Send a very funny sentence about funny circle of friends (65 sentences)

1, a real warrior, dares to face his own face.

No one dares to step on my head since I turned into shit.

When I say casually, I mean that employers and employees are too lazy to think about it and can't think of a good one. Although it's up to you, you must come up with something that will satisfy me.

The most embarrassing thing in the world is that you have something stuck between your teeth, and your tongue knows where it is, but your hand doesn't know where it is!

If I don't do well enough, please tell me not to get sick. I won't change it anyway.

The world is noisy, and I'm not good at communication, so I just want to live in your heart and listen to your heartbeat.

7. You have two choices: one is to roll at once, and the other is to roll at once. Of course, you can also choose to get out immediately.

8. Some things can be said once or twice without postscript. I am a cold person standing in the refrigerator.

9. When you hate people around you, the best way to express your disgust is not to quarrel with them, but to work hard and leave them when you have the chance. In that way, they will disappear from your life forever, just like death.

10, life is like a news broadcast, and you can't escape from changing channels.

1 1, I have no future, I just want to sleep in your bed.

12, wealth can't be lewd, poverty can't be moved, and power can't be bent.

13, I can't eat any more. How can I live up to my full personality? How can I live up to my whole life if I don't get fatter and fatter?

14. When will you invite me to dinner? I'll go out and buy you a packet of crispy noodles later.

15, dead vines and old trees faint, fish and shrimp for dinner, air-conditioned WiFi watermelon, sunset, are you ugly? Nothing! I am blind!

16. Use perfume if you have money, and toilet water if you have no money.

17, grades, you * * *, always provoke the relationship between me and my parents.

18, have fun when you should play, and sleep well when you should study. Are you the same?

19, it is said that silence is golden. I have been silent for so long, why haven't I seen the gold yet?

20. It doesn't matter what others think of you. The only important thing is that you like yourself very much.

2 1, the whole youth is used to review youth, and the whole life is used to doubt life.

22. If you don't marry me again this year, I'm afraid of getting married next year.

23. It's really hard to find the same kind, but there are many similarities.

24. When you feel that you have nothing and nothing cute. Look in the mirror, honey, you still have meat!

25. Are you tired? I really admire your perseverance. I can't get rid of such a heavy burden all day. But always go forward, no wonder people always sing that snails drag their heavy shells up step by step.

26. The tortoise can beat the rabbit, but in fact it just goes its own way.

27. It's time to get up with perseverance and take a bath with courage.

28. If you were drunk today, you wouldn't walk backwards.

29, teacher, I seem to be allergic to paper, and I feel uncomfortable every time I do my homework.

30. It's windy today. I wanted to go home, but I was blown to the tea shop.

3 1, mom said: even if you are jealous, pretend to play soy sauce, and don't let others look down on you.

32. Time is a great thing, which can make fate erratic.

33. No matter how beautiful your face is, it will grow old one day. I don't think I can afford this loss, so I have never looked good.

34. Knowledge is like underwear, which is invisible but important.

If you are not afraid of trouble, please stay with me.

36. We are all farsighted, which blurs our recent happiness.

God, I will never call you grandpa again. You don't love my granddaughter at all

38. I'm not very talkative. If you offend me, come and hit me.

39. Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. Seeing you, I feel more entangled than going to the grave.

40. Growing up means going to work as usual the next day, even if you are heartbroken.

4 1, treat her well if you love her, or get out!

42. I'm afraid of being hurt. I wrapped myself up.

You smell like her perfume. As soon as you smell it, you will know that it is not as expensive as mine.

There is nothing to give teachers on Teachers' Day, so we should give back what we have learned.

45. If I am not mistaken, everyone who sees this circle of friends is squinting!

46. Life and death are too proud, and love for money is not obvious.

47. After the holiday, my daily state is quite regular. In the morning, I looked like I didn't wake up. In the afternoon, I looked like I couldn't wake up. At night, I feel like I've beaten chicken blood.

48. If someone chases you, I will trip him.

If you miss me, just give me a call and send a message. Don't hide it. Actually, I was thinking about you, too.

50. When I was a child, I saw many couples carving words on trees, and I thought, why do these people have to take knives on dates?

5 1, don't wear such a thick foundation when you go out, you can't see what you look like.

52. I don't know where I got my confidence. Doing nothing all day, but I always feel that I will make a lot of money, and this feeling is stronger every time.

53. Compromise is not annoying you, and weakness is not really afraid of you. I really don't want to lose you.

As long as you take the initiative, we have a story. If you want to be bold, we not only have reasons. Things, maybe children.

55. There is a longing for autumn water, and there is a cold feeling that I forgot to wear long pants.

56. Dead vine, old tree, faint crow, air conditioner, wifi watermelon, Ge You sofa, I put it aside at sunset.

57. What are the skills of sleeping? Don't wake up if you can.

58. Without the temperament of a goddess, I can only make a joke quietly.

59. I hate this world of looking at faces, so I don't know who really loves me.

60. When the seasons change, girls will have three thoughts: they think that the clothes they bought last year are particularly ugly, and they think that there is always a dress missing in the closet. I really don't know how I got here last year!

6 1, the person I love is not my lover, and every inch of his heart belongs to others.

You should find someone who can make you laugh, not me who makes you cry.

63, acne, more than 700 million a year, acne can circle the earth twice.

64. There are four things in life: helping mud, carving rotten wood, turning salted fish and scalding dead pigs.

65. Be sure to remember those who chat with you late into the night. It is because of them that you stay up late, resulting in heavy dark circles and poor skin.