Say it humorously.

1, sorry! I accidentally sent "like you" to your mobile phone. If you accept it, please keep it. If not, please send it back to me.

2, I am the dragon lady in the sky, a bunch of dragons on the ground, without head, rain, flowers and red flowers.

3. It will be very painful for men to "go to work in the wrong line"; When a woman marries the wrong person, it will be very painful to get off work.

I am willing to stay with you all my life, be your quilt in winter and be your electric fan in summer.

5, the lover will eventually buckle the meat, and the pig pocket will appear in the lover's eyes. If the relationship is long-term, it is not pork and pork. We want to fly in heaven, two birds become one, and I want to be a pig.

6. When will you marry me home? Almost everything in my room has been moved to your house. ...

7. I want to appear in front of you for the first time and tell you that I really love you! *^v^* I'm smiling at you. Are you happy?

8. I want to be your left hand, not your right hand, because I will wipe your sweat when you are tired; I'm afraid your hand will tremble with my heart when you write!

9. Who says being single is not good? Love is precious, and the free price is higher. If you die alone, you can throw them both.

10, I have an unknown poem that travels all over the world and no one knows it. Only fools and I know. A fool is reading this poem.

1 1, you are skin and I am meat; You are a suit, I am a button; You are coffee, I am a bean; Loving you for life is not enough.

12, green mountains and green waters are lovely, and beautiful women are loved by everyone. I must fall in love with you for the next generation of my motherland.

13, you are bad, you are bad, take roses as food, drive a BMW as a donkey, pretend to be blind when you see ugly ones, pretend to be bored when you see beautiful ones, pretend to be weird when you meet spicy ones, and regret when you see information, or I will kick you!

14. When you go out, your wife has told you not to take the first row by car. If you can't stand up with a food clip, don't drink your stomach. Don't pick wild flowers by the roadside. Don't bring your lover into the house.

15, you scold me because I'm afraid your wife will have a litter of monkeys. There may be skipping and giggling after reading the information.

16, ILOVEYOU, love bug virus, it will delete all the information in your mobile phone. Want to recover? Please reply "ILOVEYOU"!

17, yeah! I accidentally sent you "I love you" by mistake. If you accept it, keep it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

18, I am ugly but I am gentle, I am thin but I am healthy, my heart is soft but my legs are not short, you are a little fat but full, especially your smile is beautiful.

19, mud is a nest! Mud is the smell of the nest! I look at the mud affectionately! I want to say to mud, I lack mud! (Please read aloud)

20. If you are chilling, I am spring; If your heart is bitter, I am sweet; If you are sad, I am smiling. Maybe I am not everything to you, every day, but I am by no means a burden to your life.