Now the ratio of male to female is three to one, which shows that a couple has a gay foundation.

1. Just because I took one more look at you in the crowd, you thought I wanted to take your motorcycle.

2. When a good friend has a date, I have the feeling that the vegetables I have worked hard to grow are arched by pigs.

After such a long term of school, there is no one in my class who can make me feel better.

How lovely the world would be if my test scores could rise as fast as the house price.

I spit out the bright wheat and stuck it on the computer. Actually, it's nothing. I just hope that the network speed can be as said, and it can't stop at all.

6. My neighbor has become calculating. Speak human words! He changed the WIFI password.

7. The ratio of male to female is three to one, that is, one couple and one homosexual.

8. What makes me happy when waiting in line is not that there are fewer and fewer people in front, but that there are more and more people behind.

9. True love is knowing that the other person is a pig and being afraid of being taken away by others.

10. Exams are like getting sick. Depression before the exam, amnesia during the exam. After the exam, my condition began to improve. I had a heart attack when I got the newspaper back.

1 1. What is more difficult than eight years of resistance? Nine-year compulsory education

12. Everything in this world can be fake, but the only thing I can't stand is that the money in my hand is fake.

13. The school has just signed in for five days in a row and sent you a homework spree.

14. If you are hit by a car 10 meters away, get up and say what is the most handsome next car.

15. After all, women are still emotional and have no immunity to all kinds of small animals, such as Bugatti Veyron, Hummer, Jaguar, Land Rover, BMW and, of course, Tmall.

16. Do you know why we have a geography class? Because there is no justice.

17. My math scores will never exceed my weight, and I don't know if I'm too heavy or I'm too bad at math.

18. Others laugh at me for being too slutty, and I laugh at others for not being open.

19. I think there must be many people who secretly love me, because no one has confessed to me for so many years.

20. In this embarrassing season again, a man in a shirt and a man in a cotton-padded jacket passed by in the street, looked at each other, and then both said SB in their hearts.

2 1. My parents said never to fall in love at school, as if someone really valued me.

22. As long as I put on my school uniform, I dare to sit on any dirty ground.

23. For those who like to write good night in the world before going to bed, I want to ask if the time difference is really okay?

24. Call me garbage, but only if you are better than me, otherwise you are even worse than garbage.

25. Homework Jun, when I grow up, I must find a husband like you to accompany me every day. I hit you and scolded you, but you never left me.

26. Is my face oily? Reflect light, can't see clearly

27. I wish I could suddenly call and tell me to go back and inherit hundreds of millions of dollars.

28. What is the worst racial discrimination you have ever seen? 56 nationalities, 55 points.

29. I don't know who I will be cheaper in the end.

30. For a boy, the worst thing is not to lose money, not to admit that you have not succeeded, not to be beaten, but that your future mother-in-law is standing in front of you, but you can only say hello to your aunt.