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What mantras does your teacher have?
Although everyone's experience is different, there are basically the same types. The editor will take stock of several types:
1. You are the stupidest class: no matter which one you are. Teacher, whenever there is a situation in teaching that students cannot learn, this sentence must be the first sentence. Every time we are the stupidest students in the class, hahahaha, every time I am in the class, we are the stupidest, Every time is the worst, from childhood to adulthood, it turns out that I didn't know, in fact, everyone is the worst, there is no worst, only worse.
2. Really: Every time the teacher finishes a sentence, the next sentence is: "Really?" You see, after a class, I didn't hear a few other words. The sentence is a very classic one. It always says "right" and "right". Some of our classmates joked, "How can we be a math teacher? This is obviously a "right" teacher. Why didn't that classmate think that at that time? Why is it so humorous? It’s interesting to think about it.
3. This is a question for free points: The teacher’s meaning is very clear, this is a question for free points, but some students are so stupid that they answered it wrong, which makes the teacher feel so embarrassed. , now that we have reached the point of giving away points, then they are given for free. You can’t take any of the free points. It shows how helpless you are and just take medicine. How could the teacher express his meaning so clearly? At that time, it was still I don’t think this is a free score, it’s obviously very difficult, okay?
4. I will finish the get out of class after I say a few more words: This is the saying of many procrastinating teachers. Teacher, you have to finish the get out of class. You have been talking for 5 minutes. As soon as the get out of class is over, it will be 10 minutes. There is really no rest for a moment, just look forward to it, look forward to it, the more you look forward to it, the less class will end. When there are still 2 minutes to go, class ends. When the teacher just leaves, the teacher of the next class comes in, you say you What to do, I really can’t hold it in and go to the toilet, what else can I do besides that...
5. Swearing: Let’s make a long story short about swearing. A teacher doesn’t pay attention. Your own quality is really not what it should be. Even if the students are naughty, you can't use the students' naughtiness to make you so unqualified. Swearing and swearing are not the qualities that a teacher should have. Today's teachers should rarely use swear words. Well, I really don’t know how the previous teachers were recruited!
The editor has come across a lot of weird teacher sayings, but I won’t go into them one by one here. But no matter what, whether our teachers are good or not, we have to learn from them. Maybe sometimes the teacher It's also unconscious, so just talk about it and don't put pressure on the teacher.
No matter what, the teacher still hopes that we study hard. There will always be times in the future. Otherwise, if we have children in the future, we will not be able to solve the questions. At that time, the real problems will be solved. What about the embarrassment?
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