The relaxed personality is funny. Tell me about it.

1. Carrying a satyr's cross, I wander around the street corner of hooligans.

2. I will help you solve the problems that Confucius can't solve.

3. Looking at the way he eats, it's hard to believe that mankind will become extinct one day.

4. Speaking of clothes, there are two ways to wash them, self-washing and others' washing.

5. My future is a dream. What's more, I still have insomnia at the moment.

6. I have a clear distinction in life, so that my infatuation with Hermes will not be affected by Guo Meimei.

7. The fish lives in the tears of water, but dies in the arms of the chopping board.

8. The Smurfs grew up with us and became Avatar.

9. I used to play hard, but now I play hard.

Uncle, remember to cover your mouth when you laugh. Be careful of your dentures.

11. You are walking in the rivers and lakes, so the rivers and lakes are polluted by you.

12. If you are so polite to me, I won't be polite!

13. Drink pigeon soup every day and be a peace-loving person.

14. If the sky falls, you hold it first, and I'll find a stick.

15. How time flies! We have known each other for a year in 355 days.

16. Every successful man always has an icon called Fast Broadcast on his computer desktop.

17. Although I seem to be heavy and fat, I am actually malnourished.

18. At your age, you have fallen below the issue price.

19. A man is as good as his word: "When I say I don't pay back, I don't pay back!"

2. Don't shout everywhere that the world has abandoned you. The world originally didn't belong to you.

21. Actually, I have never left the Jianghu. I just dive under the Jianghu for a long time.

22. Yao Ming in thought and Jing M.Guo in action.

23, don't let your girlfriend have a blue face! Blue is blue and you are green!

24. Actually, I'm not nearsighted either. I can see clearly how far the moon is from us.

25, delicious fierce woman, should dare to face the fat body and the discerning eyes of the masses

26, I had a heart to lose weight, but I had a life of eating food.

27. Whenever someone praises me, the General Administration of China fails to catch me because I haven't praised me enough.

28. Women are good at makeup, while men are good at camouflage.

29. Why didn't the country study bulletproof vests with your face?

3. All weekends that don't aim at sleep are hooligans!

31. I am your real levity, and you are my vigorous shallowness.

32. Some idol dramas are so pure that they really have no acting skills.

33. The object you are pursuing already exists. Please try again later.

34. since ancient times, there have been many confessions, and there have always been fewer marriages.

35. When I pay the phone bill, I realize that my words are so valuable.

36. Why do Haier brothers only wear underwear? Because the Haier brothers are not red diamonds

37, and heaven has not given me a big responsibility, they still suffer from my mind and strain my bones and muscles.