Degang Guo Yu Qian's Crosstalk Lines

Crosstalk, a folk rap art. It takes the form of speaking, learning, teasing and singing, highlighting its characteristics. The famous crosstalk performers are Ma, Hou, Ma Ji, Hou and Su. I carefully arranged Degang Guo Yu Qian's crosstalk lines for you, hoping to give you some reference.

Degang Guo: Thank you, thank you for your applause.

Yu Qian: Two people give you a round of applause.

Degang Guo: If I shoot again, I will shoot for you.

Yu Qian: Oh? Well, thank you.

Degang Guo: Thank you, donor.

Yu Qian: Donor

Degang Guo: Everyone is very grateful to us.

Yu Qian: That's right.

Degang Guo: There is nothing to report.

Yu Qian: Yes.

Degang Guo: We are all friends.

Yu Qian: Yes.

Degang Guo: They are also familiar with it.

Yu Qian: Right.

Degang Guo: My relationship with Mr. Yu Qian is also extraordinary.

Yu Qian: Everything is fine.

Degang Guo: It's like being my own friend.

Yu Qian: What's this called?

Degang Guo: Huh? We have been together for more than ten years, and the two brothers have never quarreled.

Yu Qian: I have never blushed.

Degang Guo: Never moved the bar.

Yu Qian: Right.

Degang Guo: Why? Respect these two words.

Yu Qian: This is the foundation.

Degang Guo: Remember, these are words between people.

Yu Qian: Oh

Degang Guo: So is our brother. I regard you as my good friend. In my heart, you are not an ordinary person.

Yu Qian: Really?

Degang Guo: As the saying goes, "Without gold, no one is perfect."

Yu Qian: Hey.

Degang Guo: But Mr. Yu Qian is a perfect person.

Yu Qian: I am still perfect.

Degang Guo: He's dying.

Yu Qian: This

Degang Guo: Almost perfect person.

Yu Qian: Oh, it's perfect.

Degang Guo: This man is a real gentleman.

Yu Qian: You flatter me.

Degang Guo: He never tells lies. He is a good man, very kind-hearted, and regards everyone as a relative.

Yu Qian: Wait a minute, after you. What do you mean?

Degang Guo: I want a lightning rod.

Yu Qian: Huh? Why did I come to the lightning rod?

Degang Guo: If you lie, you will be struck by lightning.

Yu Qian: Hey, this is good.

Degang Guo: My brother and I have been suffering all these years.

Yu Qian: Hey, why are you here?

Degang Guo: Be honest with each other.

Yu Qian: Yes.

Degang Guo: I don't usually have many friends.

Yu Qian: Oh

Degang Guo: Because I spend all my time studying.

Yu Qian: You?

Degang Guo: Can you believe it?

Yu Qian: Believe it or not, what you said is true, isn't it?

Degang Guo: Oh, sure. Besides surfing the Internet, I also like reading novels.

Yu Qian: Oh, study.

Degang Guo: Especially now, I like time travel novels.

Yu Qian: What does it matter to travel through novels?

Degang Guo: Gee, when I think about it, I am so beautiful.

Yu Qian: What's there to see?

Degang Guo: Traveling through novels and time-travel drama should be an artistic means.

Yu Qian: Right.

Degang Guo: From now on, I will suddenly cry and cross to the next place.

Yu Qian: Cry, cry, travel, you.

Degang Guo: It's an adjective, right?

Yu Qian: Ah.

Degang Guo: Now, for example, when talking about the Qing Dynasty, crying is over.

Yu Qian: Will you bring some dirty things?

Degang Guo: Hey? You talk dirty.

Yu Qian: Nonsense, why are you crying?

Degang Guo: No, I just, for example, if I go somewhere, I will go there.

Yu Qian: Oh, come on, just cross the past and say it's over.

Degang Guo: Crossing, crossing, I'm fascinated.

Yu Qian: I am still moved.

Degang Guo: I think there are unlimited business opportunities.

Yu Qian: What are the business opportunities?

Degang Guo: Hey, I want to study this. Whoever it is, where are you going? Go ahead, I'll take you to get the money.

Yu Qian: No, why go there?

