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Ask the English teacher to help translate, not the computer.

It's too long to translate.

First of all, are you kidding? !

Who wrote this article? Idiot, grammar confusion.

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Stranger: Hi!

Stranger: Hi!

You: rape you.

You: Rape you (embarrassed)

Stranger: No, dear. I want to be king of the world, and you will be my subject. Swear allegiance to me!

Stranger: No, dear. I want to be the king of the world. You are my thing. Swear allegiance to me!

You: If you are from China, wouldn't you be ashamed to come here?

You: I come from China, and you? (This sentence is very strange)

Stranger: Of course, as you said. But be sure to bring your legs.

Stranger: Of course, as you said. But you'd better run fast enough

You: What do you think?

You: What do you think?

Stranger: I think so. But when I can't think, I can because I see myself in you. Come on, my child, hug me.

Stranger: I think so. But I don't even have to think about it, that's all. Because I see my shadow in you. Come on, baby, give me a hug.

You: Sorry.

You: Excuse me.

You: When were you early?

You: You're early.

You: I know what you just said is not very much.

You: I know what you said is nothing.

Stranger: As an imperial eagle. Three lifeguards are urgently needed. Forget the rules. We're armed.

Stranger: I'm the Eagle King. Don't talk to me about rules. We like to solve them by force.

You: You are mentally ill.

You: You are mentally ill.

Stranger: No! Don't say that! I need rock and roll! Let's rock all night!

Stranger: No! Don't say that! I want to rock! Let's rock all night!

Where are you from?

You: Where are you from?

Stranger: I'm from Italy

Stranger: From Italy.

Stranger: Are you from the earth?

Stranger: Are you from the earth?

You: I'm from Uranus

You: I'm from Uranus

Stranger: I have never been to Uranus. Is this a good place to live?

Stranger: I have never been to Uranus. Did you have a good time in that place?

You: There are many beautiful women there.

You: There are many beautiful women there.

You: Actually, I want to make friends with you.

You: Actually, I want to make friends with you.

Stranger: A woman? I think you can only find Uranettes

Stranger: A woman? I think all you found were dinosaurs.

Stranger: Humans are everywhere ... Gizi. ...

Stranger: There are people everywhere. . . Let's go .

You: Don't sit there.

You: Don't introduce me.

Stranger: Why? Isn't it true?

Stranger: Why? Is it fake?

You: You didn't ask.

You: You haven't even asked.

Stranger: OK, OK, forget the past and move on. Why not?

You told me something with Uranus? I am curious.

Stranger: OK, OK, forget the past and move on. Why don't you tell me about Uranus? I am curious.

You: What is Uranus?

You: What about Uranus?

Stranger: The Language of Uranus

Stranger: Tell me the language of Uranus.

Stranger: Your mother tongue

Stranger: Your mother tongue.

You: OK.

You: All right.

You: Know whether you are a man or a woman.

You: I want to know that you are a man with a daughter.

You: You type slowly.

You: You are so slow in typing.

Stranger: I only have one finger. I tried my best, really.

Stranger: I only have one finger, really.

Stranger: You haven't said anything in Urana.

Stranger: You didn't even mention Uranus.

Stranger: Don't let me down.

Stranger: Don't let me down.

You: You are really joking.

You: Are you kidding?

Stranger: I'm a clown.

Stranger: I like joking.

Stranger: Be my ace of spades!

Stranger: Be my trump card in diamonds.

You: I come from Canada, not Australia.

You: I'm from Canada, not Uranus.

Stranger: Is your native language English or French?

Stranger: Is your native language English or French?

You: nian

You: nian

Stranger: 2 17 BC

Stranger: 2 17 BC

You: What's the matter?

You: What?

Stranger: The Second Punic War begins.

Stranger: The second battle of Carthage has begun.

Stranger: We Romans have a hard time.

Stranger: We are unlucky, and neither are the Romans.

Stranger: But we will kick ass!

Stranger: But we will resist.

You: You're starting to say strange things.

You: You're starting to say something stupid.

Stranger: I am not a queen, I am a king.

Stranger: I'm not a queen, I'm an emperor.

You: Well, you are a king.

You: Well, you are the emperor.

You: So what's the matter?

You: So what?