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On the Philosophical Classics of WeChat (60 articles)

First, in fact, I have always been very popular: I was liked by everyone when I was a child, and now I am a bitch.

Second, if anyone dares to curse me for buying instant noodles without seasoning bag, I will curse him for buying instant noodles with seasoning bag!

Three, you pinch my face and I touch your head. One more hug and we won't fight.

I like you because you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to bed at night.

5. All kinds of sour feelings in my heart are also an unintentional hug in my sleep.

6. You are the only high wall on your dream road. The more you cross, the whole world can see your light.

Seven, lose again, will not be as happy as before.

8. Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself, "If I eat too much, I will die." But it turns out that I'm really not afraid of death.

9. When I say I like you, will you hug me and say, "Shit, you stopped talking?

Ten, the most taboo thing in love: both of them fantasize about each other's future, but always miss each other's past.

Your love is a dream, but it has real pain.

In the days without you, everything is so lost. We broke up. What is there to say?

Think carefully before making a decision. Once you have made a decision, you should go ahead and stick to it.

As long as you live better than me, you must die early.

Fifteen, sometimes I think of you, nothing special, just a memory.

Sixteen, under the rainbow, I smiled and waited for you to come back.

The best way to get what you want is to make yourself worthy of it.

18, but later, it ended in vain, like the night wind hiding in the arms of bamboo baskets, doomed to nothing.

19. Do you know what it means to take only one spoonful of weak water for 3 thousand? This is the world. I just want you.

You know what I like about you? I like to stay away from Russia.

Twenty-one, rather than fishing in the forest, it is better to retreat and build a net.

Twenty-two, your complex facial features can't cover up your simple IQ!

If you cling to the past too tightly, how can you make room to embrace the present?

24. I gradually realize that happiness often comes from memories, and pain often comes from the gap between memories and reality.

Twenty-five, there's nothing to say, brother. Take care.

26. If you can't forget it with a smile, please allow yourself to cry and miss it.

Twenty-seven, spray, never accompanied by a small performance hiding in a safe haven, but always chasing a big ship struggling to move forward.

28. If I say I won't stop until I kiss you, who can force me to do it?

I get tired of things too quickly, and you are my biggest exception.

Thirty, a street, a scene, a city, a song that came back from the dead.

3 1. Just because you've heard of me doesn't mean you know me. Just because you have heard some rumors doesn't mean they are true.

We have endless quarrels because we have endless days.

33. Anyone can acquiesce in being copied and imitated by your Excellency, but can you not confuse the viewers with plagiarism?

34. Some people are always doomed to be separated, and we are the separated couple.

Thirty-five, I am willing to spend ten million years waiting for you to smile like the warm sun in early spring.

Love is a firework that burns my hands, but it also lights up the night for you.

Thirty-seven, just listen to your story quietly and smile.

Thirty-eight, anyway, that's what I did today. You have the guts to call security to level me off.

Please cherish those who can be together, because some people want to be together, but they can't.

Forty, don't look for the reason of failure, just look for the way to succeed.

Forty-one, sometimes I come here just to find a mood similar to my own.

42. When you forget another love, will you come back to me?

43. The more I like you, the more I want to alienate you.

44. Love is a difficult road, but as long as you are firm, I am braver than you.

Forty-five, the person you promised forever, the person I promised.

46. The worst viruses are love and lies.

Forty-seven, youth with nowhere to put it, is doomed to fall at this sad moment.

Why, now you don't understand. I love you very much.

Forty-nine, some things will cry when they are turned out now.

We should live happily every day, because we will die for a long time.

Fifty-one, think more about what you really want. If you can't figure it out, keep thinking.

Fifty-two, the leaves leave, because of the pursuit of the wind, or the tree does not retain.

Fifty-three, so shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light.

Fifty-four, time is like polishing a long-standing grudge very thin, but love is changing with each passing day.

If you haven't seen the true face of love, you won't understand its uniqueness.