Degang Guo: You can go anywhere. For example, a group of people came to me and begged me. Let's share your thoughts. We are going to cross the Qin Dynasty.

Yu Qian: Oh, it's the Qin Dynasty.

Degang Guo: When I was in Qin Shihuang, I crossed the past, came, spent money, walked and went there.

Yu Qian: Can they all be useful?

Degang Guo: That depends on what you do.

Yu Qian: Then let me ask you.

Degang Guo: You said that.

Yu Qian: What are you doing there, such as the current human resources department?

Degang Guo: Go through the past and choose a woman for the emperor.

Yu Qian: Human resources

Degang Guo: Hey, he studies this, Zhang and Liu, and his design will be very good.

Yu Qian: Yes.

Degang Guo: Yes.

Yu Qian: What about civil engineering?

Degang Guo: Building the Great Wall.

Yu Qian: Huo

Degang Guo: Hey, slim.

Yu Qian: That doctor sells medicine.

Degang Guo: I believe in Buddhism. At that time, the emperor believed this most. It is a good thing to give the emperor some medicine.

Yu Qian: Literature.

Degang Guo: I suggest you don't study literature like the Qin Dynasty.

Yu Qian: Why?

Degang Guo: Burn books and bury them there.

Yu Qian: Well, I'm dying.

Degang Guo: Oh, it doesn't matter, single person or group.

Yu Qian: You can also organize a group.

Degang Guo: There are more than 100 people here. I have finished it for you. Well, through the Song Dynasty.

Yu Qian: Why?

Degang Guo: Go directly to Liangshan.

Yu Qian: Hey, this is, um, one hundred singles and eight generals.

Degang Guo: I've been studying it.

Yu Qian: Oh

Degang Guo: How can you successfully cross?

Yu Qian: Yes.

Degang Guo: Look at my bowl while eating. I want to go through it.

Yu Qian: Bowl?

Degang Guo: I want to cross.

Yu Qian: Huo

Degang Guo: It's no use.

Yu Qian: That's right.

Degang Guo: Ah, I open the window at night and face the outside. I want to cross.

Yu Qian: Who are you yelling at?

Degang Guo: It's no use.

Yu Qian: Yes.

Degang Guo: In the toilet, I want to go through, I want to go through,

Yu Qian: Crossing.

Degang Guo: Yue (two tones)

Yu Qian: Well, you can't know that thing all the time, you know?

Degang Guo: I always thought it was unsuccessful.

Yu Qian: Right.

Degang Guo: I put the house aside that day. It is raining outside.

Yu Qian: Yes.

Degang Guo: Here comes the inspiration.

Yu Qian: Yes.

Degang Guo: It thundered, and thunder could chop me to death.

Yu Qian: Being struck by lightning can be crossed.

Degang Guo: Oh, standing under our tree, I want to go over, Ka-

Yu Qian: How about it?

Degang Guo: A thunder interrupted me.

Yu Qian: Oh?

Degang Guo: I turned black at that time, which was very effective.

Yu Qian: Really?

Degang Guo: Successful crossing.

Yu Qian: Oh?

Degang Guo: When I woke up again.

Yu Qian: Yes.

Degang Guo: Lying in a hospital bed.

Yu Qian: That's chopping to death. That's it? Then you can go through it to the hospital bed.

Degang Guo: Ah, I told the doctor this idea, and the doctor said, "Why don't you go to the neurology department?"

Yu Qian: It's just that you have psychological problems.

Degang Guo: Our hospital can't cure you. I said, doctor, your hospital is studying this medical technology. How can you cross it?

Yu Qian: I'm still asking people.

Degang Guo: Every day, doctors can't help it. If you really can't do it, go home and touch the switch.

Yu Qian: Ah, yes, this is the death of Ben.

Degang Guo: That reminds me.

Yu Qian: Do you really believe it?

Degang Guo: Try it.

Yu Qian: Huo

Degang Guo: Nothing is difficult if you put your mind to it.

Yu Qian: Just watch.

Degang Guo: There is a switch near my home.

Yu Qian: Who has no electricity?

Degang Guo: Before touching the switch, think about where I'm going.

Yu Qian: Oh?

