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Real cases of pursuing girls

From striking up a conversation to giving gifts to confirming the relationship, these are the basic steps to pursue a girl. Next, let’s take a look at the following successful case of chasing girls! Chasing girls also requires paying attention to skills and methods.

Real cases of successful pursuit of girls

"Hello, I am a student of ****** in **College of our school. My name is **. I would like to get to know you. Do you have time?"

"Sorry, I'm very busy recently, let's try another day."

Anyone with a discerning eye can tell right away that I have been turned away. This road is dead, so we have to find another way. I took a sip of the freshly brewed strong tea, cough, cough, and accidentally burned it. Suddenly, an idea flew into my mind - Ali can help me!

At noon, I invited Ali to have another meal and begged: "You can help me again?" Help me once and put it quietly under Lan's pillow. If she doesn't accept it when the time comes, please help me persuade her. Thanks, I can entrust all my life's affairs to you." I'll give the eye drops. Li, Li readily agreed.

Time flies, and at 11:00 p.m., the school shuts down the power and lights. This is when I received a text message from Li: "It's done, you can take care of yourself!" Without saying anything, I picked up my phone and sent a message to Lan. : "Hello, if you have time, look under your pillow. I have a gift..." After about a few seconds, my phone beeped wildly, and it was Lan calling. I didn't answer because I realized it might not be a good thing, so I just replied: "Good night, sweet dreams." At 12:00 midnight, Li sent a text message saying: "I helped you persuade her, but she accepted it.".... Phew, I let out a long sigh. Although I stumbled a lot, I finally completed the first step. I will do the second step tomorrow...

The next day, I started chatting with her through text messages without restraint, literally every word. Consider carefully, step by step carefully, as if walking on thin ice, for fear of saying something wrong. But I know from many years of experience that there is still a long way to go to catch her. At that time, I also thought that Mobile would really make money. As long as you are Chinese and fall in love in China, Mobile will definitely make a fortune.

After four or five days, I wanted to ask her out and continue to contact her through text messages:

"Are you free today? Let's go to the zoo. The Jingzhe is here and the animals are all out. , there should be a good view."

"It's too cold, let's go another day."

"Then go to the mall, it's not cold." I thought girls like to go shopping.

"I don't have the habit of going to shopping malls, I'm sorry."

"Let's watch a movie today. "Lord of the Rings 3" is shown in the school auditorium today. It's very exciting!"

"I haven't watched Lord of the Rings 1 or 2. How can I watch Lord of the Rings 3?"

I fainted at that time. I really can't push too hard. Sometimes I need to relax, "Then , Then, forget it, I’ll make an appointment with you later.”

Another day passed, and the next night, I sent Lan a text message: “Can you come out now? I have something to ask you!” I thought to myself, she will definitely come out this time. After all, she has accepted my gift and rejected me so many times. If she is affectionate and a good girl, she should come out to see me. It's heartless and unjust, so don't pursue it. Having said that, I would like to mention a few words. Sometimes, making the other party feel that they owe you something requires skill and cannot be solved by recklessness.

As expected, she agreed. How can you let this opportunity go easily? As the saying goes, opportunities are for those who are prepared. I immediately went to the supermarket and picked out 6 big apples. We made an appointment to meet at the Santang intersection. Because she didn’t know me before, I walked over and said, "You are Alan, I am Ming, this is "Take my apples."

"I have more apples. I can't finish them. You should leave them to your brothers, but thank you."

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"How can this work? If I don't give it to you, they will rot and I can't eat them. If it doesn't work, I won't believe it if you give it to your classmates. They all have apples. , you must accept it!" After saying that, I forced it into Lan's arms, turned around and left, without looking back, and walked quickly back to the dormitory.

Later, Lan recalled that night and said to me: "You really gave people a very mature feeling at the time, which was different from you in the text messages." So here is another piece of my experience, chasing girls , never rely on just making phone calls, chatting on QQ, or sending text messages.

Face-to-face communication is essential. Even if you don’t talk much, you can give the other person a perceptual understanding. If you grasp it well, you will get closer and closer to success. I have rarely heard that you can chase a girl just by texting, QQ, or making phone calls. We must meet, I repeat.

