Humorous sentences about the discomfort of having diarrhea. Funny quotes about diarrhea that you post on Moments.

1. My colleagues said that my intestines and stomach are like those of a child. I will have diarrhea after eating anything that stimulates me.

2. For the sake of my recent internal heat, toothache, diarrhea, and cold. , I conserve my strength, I endure.

3. I skipped dinner and went to have a drink without any appetizers. I also had diarrhea that day. I’m sorry for my stomach.

4. I had diarrhea every day for the first three days after arriving in Jinan, and then had diarrhea for another three days after arriving in Qingdao.

5. I made the stewed potato rice at noon yesterday, but I ate it before it was cooked. As a result, I still have diarrhea.

6. Stomach pain, diarrhea, headache, whatever. Everything hurts and I will never drink so much again.

7. The stomach problems that accumulated over the summer vacation finally became unbearable. I forgot about diarrhea, stomach pain, and then vomiting, and then the pain became unbearable.

8. After drinking this cup of milk tea, I kept urinating and couldn’t sleep. I also had diarrhea and my hands were numb. But if I don’t drink the milk tea, I’ll think about it. If I drink it, I’ll get headaches. What should I do?

9. It has been three days. I have had diarrhea to the point where I doubt my life. I still need breast milk. I am in a special situation and dare not take medicine. What should I do?

10. It’s four o’clock in the morning, and I have a terrible stomachache and diarrhea. Is there anyone worse off than me? It’s really hard for me.

11. Why is it so difficult for me to have a toothache or diarrhea for the rest of the day and live comfortably for the rest of the day?

12. Thank God, thank God, there is a toilet on the subway when you suddenly have diarrhea.

13. It’s fun to turn on the air conditioner early in the morning, but it’s so cold that the air conditioner blows you to your stomach.

14. I got my period on the same day as my last physical examination. I woke up early and had diarrhea on the day of this physical examination. I was really unlucky.

15. Don’t have diarrhea, stomach pain or bloating. Keep your gastrointestinal health, throat pain, itching, and coughing.

16. Who would have thought that one minute ago I was so hungry that my chest was pressed against my back, and a minute later I was having diarrhea. It was so difficult.

17. Drinking expired milk will cause diarrhea, and you cannot eat leftovers that you forgot to put in the refrigerator. It turns out that everything has an expiration date.

18. Why do I have to forget about diarrhea in the middle of the night? Why do mosquitoes bite me in the toilet.

19. If you have a bad gastrointestinal condition, you really shouldn’t eat food on the side of the road. You may suffer from diarrhea and stomach aches together with diarrhea and despair.

20. I have a fever and diarrhea. I feel weak all over.

21. I am still as hopeless as ever. As soon as the exam comes, I suffer from insomnia, diarrhea and can’t eat.

22. I started having diarrhea very early in the morning. I have gone to the toilet four times. I am probably going to collapse again today.

23. I ate hamburger, chicken nuggets and chicken popcorn last night. I drank milk and ate a small peach, and then I had diarrhea today.

24. Every time I eat fried chicken, I get diarrhea the next day. I thought it wouldn’t happen when I go home.

25. Stomachache during menstruation, diarrhea, stomachache, sudden severe cold, insomnia last night, head-heavy headache, I want to explode!

26. I finally lay down early, but I actually had diarrhea.

27. Lactose intolerance is really a magical existence! I have diarrhea and my vest line is pulled out!

28. My stomach growled at the beginning of work. My colleagues thought I hadn’t eaten breakfast, but it was actually diarrhea.

29. I have diarrhea again. Could it be because I ate turkey noodles with ice milk tea and ice cola for two days in a row? It's so hard for me.