Stephen Chow Classic Cantonese Dialogue

Cantonese version:

Tang Priest: If you don't like it, quit! Wukong, you are really dragging! I told you, you are not good at fighting. You are not good at fighting. (Crash, Wukong's stick falls to the ground) Hey, before you finish, you are holding the stick again! Moonlight box is a treasure! If you mess around, you will pollute the environment. Alas, you will kiss the children again. Even children, parents, flowers and plants are not good.

Mandarin version:

Tang Priest: Hey hey! Don't be angry, everyone. Anger will offend you! Wukong, you are too naughty. I told you not to throw things around. Why did you ... you threw the stick away before I finished! Moonlight box is a treasure. If you throw it away, it will pollute the environment. What if you hit a child? Even if you can't hit children, it's wrong to hit those flowers and plants!

2.

Tang Priest: Do you love it? Wukong, you really want to talk about love! Did you make a sound? What do you expect me to do? Although you have the sincerity to take care of me, I am also very happy that you want to hit me. Let's go Do you really not love you? Are you really in love?

Wukong: I choose! (Wukong punches down the Tang Priest. )

Tang Priest: Do you want it? Wukong, how can I know what you want if you don't tell me? Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want. Do you really want it? Then you can take it! You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it? ……

Wukong: I am Kao!

3.

Cantonese version:

Wukong: You see, Tiaoyou made a long speech. It seems that there is a black fly flying around, hum ... sorry, it's not a black fly, it's a black fly sticking to your ear and flying all the way to your brain, help! (Wukong falls to the ground and rolls around in great pain. )

Wukong: So I caught a black fly, twisted it open, burst its belly, spit out its intestines, and then put the spit back on its neck and pulled it hard! Ladies and gentlemen, a line is coming out. I'll start over! Become a clean world. Your family knows I want to kill you.

Wukong: Did everyone see it? This guy talks about his mother-in-law all day. It seems that there is a fly. Hum … Sorry, it's not one. It's a bunch of flies around you. Hum … Hum … Fly to your ear. Help! (Wukong falls to the ground and rolls around in great pain. )

Wukong: So I caught the fly, crushed its stomach, pulled out its intestines, and then grabbed its neck with its intestines and pulled it hard, heh! The whole tongue is sticking out! I'll start over! The whole world is clean. Now everyone understands why I killed him!

4.

Supreme treasure: by the way, I fight cocks? I just concentrate a little and change my old way! Huh? I'm not sure about this particular speech. Do you want to sit in my seat? (One punch swung past and missed)

Supreme treasure: Who said I was cross-eyed? I just focused on one thing to change my previous view of things. Why? I can't make a rumor. Do you want to sit in my seat?

5.

Supreme treasure: You scared me again! My home is on the ground floor of No.4 10 1 in Wuyue. You're wrong, you hear me? Don't bother me anymore, no! Suddenly, the Supreme Treasure was awakened by a blind man, and the dream was over. The Supreme Treasure suddenly seemed to see himself become a monkey. )

Supreme treasure: Don't fool me. My home is atNo. B1 10 1 on the fourth side of Wuyue Mountain. No , you 're going the wrong way. Did you hear that? Please don't bother me again! Suddenly, the Supreme Treasure was awakened by a blind man, and the dream was over. )

6.

Bai Jingjing: Let you go? You give me a reason not to kill you!

Supreme treasure: I was thinking ... give me a reason to kill me first!

7.

Supreme treasure: What are you doing?

Suddenly, Xia Zi pulls out his sword and touches the sovereign treasure's throat. )

Voice-over: At that time, the sword was only 0.0 1 cm from my throat, but after a quarter of the fragrance, the hostess of the sword fell in love with me completely, because I decided to tell a big lie. Although I have talked a lot in my life, I think it is the most perfect one!

Suddenly, Xia Zi pulls out his sword and touches the sovereign treasure's throat. Voice-over: At that time, the sword was only 0.0 1 cm from my throat, but after a quarter of fragrance, the hostess of that sword would fall in love with me completely because I decided to tell a lie. Although I have lied countless times in my life, I think this time is the most perfect …

8.