The first time they met, the second time they got acquainted, and finally it was time to make an appointment with each other for self-study. This time is the perfect time. During this period, you have to show off your eighteen martial arts skills to impress her. Under the influence of my family, I have been practicing calligraphy since I was a child, and I have been pursuing Wang Xizhi. I know that writing must be graceful and rhythmic, so I have to write well. Beautiful calligraphy is my specialty. He immediately recited a piece of "Jiang Cheng Zi" by Su Shi, whom he was already familiar with, and gave it to her. She was surprised after reading it. So I will continue to add two sentences here. There are three skills that you should master to greatly improve a girl's favorability of you, help you, and avoid detours. First, it is not difficult to write well. As long as you persist, 10 minutes a day for 3 months, there will be obvious changes. There is a good book called Hard Pen Calligraphy in 90 Days (I can’t remember). By the way, it will promote our country. Tradition is also very useful when looking for a job, so don’t underestimate it. Secondly, if I can play the guitar, I can play two songs, "Romance of Love" and "Greensleeves." It took me one and a half months to learn it. It is not difficult and very useful. At least it will let those little girls know that you have a romantic temperament. Third, be able to sing, master the rhythm, and not be out of tune.

It took about two weeks for Lan to develop a crush on me. But there is still an obstacle in front of me - her boyfriend! For this reason, she always keeps a distance from me. Once she and her boyfriend had another fight. I asked her to study on my own, but she refused, saying she had a stomachache and was resting in the dormitory. As it happened, I found her in the library. It turned out that she lied to me. To be honest, I was really angry at the time, but it was another opportunity to show my feelings for her. It started to rain outside, so I immediately ran to the pharmacy outside the school and bought an imported stomach medicine for 50 yuan. When I returned to the library, I was soaked to the skin, my clothes were dripping to the ground, and my glasses were covered with water. There was a layer of mist and it was very embarrassing. I slapped the box of medicine in front of her, and while wiping the rain on my head and face, I said: "This medicine takes one pill a day. It may have some side effects and make you sleepy, but you have to keep taking it." After that, I turned and left. Later, when we were about to break up because of different goals in life, she gave me her diary. The content of this paragraph is as follows:

"...I was suddenly shocked. There was no umbrella. With the rain all over my body and a box of medicine in my hand, at that moment, apart from being moved, I felt that I was still happy. In the past few days, too many things have happened, and the changes have been huge. I seem to have never adapted to my role, and I often can't get out of it. Knowing my place, I survived like this in a daze. Maybe now, I want to cherish the person in front of me..."

That's it, I took another step closer to Lan, and once I wanted to pull her. She still subconsciously broke away her hand, and still resisted my request. Even though her relationship with her boyfriend is now on the verge of collapse, I know she still misses him. I can't wait any longer, I'm going to launch a general attack. One night during self-study, I brought it up: "I'll give you half an hour to think about whether you should continue to live with your boyfriend who quarrels with you all the time, or hold my hand and leave him. If you don't reply to me for half an hour, I will immediately Leave, and I will never bother you again." Time passed by, and half an hour later, she was still silent. Without saying a word, I immediately packed my schoolbag and was about to leave. Suddenly she grabbed my arm, with tears in her eyes, and said, "Okay, I, I'll go with you..."

In this way, I caught up with Lan, and it was a journey of twists and turns. , why I spend so much space telling this story is because it is very representative, very realistic and very typical. Netizens think about it, a girl who already has a boyfriend still has a chance to be conquered, not to mention those "flowers without roots". Friends, every story may have a beautiful ending. The key lies in the connotation. Comprehensive quality, not relying on a "creamy" face!

Next I will continue to tell a story about my success in pursuing a girl from the acting department of Beijing Film Academy. Of course, I still need a little luck in it.

Next, I will continue to tell a story about my success in pursuing a girl from the acting department of Beijing Film Academy. Of course, I still need a little luck in it.

Real cases of successful pursuit of girls

As I write this, some netizens may question whether you can catch up with Beijing Film Studio. You can really brag. In fact, I don’t blame you, even my classmates didn’t believe it at first. However, I just want to say one thing, the girls at Beijing Film Academy are also human beings, and they also have emotions and emotional weaknesses. The key is to be fully prepared. You have to ask who she is specifically, because to protect her privacy, I can't tell you, but I'll give you a clue. She filmed an advertisement for Green Arrow chewing gum, and it seemed to start with the melody of "Jasmine". She is indeed beautiful, with shawl hair, an oval face, delicate facial features, and is about 168cm slender.

Why is there an element of luck here? Because I have a sister who is a die-hard party girl studying in the directing department of Beijing Film Academy, so I was lucky enough to meet the beauties of Beijing Film Academy. One day my best friend Xin said to me, "Looking at how lonely you are these days, let me introduce you to a beautiful woman."