56. Even if you like to fall in love, she is also suitable to be your bed partner.

57. I can delete everything about you, but I can't format my heart.

Fifty-eight, after many years, when you held her hand and walked past me indifferently, do you still remember the promise you made to me?

Fifty-nine, I hope you live a full life and don't take any chances.

Sixty, even if I hold it in my hand, I'm still not sure if I have you in my heart.

Classic and Philosophical WeChat Quotations

1. People's mental maturity is a process of gradual elimination, knowing what is most important and what is not. Then, be a simple person.

2. In fact, each of us has a time machine, and some can take us back to the past, which is called memory; Some can take us to the future, called dreams.

3. Learning to be pessimistic is not a compromise in life, but a positive life wisdom.

4. Courage is not without despair; On the contrary, it is an ability to go forward regardless of despair.

All the sufferings in the world contain pearls. You can stand the test of suffering, and you will eventually find the beauty that life has given you.

6. Other people's lives are like a runway show. What you can see is graceful, but what you can't see is scarred. The scenery is always in the eyes of others.

7. Life is an encounter. People come and go, the most rare thing is to meet another self.

We think that poverty means hunger, being naked and having no house. However, the greatest poverty is not needed, not loved and not cared for.

9. The greatest calm is that you can love life even if you see through it. Take up, take responsibility, don't shirk, don't escape, and face the cold life.

If WeChat classics are philosophy, micro-quotations are about feelings.

Dear sister, please listen to me. It's all from the heart. You must find something besides love that can make you stand firmly on the earth with your feet. It's not too late for you to make a living. I never thought education was very important. Genius is not a training course, but it's not a training course. You can't even walk on it.

Sometimes I miss a long-lost friend, read the phone book over and over, and finally give up. Time has changed, there is no intersection and no reason to contact. Because I'm not sure if the other person is thinking about you, so I pretend to be chic and say that it's better to miss each other. We are just afraid: in each other's hearts, it is not that important.

The best friend, the person who usually makes fun of each other, is the person with the most malicious mouth, but the person with the softest heart when you need it.

Life is a trek. It takes a long time to know sadness, hardship, tenacity and desire. The road ahead, despite the distance and bumps, is still a pace, a pursuit and a direction.

A friend who knows your tears is better than a group of friends who only know your smile. Everyone has an unknown story, and everyone will be easily stopped.

We show ourselves to the world, get beautiful things, and even prove our confidence and satisfaction to others, but we can't prove it to ourselves. After those short praises, all that remains is a ruthless sense of lack. Steve Lobos.

Ironically, we pretend to be psychologists in front of our friends, but we can't even solve our own problems.

True love is like a ghost Everyone likes to talk about it, but few people have actually seen it. Love not only needs to see with eyes, but also needs to feel the energy of love with heart, to feel, to sow and to pay. In life, in the systematic arrangement, love is everywhere. The key is that we should have an open heart.

The size of the heart determines the joys and sorrows of life. The bigger the heart, the lighter the troubles; The smaller the mind, the more trouble. Small-minded people can't tolerate, can't tolerate, and can't control the overall situation. The mind is a container that can be opened and closed. When we only care about our own desires, it will shrink smaller and smaller. When we can think of others, it will spread out slowly. The difference between thoughts makes the pattern of the heart different, which can be as big as the universe or as fine as dust.

With a simple heart, we can treat the complicated life indifferently, enter the WTO calmly, be natural and unrestrained, clear the fog, embrace the sunny day, our heart will become simple, the world will become simple, and happiness will arise.

If you are led by a monkey, you think you are the Monkey King. This is a common mistake that people make.

In the stream, fish often feel big, and they don't know that they are actually small until they reach the sea.

Laughing it off is the indifference of life and the elegance of life. If you can't tell, don't say it, it's rare to be silent; If you can't figure it out, you don't want to, and it's hard to worry; Don't do it if you can't. It's hard to be quiet. In fact, in life, many people don't have to struggle with many things and feelings, so it's best to laugh it off. Free and easy, you will see more; A little more elegance will be more beautiful; A little sunshine will make you smile brighter and happier.

