A drama about outpatient nurses

Many TV series "The Story of the Health Corps" directed by Shang Jing can be changed into sketches, which are easy to change. They are all one-act dramas.

Still this sitcom, well, the following is just a reference.

A clinic in the hospital is hung with signs of all disease clinics. In the door, an old doctor (Zhao Benshan) is seeing a doctor, and an old nurse (Song Dandan) is shouting with a mask. Outside, a patient (Fan Wei) is waiting to be called. Just then, Cui Yongyuan, the host of CCTV's "Tell the truth" program, came outside the clinic. He saw the sign that the clinic was closed.

Cui Yongyuan Universal Clinic ... Here it is. He is a doctor who can cure all kinds of diseases, otherwise he wouldn't dare to hang such a brand.

Patient doctor, please listen to me carefully. What's going on here? It always gets stuck.

There is no need to listen to what doctors (and patients) listen to. You go for an X-ray and CT scan. I'll show it to you when I get back.

Patient ... How much is the fluoroscopy?

Doctor, 250. CT 888。

Patient (standing up and sitting down in shock)?

Why did the doctor sit down again? Let's go

Patient (stands up) Ah ... Ah, that's expensive.

Nurse (what do you want to say to the patient, see him leave and turn to the doctor) He is not ill. Why do you want him to have a fluoroscopy?

How can a doctor buy a laptop for his grandson if he doesn't see through it? How can I earn money to buy a mobile phone for my second grandson without CT? (Shouting) Next!

Nurse (shouting) Come in on the 3rd!

[The patient enters the room outside the door. Cui Yongyuan poked his head out of the consulting room.

The nurse sat down (looking at the patient).

The patient sat down.

Doctor, what's the matter with you? What's the matter?

The patient has a toothache.

Doctor, toothache is not a disease, but it hurts badly. Open your mouth and let me see ... nothing! Nice mouth!

How does the patient hurt?

Doctor, a good mouth doesn't mean you're not sick. Two molars were bitten by insects!

Patient? Is it serious?

The doctor is not serious. What are you doing here?

Patient? That's right. Doctor, what are you doing?

There seems to be a hole on both sides of the doctor ...

Patient hole? How big is this hole?

The doctor is quite big, ah, I can't see clearly. You go for fluoroscopy first, and then do CT.

Nurse, he has a toothache. Just prescribe some medicine!

Patient: Yes, I'll prescribe some painkillers for you.

Doctors (and nurses) what do you know! Can you see where the bug is without perspective? Can you find out other diseases on him without CT? I suspect that he has other diseases. Say it (to the patient)! Come back! You'd better have a B-ultrasound.

Patient?

Nurse, you let people do B-ultrasound, and they are not pregnant!

The patient is. I am a man. There is a mistake.

What's wrong with the doctor! You can see clearly by B-ultrasound. Even the male and female can see it. I mean the bug on your teeth!

[The patient leaves in doubt. Cui Yongyuan came into the room.

Nurse (to the doctor) I said relax!

What is the doctor doing? Shout!

Nurse (turns around and shouts) Next! (Seeing Cui Yongyuan already standing at the door) What are you doing here? Why do you look so familiar? Old man, he looks like Cui Yongyuan!

Doctors are nothing!

Cui Yongyuan, if it isn't uncle! I'm Cui Yongyuan!

Doctors and nurses? Are you really trav?

[The nurse takes off her mask.

Aunt Cui Yongyuan, what are you doing here?

Nurse, I am your uncle's assistant! Sit down!

Cui Yongyuan (sits down and asks) Aunt and uncle, how did you become doctors?

You don't know about the doctor? It's been over a month!

Nurse, I asked you to tell Trav, but you wouldn't let me.

Cui Yongyuan, why? I didn't offend uncle!

Mammy, he said, I'll tell you when I'm done. So I can surprise you!

Cui Yongyuan, don't surprise me. Uncle, this doctor has been working for more than a month.

Doctor, 50 days, to be exact.

