Humorous remarks about the cold weather

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Funny stories about cold weather

1. The learning mode cannot be started because it is too cold, too lazy to move, and the computer is stuck.

2. The person who allows you to put your cold hands on his back when the weather is cold is definitely true love.

3. I planned to meet you on a sunny winter day.

4. If it’s cold, bring an extra coat. If it rains, remember to bring an umbrella. If your hands are cold, buy a cup of hot milk tea. Don’t treat yourself badly.

5. I hope that when the weather is cold, there will be someone who is not shy or impatient to warm your hands. May a bright person live in your heart forever.

6. There is a kind of coldness that is not felt by you, but by your mother.

7. "I like you" "Don't be ridiculous!" "It's too cold, I'm confused"

8. It's cold, can you lend me a hug?

9. The coldest thing is not winter but the festivals in winter.

10. It’s cold. If you have someone to hug, let’s put some clothes on if you don’t have someone.

11. When it’s cold, don’t send me a message to buy more clothes. If you really love me, please transfer money to my Alipay before you can buy more clothes.

12. The most annoying thing in winter is to take off all your clothes and just jump into the warm quilt and wrap yourself up tightly, only to realize that the lights are not turned off.

13. Two or three years have passed, and winter has returned.

14. At a glance, it seems that the end of the street can no longer be seen, as if my heart has already lost its temperature. A hazy fog filled my whole world, and I had lost myself. I couldn't find warmth and greetings, but what I saw was indifference and absurdity; the part of the wild geese flying south stirred up the slightest ripple in my heart, leaving me with only the loneliness and helplessness facing the reality and the endless longing for my hometown!

15. Winter is inherently sentimental, silence can sometimes make people panic, and white can sometimes make people feel lonely. In the sad winter, have you ever encountered anything that made you sad?

16. The snowflakes fall quietly, and you seem to see warm tears in the cold air. That is because I have a deep love for life. I am grateful, grateful to my friends, grateful to my relatives, grateful to myself. I see the tears melting the ice and snow! I don’t know what it means to feel the arrival of winter, what am I looking forward to, looking forward to the happiness and joy in the future? Or continue to wait and wander alone endlessly in the pale world...

17. The sad winter, the monotonous white color, lingers on the earth. Winter represents the arrival of spring and the cold is about to pass. After winter, we will be greeted by a spring full of blooming flowers! Spring is accompanied by the singing of birds and the fragrance of flowers, but I prefer the quiet, pale winter with a unique beauty.

18. When I am alone in the winter, I am used to locking myself in the room and turning on the music as loud as possible. I thought that I would not feel lonely, and I thought that I would not think of you. That's just what I thought, I can't escape the memories after all. The music drowned my thoughts, and my heart began to feel pain. I escaped from you, but I can't escape from the past.

19. Winter is white and peaceful. Although white always feels so desolate and makes winter full of chill, it is like an angel, giving people a peaceful beauty and a feeling that cannot be ignored. power.

20. Wang Huai said that cats love to be with people more when it gets cold. It’s true. Tiezhu was lying at my feet before. It was quite cold today. I lay on the sofa and he immediately came over and leaned against me.

Funny remarks about the cold weather

1. Winter is so cold, I want a warm bed, wifi that won’t disconnect, and endless snacks. If If none of these are possible, then can you give me you?

2. It’s cold. Wear more clothes. If you are sick, I will feel bad. ——To the people I care about.

3. The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

4. If a dog is lying on the ground and blocking you in winter, give way to it. It will not be easy for it to warm that area with its belly.

5. It’s very cold this winter. Some of you keep warm while I put it in my pocket.

6. Meeting you makes winter feel warmer.

7. The weather is getting colder and colder. Those who have girlfriends hug their girlfriends, and those who have boyfriends hug their boyfriends. I will go add some clothes.

8. It’s cold, only a coat, no hugs.

9. Be kind to yourself if no one holds your hand this winter.

10. The weather is cold, and so is my heart! I am alone in an empty room! There is nothing but silence! Han Jingnan, a name that I could call casually before, but now I can’t say it when I open my mouth. I don’t know why I can’t forget, I can’t forget those happy memories! Maybe it’s because I’m not cruel! I always think of those past moments when I’m alone. I don’t know how to describe my current mood, it’s indescribable! I miss you, it’s simple and straightforward Bai

11. It was raining and cold, and everyone with families went home to have reunions, but I sat alone in KFC for two hours, just waiting for others to get off work. I really wanted to cry. , so uncomfortable.