Praise others as much as possible, praise others = copy others' advantages.

The details are exquisite, but not rough.

The road of life can't be Ma Pingchuan. We are all trying to live in our own way, which may or may not be meaningful. This is a state in which I think and therefore I am. 10 and 20 years old, different environments and moods will change. No one is good or bad. This is growth. However, excellent people are connected in a line, and you can see the other through one.

Sometimes, you just need someone to talk to. If you can still breathe after failure, don't lose heart; If you are still infatuated after the vicissitudes of life, try to find back the original loss; The earth is moving, and many changes lie in the patience of the next second; Don't give up easily when you can still bear it; Persistence is very tiring, but giving up may be a lifelong regret.

Mr. nan huaijin: Today, the world has developed material civilization. On the surface, it is the happiest era in history. But people are busy with the competition for survival, afraid of the destruction of war, and worried about the insatiable greed for the ocean. Spiritually, it can also be said to be the most painful era in history. People are born inexplicably, live helplessly, and finally die inexplicably.

Women's biggest mistake is to build themselves according to men's standards. Even if you are beautiful, gentle and virtuous, even if you have children, tolerant and patient, even if you are superior, as long as you put yourself down, you will never be on the same level as men. It's not that you are not good enough, but that you give up the bottom line blindly. When you look up at a man, you have lost your position.

Where there is spring, there is autumn, and the scenery in the world always becomes beautiful in circulation. As long as life is not over, there is no need to regret it in a hurry. A lot of things are just seeing the water and seeing the mountains. Don't give up courage all the way, and let your mind be peaceful. The unfinished story is completed while walking and singing.

Wechat is sad and philosophical.

First, we sometimes mistakenly think that what we can't get is precious and what we have is cheap. What we can't get, because of the lack of in-depth understanding, is just a beautiful illusion, showing us a gorgeous appearance. If one day, you get close to it and know its truth, you will find that it is so similar to what we have. Don't stay in your imagination, all you have is your happiness.

Second, either you control your life or life controls you. Your mentality determines who is the mount and who is the jockey.

Third, the most ruthless thing is not people, but time; The most precious thing is not money, but emotion; The most powerful thing is not the boss, but nature; The most terrible thing is not the disaster, but the helplessness after the disaster; The best thing is not to be professional, but to watch; The most terrible thing is not lovelorn, but psychosomatic insufficiency; The most comfortable thing is not the hotel, but the home; The worst thing is not swearing, but being speechless; The widest is not the sea, but the human heart; The best is not future, but today.

Fourth, whether you are often entangled in memories, there are many pasts that you can't let go of. Is it that you can't see your future and face the future? Do you really want to indulge yourself? I hope to get as drunk as a fiddler at a time. Do you suddenly feel bored and tired? Do you suddenly want to escape from your present life? Do you want to pack your simple luggage and wander at all costs? Forgive yourself, the sun will still rise tomorrow.

5. If I love you and you happen to love me. When your hair is messed up, I will smile and shake it for you, and then my hand will stay in your hair for a few more seconds. However, if I love you and you don't love me. Your hair is messed up. I will only gently tell you that your hair is messed up. This is probably the purest view of love. If you love each other, you have to grow old together. If you miss it, keep him safe.

6. For you, I don't hesitate to give everything, just want you to find my sincerity for you.

7. Will the love carved on the back of the chair, like flowers on cement, open a windless and lonely forest?

Eight, there is no absolute fairness in life, only relative fairness. On a scale, the more you get, the more you have to bear. Every seemingly low starting point is the only way to a higher peak. Make yourself feel more peaceful, more open-minded, indifferent to the faults around you, and make yourself more tolerant, optimistic and sunny. Happiness is not getting more, but asking less and caring less.

