chou's face clearly.

I swear, I won't stay up late today. If I stay up late again, I will swear again.

8. I think I may not like eating grapefruit, but I like peeling grapefruit.

9. An ordinary expert peeling grapefruit. I really like eating grapefruit.

10, is there one like me? I like to peel grapefruit first and then eat it together.

1 1. It's very kind of you to start eating grapefruit without eating beef. I can't stand you anymore.

12. If couples help their children with their homework, it will seriously affect family harmony. 95% couples will think that their children's intelligence is not as good as their own, and 100% couples will think that this is caused by each other's genes!

13. Actually, I don't like grapefruit, but I don't want to peel it myself. I also want a boyfriend who peels grapefruit for me.

14, the ex-girlfriend got married, and after three rounds of drinking, she stood up and shouted "A toast to the bride's ex-boyfriend!" As soon as the voice fell, half of them stood up and did it, and the groom was green with anger.

15, just hit my head and lost my memory. Excuse me, who is my boyfriend? I'm too beautiful to be single.

16, I was stumped by a math problem and told it to the sky. After all, people are not as good as heaven.

17 In fact, I don't want to be a man in my next life. I want to make a grapefruit with red hearts, which is delicious and difficult to peel. People who know me should like me very much.

18, I admire giraffe most, its neck is so long, if you drink iced drinks, it can be cool for a long time.

19, this season is quite suitable for eating grapefruit, sour and sweet.

20. A person who likes grapefruit very much now eats grapefruit like poison every time.

2 1, I don't like grapefruit, simply because it is too difficult to peel.

22. I won't say anything beautiful, but I said beautiful.

23. After eating instant noodles and grapefruit, my stomach has not fully recovered for almost a week.

24. I really like eating grapefruit, especially when I put a big piece in my mouth. Not because I like the taste of grapefruit, but because this fruit is really easy to decompress when chewed and can't stop at all.

It's been a year since we ate grapefruit last time. Last time it was two people, this time it was one person who separated the two places.

26. I fell asleep on 10 last night, woke up after 3 o'clock, and then basically didn't sleep, so I got up to eat grapefruit.

27. I bought a big grapefruit, and I knew I would definitely eat my teeth! I really like eating grapefruit.