It's ridiculous to say what Daquan hates most about Valentine's Day.

1, girl, don't be too kind when the world is cold.

2. Dad: How much is 1 plus 2? Son: I don't know. Dad: For example, mom and I, plus you, a * * *, how much is it? Idiot! The son immediately replied: 3 idiots!

3. Full house is because people are lonely-

It's really comfortable to see people who don't like me add trouble to your hearts.

5. What do you like about me? Can't I change it?

6. It's not our fault that we don't want to do our homework, but it's someone else's fault to assume that summer vacation and cold are in the hottest and coldest season.

7. If I could have another June day, would someone play games with me?

8. Pulling eggs every day is not too painful.

9. Too many stories inevitably lead to too much drama, and the failure is that the audience never takes it seriously.

Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

1 1. Now there are too many bachelors in society, and there are obviously not enough little girls. Why doesn't the government help solve it?

12, I suspect that my mouth was lost more than ten years ago, otherwise it hasn't appeared in front of me.

13, eating grass, squeezing out acne.

14, patting the head is the decision, patting the chest must be guaranteed, patting the ass and leaving directly.

15, you know that the flowers will bloom again and the birds will come again. You're gone, but someone will still come.

16, what is the fuse of the fourth movement? God replied: only three days off on May Day ~

17. Nowadays, students are so rude that they don't even talk to me in class.

I don't know! You don't understand, fool, boy! The phone is upside down!

19, girlfriends, I will marry you if you can't get married!

20. I just graduated from school and returned to being single! As soon as I started working, I was played by the ladies in those offices. What a professional woman now! Worse than a tigress! More cunning than a fox! I live in hot water, so I'd better stay single.

2 1, people are alive, their hearts are long, and some people are dead.

22. playing with feelings? I'll make you cry rhythmically ...

24. The wind blows and clouds fly. I love King Adi all my life.

I like you, but I dare not say I like you, but I dare not say.

26. Copying homework is not called copying homework. Called philology, mathematical analogy, English copying, geographical migration, biological copying, physical frame of reference, chemical isomers, political seeking common ground while reserving differences, historical and cultural unity!

27. Don't tell me to bring it on-I have two generations of love!

28. I used to be a schoolmaster until one day I wanted to see the world of slag, and TM couldn't find the way back.

29. It is a season of getting up by perseverance and exposure by courage.

30. Take a black-and-white photo of your appearance, frame it in your heart, and light some incense when you miss you.

3 1. Some people say that they have been single for two years. I said it was no big deal. I have been single since I was born.

32. I survived being young and frivolous. Girl, when did you have waist-length hair?

33, the talented facade reveals the essence of dress B.

34. Lu Yu, a beautiful sister, wants to have fun with her. The beauty left before she could figure out the incision. Feeling very anxious, she shouted: that beautiful woman in front, you dropped your bra!

35, looking at the face of the class teacher, let Russia have the impulse to drop out of school, talk about learning?

36. If time could be repeated, I would still fall in love with you.

37. Not all milk is called Telunsu, and not all the people I call are pigs.

38. When I love you, what you say is what? If I don't love you, what do you say you are?

I am not a delicate host, so I don't need anyone to protect me.

40. My friend said how did you get that scar on your face? My mother had a caesarean section.

4 1, the worst thing is that after a long confession, I suddenly found that the information was sent to the wrong person.

42, bully me, I curse you for buying noodles all your life without a fork.

I hate Valentine's Day. Every Valentine's Day, I will definitely break up!

44. Use 2B to describe you. People don't like pencils.

45. An American forgot to bring toilet paper when he went to the toilet, so he had to ask for help through his mobile phone Facebook! After more than ten minutes, more than 20 good people sent toilet paper! A China man forgot to bring toilet paper to the toilet and asked for help through WeChat friends circle. Ten minutes later, he was praised by more than 50 people.

When the whole world wants me to give up, I still expect someone to whisper in my ear: Never mind, try again.

47. I accidentally cut my hand while cutting meat, and blood dripped on the pork. My brother said you were bleeding blood to recognize your relatives? Xiong Haizi, come here. I promise I won't hit you.

48. I have always wanted to ask who designed TM instant noodles? One pack is not enough to eat, and two packs are finished.

49. If you live a happy and stable life, who wants to be displaced?

50. I cut my hair short, my troubles and a fork I don't like.

5 1, the things you can't forget occupy a place in your heart, but not all.

52. The table is too hot. . So that a mosquito was scalded to death. . .

I don't care if you make me angry for the first time. You made me angry for the second time. Who are you? I'll shoot you the third time I come back.

Don't be so self-righteous, not everyone will pay for you unconditionally.