Cui Yongyuan (looking at the clinic) This has changed a lot. I remember the last time I interviewed you was six years ago, and that was in-

The nurse is in CCTV, and you invited us. It's been more than six years. I miss you so much!

Cui Yongyuan, I miss you, too. I don't understand how you became a doctor. Look at aunt, like a nurse.

Nurse, you have a good eye.

The doctor (told the nurse) went to turn over the sign and said that he would not make house calls today. I want to make out with trav. Just chatting.

Cui Yongyuan gave me a fright.

[The nurse went out to look at the sign of all diseases clinic and came back.

Cui Yongyuan: I saw a sign on the door that said "All Diseases Clinic". Uncle, you can always cure all diseases. Why didn't you tell me last time?

Nurse, he can't cure all diseases He is bluffing!

Doctor, what are you talking about? Nonsense in front of trav! I can't cure it. Can somebody else's health center hire me? Can you let me put up the sign of universal clinic? I'm not bragging. This multifunctional clinic is the only one in China. Who dares to hang up?

Nobody dares to hang up in Cui Yongyuan.

Doctor, this is the result of the reform!

Cui Yongyuan is still the fruit of reform. This hospital was reformed in this way. Uncle and aunt, I want to ask, how did you become doctors and nurses in the hospital?

Doctor (nurse), you let him talk!

Nurses are engaged in the reform of health centers and open tenders.

Cui Yongyuan, it's for doctors and nurses.

Nurses are contracted clinics of various departments in hospitals. The news reached us and I came as soon as I got together with your uncle.

Cui Yongyuan recruits doctors and nurses. Why did you get hired?

Doctors are good doctors. Who will come to the township health center? The rest are 255 doctors. Just don't tie the living to death. That's why we need to recruit openly.

Cui Yongyuan: So you're hired? I still don't understand. Why do you have to be a doctor and a nurse after graduation? Do you have a certificate?

Doctor's certificate? What certificate?

Cui Yongyuan is a certificate, a certificate or something that allows him to practice medicine.

Doctor, I have proof.

Nurse, he does have a certificate.

Cui Yongyuan? Well, if you have a certificate, you can apply.

Nurse, his certificate is a veterinary certificate.

Cui Yongyuan? Is it a veterinary license?

It's good that a doctor has a veterinary license. In our place, undocumented people are still on duty.

Cui Yongyuan, they have a lot of nerve here. The competition must have been fierce at that time, uncles and aunts. How did you get hired?

I also went to the nurse recruitment. The fight.-Oh, my God! All red eyes! That man is coming! It's like taking Shenzhou 10 for nothing.

Aunt Cui Yongyuan, Shenzhou 10 hasn't been built yet.

The last interview for nurses, don't you want me to think about tomorrow? As soon as the Spring Festival Gala program was broadcast, we had a good imagination with such a knot in our heart. After the success of Shenzhou 5 and Shenzhou VI, it was circulated that our country would build a moon city on the moon, saying that Shenzhou VII would send rabbits to the moon first, Shenzhou VIII would send our astronauts to the moon, and Shenzhou IX would build a city on the moon. When God 10 arrived, he took people to Moon City to play.

Cui Yongyuan, they really dare to imagine. Aunt, tell me about the job fair at that time.

The doctor's situation is that the hospital has proposed to contract various departments. Like selling animals, the reserve price is 50 thousand.

Cui Yongyuan, I know this. Contracting a department will give the hospital 50 thousand.

Doctor, 50 thousand is the least. Like obstetrics and gynecology, surgery has to pay 654.38+ 10,000.

Why is Cui Yongyuan so different?

There are many doctors in obstetrics and gynecology and surgery. There are many children in rural areas and many people who come into contact with work, so the income of these two subjects is more. There are also many reserve prices.

Cui Yongyuan is like this. There is nothing wrong with charging more.

Doctor, so from the beginning, everyone has been working hard on these two subjects. Put forward a plan, talk about ideas, talk about ideas. I broke it at first sight. Look at this posture, it is simply rude to the furious! I'm afraid I can't compete with others unless I show my unique skills!