Degang Guo: Yes, to the Qing Dynasty.

Yu Qian: To the Qing Dynasty?

Degang Guo: Look at the past TV series. It's from the Qing dynasty.

Yu Qian: Right, right, right.

Degang Guo: Well, I'm going to cross. Dang, cry.

Yu Qian: Listen to this. It worked.

Degang Guo: Yes, I did.

Yu Qian: Really?

Degang Guo: When I opened my eyes again, I really came to the Qing Dynasty.

Yu Qian: Look.

Degang Guo: In a big garden, there is a table and a table of dishes.

Yu Qian: Oh?

Degang Guo: I was sitting there.

Yu Qian: Yes.

Degang Guo: Wearing a flower feather.

Yu Qian: Being an official?

Degang Guo: a great official of the Qing Dynasty.

Yu Qian: Hey.

Degang Guo: There are all kinds of beautiful women around me.

Yu Qian: Oh dear.

Degang Guo: The chef has served, and the table is full of dishes.

Yu Qian: Huo

Degang Guo: The maids also advised me to eat.

Yu Qian: Eat.

Degang Guo: Eat, eat what? I haven't sent it to Weibo yet.

Yu Qian: Hey, who can understand this?

Degang Guo: You can only eat in Weibo after filming.

Yu Qian: I don't understand.

Degang Guo: Suddenly I have to ask.

Yu Qian: Yes.

Degang Guo: Who am I?

Yu Qian: Right.

Degang Guo: The maid told me, Yo, what's wrong with you?

Yu Qian: And you are?

Degang Guo: I didn't even know who I was when I went to the toilet just now.

Yu Qian: Where have you been?

Degang Guo: Are you Xiao Shenyang and your Excellency?

Yu Qian: Take the main hall.

Degang Guo: A Beautiful Death.

Yu Qian: Oh, this is a rich official.

Degang Guo: Oh, I didn't expect this. I came to Daqing. I am Xiao Shenyang.

Yu Qian: Yes.

Degang Guo: Rich as an enemy.

Yu Qian: You are really rich.

Degang Guo: Yummy, yummy.

Yu Qian: Yes.

Degang Guo: Beautiful wife and concubine.

Yu Qian: Yes.

Degang Guo: The buyer and the seller are mine.

Yu Qian: Oh

Degang Guo: Happy.

Yu Qian: Great.

Degang Guo: I am very happy. There is a eunuch over there.

Yu Qian: Oh?

Degang Guo: Your Majesty, Emperor Qianlong has died.

Yu Qian: Master Qianlong is dead.

Degang Guo: It suddenly occurred to me that I had read history.

Yu Qian: Yes.

Degang Guo: When Master Ganlong dies, so do I..

Yu Qian: Just the next day.

Degang Guo: Ah, his son gave me a white rope.

Yu Qian: Right.

Degang Guo: Strangled himself.

Yu Qian: White silk.

Degang Guo: When I turned around again, there were some little eunuchs behind me.

Yu Qian: ouch

Degang Guo: Take the white lingzi.

Yu Qian: Huo

Degang Guo: (Learning Journey to the West, Episode 1: Pig Carrying His Daughter-in-law)

Yu Qian: Why? What's wrong with knocking on the pig?

Degang Guo: What's it called?

Yu Qian: Nonsense, what kind of music is this?

Degang Guo: I was given this white Zi Ling to die.

Yu Qian: This is a gift of death.

Degang Guo: It's time to talk.

Yu Qian: Ah.

Degang Guo: Do you want me to die? Yes, according to the emperor's instructions, please ascend to heaven with your adults.

Yu Qian: Oh dear.

Degang Guo: I said yes, history cannot be reversed.

Yu Qian: That's true.

Degang Guo: But before I die, I have my demands.

Yu Qian: You

Degang Guo: If you want me to get this position, I will be called a great minister.

Yu Qian: Oh

Degang Guo: So after I die, I must be buried humbly.

Yu Qian: That's right.

Degang Guo: I hope my coffin matches it.

Yu Qian: How to match?

Degang Guo: I want a skylight, leather seats and automatic gears.

Yu Qian: No one can understand this.