12. The first day of October is a new beginning. I didn’t wake up until now. It feels really good. It’s getting cold, so you should take care of yourself.

13. Can’t fall back to sleep when I wake up. Think about the people around you. It's cold, we keep each other warm. We probably can't give each other the best, but we can still do our best. Breathe in time, let time follow the best years, and start talking nonsense again~ It’s dawn, October morning, the sun is bright, I hope my whole life will be as bright as you.

14. The autumn rain is continuous and the autumn wind is bleak. It's getting cold, so I need to put on more clothes. Happy National Day to everyone!

15. It’s so cold that I want to warm my body with a glass of hot water, but accidentally burn my hands. No matter who it is, no matter how you comfort it, as long as you touch it, it will be a thrilling pain. No matter how long it lasts, it will remain the most obvious scar on my body.

16. Happy National Day, my dear! It’s getting cold, so remember to wear more clothes!

17. When it’s getting cold, it’s hard to get up, don’t you think of it? !I don’t know if the weather is good, but I want to go to Old Summer Palace for a walk in the afternoon ~ HL said the Summer Palace is good, but I love Old Summer Palace even more. The beautiful autumn days are here, but there is too much rain. Good morning!

18. The weather is getting cold, here at my place, at your place, at our place, winter is coming and it’s all gone.

19. No matter how your day goes, forget about your worries. No matter how your day goes, forget the sadness. It's getting cold, so I cover myself with a quilt and fall asleep.

20. Farewell to September, I did not see the grassland that witnessed the death of the gods, not a single wild flower, but the weather was cold, and the raindrops turned cold, just like the wine in autumn, the heat It's getting warmer, it's getting colder, and the leaves are about to fall one by one. It's October in the blink of an eye. Let's drive the train slowly. I don't want to catch the tail of the years.

Something about the cold weather

1. If I don’t reply to your message, I’m not being cold, I’m just having cold hands.

2. Don’t forget to put on extra clothes when the weather gets cold, be careful not to catch a cold, and take care of yourself, because no one will feel sorry for you.

3. The recent bad weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

4. Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for freezing into dogs.

5. It’s cold, please give me a hug. If you can’t give me a hug, please give me a coat. I wear size M... If you can’t give me a coat and you don’t have a hug, please give me a coat. Money, I have the card number.

6. In summer, I feel like running naked, but in winter, no matter how many clothes I wear, I feel like running naked.

7. I am afraid of cold, whether it is the weather or the human heart.

8. The person who allows me to take out my mobile phone and type and chat with you on the road this day is definitely my true love.

9. When a girl says she is cold when she is alone, it is actually a hooligan behavior.

10. Winter is the most hooligan, always likes to freeze my hands and feet.

11. In this cold night, your heart fell into this darkness. The boundless darkness swallows your thoughts and squeezes your beliefs, like a well with no bottom.

12. When the weather gets cold, you must take good care of yourself and remember to wear more clothes. In this world, there are definitely fewer people wearing clothes for you than taking off clothes for you. Outside the window, the wind is so cold. So, I got up and took my clothes...

13. The weather is cold, and the wind makes my heart cold.

14. No one sees you dancing on the lonely stone steps.

There is only a sense of loss floating silently, along with the desolation, drifting through the night, drifting through the heart that cannot stay.

15. Winter is coming, but the expected snowfall has not yet arrived. The naked and decaying land is desolate and secretly lost, losing its former vitality.

16. In this cold night, you are walking alone and lonely.

17. In this cold night, your heart dropped and fell into a deep whirlpool, spinning constantly but without direction. Your heart screams, trying to catch something, but there isn't even a straw around you.

18. From sitting on a bench counting stars, to now you won’t even pay attention to me when I come to you; from calling each other a bitch so beautifully, to now it’s cold. No one will care; from the original high spirits to the current complete failure. At least from now on, I am a loser with no future, and you were right to leave. You are my first dream and my last dream. < /p>

20. It’s getting cold, so everyone wear more clothes and eat more. Today is October 1st.