I said, "I'm not interested." After all, I have suffered a lot emotionally. I am tired of talking about love, and I have exams in a few days, so I continue to devour my Yass Cambridge books.

She said: "This is not an ordinary beauty, she is from Beijing Film Academy."

"Who are you fooling? I am not a three-year-old child. Whatever you say, I will let you She was deceived. Someone from Beijing Film Academy will come to our school, who is she looking for?!"

"She is my sister's classmate, from the acting department. Let's take a gamble. If she is, please invite her. I'll have enough food for a month, how about that? I'm so kind as to be a donkey's liver and lungs." Xin seemed to be getting angrier as she spoke.

Seeing Xin like this, I said: "Okay, I believe you, but I would like to see this legendary beauty who relies on her high self-esteem. I will not treat her like some boys do." Be respectful and be neither humble nor arrogant."

"Tch..." Xin glanced at me.

Although I said so, I really didn’t think so in my heart. Girls from Beijing Film Academy... Later, I shamelessly found Xin and told her, I thought about it yesterday, you see. , I am indeed quite pitiful now, as you know, I am..."

"Okay, then I will ask them to come at a certain time next week, you have to hold on. This is an opportunity, so let’s book a table at the No. 1 restaurant and let’s eat there, okay. "

"Okay, okay, I listen to you. By the way, does this beauty have any hobbies? I'm ready to prepare knowledge in this area. "

"Let me ask for you. "

Later, I received a text message from Xin: "This girl is from Hunan, specializing in painting and dancing. ”

At that time, I immediately prepared for these two aspects of knowledge. It was almost like a big exam was coming. My buddies in the dormitory asked me, what are you doing, memorizing these useless materials, and I said "I should blame you" : “There is an exam for the elective course. "

"Why haven't I heard that you have signed up for an elective course in dancing and painting?"

"Oh, why are you asking so many questions? Don't pay attention to me, you are busy!" After saying that, he continued to repeat, "Impressionist paintings were the first to use natural scenery as their subject matter..."

So when chasing girls, you must prepare for an exam, make plans, and not be vague. After all, this is It is a complex thinking and emotional activity. In addition to these, you also need to prepare some content of your own. Some friends will ask, what is there to talk about? In fact, there is a lot to talk about. Do you have any content in your stomach, and these require daily accumulation? Of course, if you tell her how much you admire Heaten, Spawn in CS, or Moon in Warcraft, and the Alliance and Horde in World of Warcraft, there is nothing wrong with that. It may have some effect, but it doesn't mean much. I don't need to explain why. Of course, it's not about talking to her about cosmetics, jewelry, or soap operas. That also makes you look unmanly, so in front of girls, you should actually do it. Be a little more neutral, don't be overly violent, and don't look tasteless. If you look at the male protagonists in Korean TV dramas that make girls scream, none of them are too masculine. The trend of machismo has passed. < /p>

Tell us about your future ideals.

This reflects your aspirational mentality. Don't say that men chase women, even if women chase men, it also depends on whether the other person is strong and motivated. Except for some decadent girls, no girl likes decadent, lifeless boys. “Sunshine” seems to be a staple of Love World. Of course, this also requires preparation. It is not like a primary school student saying, my ideal is to be an astronaut or an angel in white... I guess that girl will say in her heart, well, there is another big talker in this world. You want her to feel that your future plan is feasible with your efforts. You can say that in the first year, I... As a result of completing the first year's plan, in the second year, I need... Of course , maybe more flexible and less rigid. This is just an example. You can use many rhetorical techniques to enrich your ideals. Of course, they must be detailed and make people feel feasible, not just talk on paper.

You can also tell me any advantages you have, and you can also ask your friends to praise you in front of beautiful women, or even lie to you (of course, I still don’t advocate lying). For example Say a few words that reflect your good family background, such as a cadre family or a high-level intellectual family. For example, my father is a professor of philosophy at the National People’s University. Under his influence, I fell in love with Hegel’s logic. Of course, I still don’t want to offend the farmers and worker brothers here. But after all, many people in this society are too realistic and have no choice.

Later, due to my excellent conversation at the dinner table and my fierce attack in the later period, we finally held hands. Due to time reasons, I will not explain in detail how to operate. I guess most netizens are tired of watching it.

But since she is an actress after all, I couldn't stand her filming romantic scenes with other handsome guys. Our relationship lasted for a month and then we broke up.