Degang Guo: These eunuchs are all idiots.

Yu Qian: That's right.

Degang Guo: Huo-(surprised) What do you mean?

Yu Qian: Exactly.

Degang Guo: I said you want to, you want to, I take the initiative, I take the initiative,

Yu Qian: Activities

Degang Guo: This is an activity. I can run very fast.

Yu Qian: I should have run long ago.

Degang Guo: What can I do?

Yu Qian: Ah.

Degang Guo: You can touch the switch when you come. What if I go back?

Yu Qian: Can't you go back?

Degang Guo: There is no switch in Daqing.

Yu Qian: Yes.

Degang Guo: Oh, my God.

Yu Qian: What should I do?

Degang Guo: Run back.

Yu Qian: Run.

Degang Guo: Run around the garden.

Yu Qian: Ah.

Degang Guo: There are walls in the garden. By accident, Mao!

Yu Qian: Hit the wall

Degang Guo: Hit the wall and open your eyes again, in my own home.

Yu Qian: I'm back

Degang Guo: Ah ~ ha.

Yu Qian: Look.

Degang Guo: Got the hang of it.

Yu Qian: Yes.

Degang Guo: Want to cross, touch the switch, want to come back, hit the wall.

Yu Qian: Ah, well, he has summed up the rules.

Degang Guo: I can't go to the Qing Dynasty this time.

Yu Qian: Then where are you going?

Degang Guo: Republic of China.

Yu Qian: A little closer.

Degang Guo: There was a change during the Republic of China. You can come back anytime.

Yu Qian: Right, right.

Degang Guo: Right? I'm going to be a great man in the Republic of China, and I cried.

Yu Qian: I went again.

Degang Guo: The sound of the train moving, crying, crying, crying, crying.

Yu Qian: The train doesn't sound like this either.

Degang Guo: I'm sitting on the train.

Yu Qian: Oh

Degang Guo: With a combat knife.

Yu Qian: Oh?

Degang Guo: Wearing a military uniform.

Yu Qian: Oh

Degang Guo: With a beard and a marshal's hat.

Yu Qian: ouch

Degang Guo: Oh, hey, how can I dress like this? (northeast sound)

Yu Qian: For example, the Northeast.

Degang Guo: A Northeast Dialect with a Mouth.

Yu Qian: Ah.

Degang Guo: There are many soldiers standing in front of me, waiting for me on the train.

Yu Qian: Huo

Degang Guo: Somebody, who am I?

Yu Qian: I still have to ask this.

Degang Guo: You are Zhang, sir.

Yu Qian: Huo

Degang Guo: King of Northeast China, Zhang.

Yu Qian: That's right.

Degang Guo: Great. Oh, my God,

Yu Qian: Oh dear.

Degang Guo: Then the three northeastern provinces are all mine (Voice of the Northeast).

Yu Qian: It's all yours.

Degang Guo: Oh, dear.

Yu Qian: It's all yours. It's all yours

Degang Guo: Great, the crossing was successful.

Yu Qian: That was a success.

Degang Guo: Somebody, where are we now? (northeast sound)

Yu Qian: Q.

Degang Guo: Tell the chief that we have arrived at Huanggutun. Mao-

Yu Qian: Oh, this is clever.

Degang Guo: As you know from reading history, Zhang Dashuai was bombed by a train in Huanggutun.

Yu Qian: Yes, it exploded.

Degang Guo: I didn't even have a minute, and I was blown back. I woke up and stood in the house again.

Yu Qian: Huo, you can come back even if you dare to blow up.

Degang Guo: Even if you die, you can come back. You think you can come back after hitting it once. Wouldn't it be better if you died?

Yu Qian: Right.

Degang Guo: Oh, that won't do. Alas, the heroic dream has not come true.

Yu Qian: Right.

Degang Guo: It suddenly occurred to me that now I can do anything I want.

Yu Qian: What's the matter?

Degang Guo: Why can't I be a hero in martial arts novels?

Yu Qian: Hey, it's not easy to die.

Degang Guo: Long hair is fluttering.

Yu Qian: Right.

Degang Guo: White as snow, coming and going like flying, what a hero!