Supreme treasure: You should do it! I should die too! Once there was a true love in front of me, and I cherished it. When it comes to babbling, it's too late to regret it. The most painful thing in the world is this. You're holding me back. There is no need to hesitate! If I can turn around tomorrow, I will say three words to a girl: I love you. If all departments have to add a time limit to love, I hope it is ... ten thousand years!

Supreme treasure: If you do this, I will die. Once there was a sincere love in front of me. I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this. Cut your sword on my throat! Don't hesitate any longer! If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that girl: I love you. If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is … ten thousand years!

9.

Supreme treasure: Why did you take me back to this cave?

Bodhi: We didn't bring you here, you fainted and brought us here!

Supreme treasure: I must miss Jingjing too much.

Bodhi: Yes, you called Jingjing 98 times when you fainted.

Supreme treasure: Jingjing is my wife.

Bodhi: There is another Xia Zi. You called him 784 times!

Supreme treasure: huh? !

Bodhi: 784 times ... This Xia Zi must owe you a lot of money.

10.

Bodhi: One day, you find yourself in love with someone you hate. This relationship is the most deadly!

Supreme treasure: but how can I fall in love with a person I hate? Would you please give me a reason? Please.

Bodhi: Do you need a reason to love someone?

Supreme treasure: don't you need it?

Bodhi: Do you need it?

Supreme treasure: don't you need it?

Bodhi: Do you need it?

Supreme treasure: don't you need it?

Bodhi: Hey, I'm learning from you. Why are you so serious? Need it?

Shaolin soccer star: Sweeping the floor is just my superficial work. My real identity is a research monk.

Ming feng; Study the wind?

Stars; Engaged in the research work on how to effectively develop Shaolin Wushu. This is my business card.

Feng Ming: Shaolin authentic Omega Supreme Leg?

Star: Yes, it's amazing! !

Feng Ming: Kill you and find someone else. I have a higher education.

Star: Wrong! ! Look at that beautiful girl.

Feng Ming: What about the beautiful girl? I am a scholar. ......

Star: No, no, no, look, look, look. ......

(Beautiful girl falls on banana skin)

Two people at the same time: yeah!

If people don't have dreams, what is the difference between them and salted fish?

Note: The salted fish here is Cantonese .. It refers to the dead. ..

Tang Bohu: (tapping the bowl with chopsticks) My wife, I used to live on the edge of Suzhou. There is a house and a field at home, and it is endless. I know a man named Tang Bohu, who was rude and disorderly, colluded with the government and took my land by surprise. My grandfather was opposite Heng, and was beaten by Heng Yi. My grandfather was bullied by Heng and was arrested and sent to the Tang family. He forced women to do it a hundred times, and finally he hanged himself. He also kicked my father and son out of the house and drifted to the river. In order to support my father, I had to beg alone in front of the temple. I know Tang Bohu, he is so insidious. Knowing this situation, he sent someone to plot against me and beat my father and son at the city gate. The little man was strong, but his life was saved. Poor old father died! This kind of hate is harder to fill. In order to bury my father, I had to sell myself as a slave and earn money diligently. While reading the article, while vowing to show their fame and fortune, the enemy will be strong! Since then, Tang Yin's poems have been with me, and I will never forget this enmity!

Tang Bohu used candles as drums, wooden benches as drums, and exciting percussion music to make everyone intoxicated. )

Mandarin

Tang Bohu: My wife lives on the edge of Suzhou. She has a house and a field at home. Life is endless. Who knows that Tang Bohu is rude and unruly? He colluded with the government and robbed my field. My grandfather turned over with him and was beaten by him. My grandmother called him a bully and he caught him. The strong woman of the Tang government did it 100 times. Finally, she hanged herself. He also kicked my father and son out of their home. By the river, in order to support my father, I had to beg alone in front of the temple. Who knows that Tang Bohu is so insidious that he sent someone to plot against my father and son and beat him up at the gate. Poor old father must live. This hatred is more difficult to fill. In order to bury his father, he had to sell himself as a slave and earn money while studying. He vowed to show his fame and wealth. The enemy will be strong. From then on, I will never forget this hatred with Tang Yin's poems.