Humorous sentences with high emotional intelligence.

First, your mother gave you this face to prevent puppy love.

Second, the brain is a commodity. I hope you don't regard it as an ornament.

Third, people lose weight, waist and ass, why must we start with brain cells?

Fourth, even if my shortcomings are full, I don't need your pointing fingers.

If growling can solve the problem, donkeys will rule the world. Please control your emotions and speak softly!

6. How bad does your car have to be to prepare so many spare tires?

Seven, others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny.

Thank you for always thinking of me when no one is with you, but I don't lack you.

Nine, your parents treat you like a princess for more than ten years, not to make you compromise in front of men.

The more polite I am to you, the less I want to have anything to do with you.

Eleven, occasionally live a little hard, soft as mud, what's the point!

I like clean people, but I don't like stupid people. There are two concepts: having a heart and having a brain.