Yu Qian: Right.

Degang Guo: Crossing

Yu Qian: Where to?

Degang Guo: Desert.

Yu Qian: Oh?

Degang Guo: Which stop? Well, I'm in the right state.

Yu Qian: Really?

Degang Guo: Just like in TV series, wearing a white skirt and a belt, the breeze came and the belt followed.

Yu Qian: fluttering in white

Degang Guo: My hair is floating, and I am very handsome. This hand holds the embroidery needle, and this hand holds the sunflower series.

Yu Qian: Dong Fangbubai.

Degang Guo: Oh, I'm so unlucky.

Yu Qian: Hey.

Degang Guo: When was this?

Yu Qian: Just say yes.

Degang Guo: I quickly shouted, I want to be a real hero.

Yu Qian: Yes.

Degang Guo: This needle will prick itself after adjustment.

Yu Qian: Yes.

Degang Guo: If you die, you can cross.

Yu Qian: Ah, yes.

Degang Guo: Chua Meier (1)

Yu Qian: All right this time.

Degang Guo: Sit on the horse, beautiful general.

Yu Qian: This is good.

Degang Guo: Personally, I think I look good.

Yu Qian: Oh, beautiful.

White helmets and white armor ride white, with bright silver guns in their hands.

Yu Qian: Oh

Degang Guo: In front of two armies, they are very brave. The enemy generals looked at me and clung to me.

Yu Qian: awesome

Degang Guo: Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang, the last stop, oh, with the sound of my gun, all the soldiers knelt in front of me "Long live General Mulan".

Yu Qian: Woman, boy, you are not as good as Dong Fangbubai.

Degang Guo: Maybe it's Mulan calling from Dong Fangbubai.

Yu Qian: Hey, I haven't heard of it.

Degang Guo: On second thought, don't tell me that I've never really been a woman.

Yu Qian: Oh

Degang Guo: It's good to be a real beauty.

Yu Qian: Actually, it's not bad

Degang Guo: Isn't it? Whether it's the emperor's concubine or his wife, it's good for everyone to spoil me.

Yu Qian: Exactly.

Degang Guo: I want to be a beautiful woman.

Yu Qian: Is that all right?

Degang Guo: Chua Meier (1)

Yu Qian: How about it?

Degang Guo: A mirror appeared in front of me.

Yu Qian: Oh?

Degang Guo: Oh, there is a beautiful woman in the mirror. This is so beautiful.

Yu Qian: Hey.

Degang Guo: Take a sip and puff yourself with some powder puff.

Yu Qian: Still putting on makeup.

Degang Guo: Lipstick, ah, I'm looking at it. Well, the curtains are closed.

Yu Qian: Who is it?

Degang Guo: A big man came in with a knife in his hand. Sister-in-law, Song Wu has something to say.

Yu Qian: Hey, Pan Jinlian, boy, you want revenge. this is

Degang Guo: My life is really miserable.

Yu Qian: Oh, yes, think of something else.

Degang Guo: The knife went into my heart. I put one hand around his hand, Song Wu.

Yu Qian: What?

Degang Guo: Before I die, I have one more wish.

Yu Qian: You said

Degang Guo: I have become a woman. When I cross the border, I will be a woman in power. Cai (1).

Yu Qian: I am leaving again.

Degang Guo: When I opened my eyes again, I went back to Daqing.

Yu Qian: It's the Qing Dynasty again.

Degang Guo: Sitting on a golden throne.

Yu Qian: Huo

Degang Guo: There are many small bead curtains in front of me, and there is a little emperor sitting on my head. It suddenly dawned on me.

Yu Qian: And you are?

Degang Guo: I am Empress Dowager Cixi.

Yu Qian: Lafayette

Degang Guo: Hum, Lizzy.

Yu Qian: Oh?

Degang Guo: Who is Xiao Lizi?

Yu Qian: Really?

Big eunuch: Li.

Yu Qian: Right.

Degang Guo: Little Lizi.

Yu Qian: Yes.

Degang Guo: Looking back, I am happy.

Yu Qian: What's the matter?

Degang Guo: Yu.

Yu Qian: (waving in disgust) Never heard of it.