Nine, some things really don't come when they are broken, but they are separated from the original self like a river when they are mended.

Ten, do you believe it? There is always a girl coming into this world to torture you.

Eleven, walk quietly, watch silently, no matter the wind and rain, no matter the ups and downs, I only hope that the person I love is happy!

Twelve, recalling the past, dribs and drabs are gradually blurred in the fundus. Finally, as tears spread, they evaporate in pores and humid air. Reach out and let the snow outside the window fall on your palm. It was cold in an instant, and then it disappeared a little. Sad laughter echoed in the snowy night sky. No response, no response. Not missing. I want to remember something through the barrier of snowflakes. Only to find that. In the end, I was not missed by anyone. This is more sad than loneliness.

Thirteen, the crowd is so crowded, but I can still find you. People are so crowded, how can I squeeze in?

The distant dream lights a lamp, listen to my wishes, I hope you have a safe journey, I hope all the beautiful things fill your dreams, I wish you a good sleep tonight, and have a good dream!

What do you think are the two warmest sentences in the world? 1, here I am; 2. Don't be afraid; 3. Don't cry; 4. I understand; 5. Love you; 6. goodbye; 7. Waiting for you; 8. Good night. Turn around and leave with an answer: good night!

Sixteen, time can't return to the place where it started. For something that has been missed, maybe you don't have to try to keep it. Wrong is wrong. We should all be grateful for what we have. Who can guarantee that what we have lost belongs to you? There are some things that you should care about rather than get. The world has changed, unforgettable people, unforgettable dreams, unforgettable expectations, unforgettable roads, unforgettable things that I think should be cherished. What about now?

Seventeen, people always cherish what they don't get and forget what they have.

Sometimes you have to jump out of the window and grow wings in the process of falling.

Life is a journey full of unknowns. What you care about is the scenery along the way, and what you care about is the mood of watching the scenery. The trip won't end with beautiful scenery. The road you walked has become the scenery behind you. You can't stay back. If you stay at this moment, you will miss the better scenery, keep quiet and keep a clear head. Enjoy the feeling of every moment and enjoy the scenery everywhere. This is life.

Twenty, I am such a good girl and a good teenager. Teenager, don't you see, do you like men?

2 1. Sometimes we choose to change, not after careful consideration, but more like hearing the call between heaven and earth, calling you to go to another place and live another life. You may never have a better life, but you are still grateful for the changes and occurrences brought to you by heaven, earth and the world. Otherwise, you will probably remain curious and unwilling. What distance does the path in front of your house lead to?

22. Will the love carved on the back of the chair, like flowers on cement, open a windless and lonely forest?

Twenty-three, the tears of parting add new waves to the long river of memory; The blessing of parting opened the curtain of reunion.

Twenty-four, this life is really not easy. If you are tired, you must persist; Full of haggard, you have to work hard!

At the age of 25, you left and you sang in extreme desolation. Singing not only represents your heart, but also my heart. Love you, you are also my motivation! No one is born who! I think if I can, I will work hard for you and I will make myself good enough.

Twenty-six, my mother said that high heels with a white skirt can be a queen, but I just want to be a princess!

Twenty-seven, men have cigarettes, beer and stories; If a woman has money and looks, there will be tragedy!

At the beginning of life, everyone has a period of time, and there is nothing to miss, only uncontrollable dreams, nothing to rely on, only their own health, no place to go and just want to wander around. Life is like a trip, you don't have to care about the destination, you care about the scenery along the way and the mood of watching the scenery, so let your mind travel!

29. The most wonderful thing in the world is that when you hug someone you love, he actually hugs you tighter.

At thirty, the moon hid in the clouds, the stars closed their eyes, the trees took a nap, the birds slept for a while, the grass stopped swaying, and the wind said that they were tired, sleeping peacefully and soundly. Good Night!

The feeling of kissing you is crisp, hugging you is soft, loving you is sweet, and thinking of you is bitter.