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I feel so small when I get paid. Let's talk about the compilation (44 sentences)

I feel so small when I get paid. Let's talk about the first one: 1. Really annoying! This job is like a year! Work overtime every day! I just lost my salary! No subsidies! Be scolded every day! I don't know what I'm doing.

2. rolls-royce with money, hard work without money, exhausted.

Sighing that you can't get what you want is also a waste of time. Only robbery is the last word.

4. Leave your troubles behind and sleep peacefully;

I thought I wanted a career, but I just wanted a salary.

6. Now the salary is the same as eyelashes. Once finalized, it will be difficult to go up again! Prices, like beards, are always taken care of and go up very fast!

7. When you are down and out, you know that people are warm and cold. When you have no money, you know that the world is cold and people are alive. Waiting for you to be unhappy is because you don't love yourself well and often consume yourself because of others.

8. My major is civil engineering. I remember when I first left school, I had no direction and didn't know what to do. By chance, my classmate introduced me to a real estate company to make a budget. I remember facing this industry, I didn't know how to start. When I was at school, I only had a little theoretical knowledge in my mind, and I thought that what the company needed was a professional budgeter who could get started. I was really at a loss. Fortunately, two experienced masters took pains to help me answer all my questions. Now think about it, the knowledge I learned at that time laid a solid foundation for me to enter this industry.

9. Others have a good reputation, and there is a black hand behind them.

10. Strength comes not from bullets, but from lies. Tell a big lie and the whole world will dance with you!

1 1. Visually, I was 20 minutes late. Alas, the salary is low and there is no motivation to go to work. Fortunately, I don't have to punch in. ...

12. Everyone is beautifully dressed and young and romantic;

13. After the salary is paid, one more week of arrogance, one week of saving, one week of expectation, and this month is over!

14. Work and life are really bad, and grass can still be eaten in the dishes;

15. The factory is not my home, and my salary will never increase;

16. From now on, start the mode of not eating or drinking, saving food and using! See if you can buy a house in this cheap and expensive place next year! By the way, just lose weight!

17. I am idle like a salted duck egg every day, and my salary is low like a bastard.

18. That day, after calculating the salary increase, I counted the pork. Find yourself worse than a pig!

19. There is no oil in the dish, and there are mosquitoes biting under the table.

20. Hard work and low wages make it difficult to grant leave; Working every year, worrying about overtime like a monkey every day; There is no reason to be scolded for working overtime without pay every day; I shook my head when I met a boss with low salary and low salary. It's the end of the month, and I'm worried that I don't know when I can come out.

2 1. I like to delve into history in my spare time, especially Qing history, a big fan of concubines in the palace.

22. Sometimes I miss my internship. Although the salary is low, I am so happy.

Apart from the low salary, the company is doing well. It's a bit difficult to lose weight on this meal! When is the salary high and the weight low?

24. Are you still worried about your low salary and your inability to buy a house or car? You can earn hundreds in just one hour. What are you waiting for? Let's act quickly.

25. No meal is full.

26. How many people expect and lose by "entering" in the QQ dialog box?

27. Being lovelorn is like catching a cold. Whether it is cured or not, it will be fine in half a month.

28. I am far from home, my salary is very low, I am as busy as a dog, and sometimes I get angry. What's the point of continuing?

29. If you can stand up more often than fall down, you are strong!

30. What hardships, bumps, blows and setbacks does a naive and frivolous teenager need to experience when he grows into a mature and vicissitudes man?

3 1. A person who has been hurt emotionally could have forgotten it slowly, but if he has been stubborn. It will make its wounds never heal, and time can't heal yours.

32. Don't perverts want childlike perverts, so women will be much less wary!

33. I came from far away without a gift. I went to a far away place and no one came to see me off.

34. If you have the opportunity to travel again, just find a reason.

35. Why do you study so late? Is it love? Is it diligence? Because the salary is low! ! ! ! ! !

36. The beauty and yearning generated by distance are temporary, and all come from the unaccustomed absence of one party. Once this kind of unaccustomed, the distance will be alienated.

37. Love is getting more and more frustrated, but I can't see hope more and more. Is it because of the low salary? Love must be determined and must be persisted. Why am I more and more uncertain because of my low salary? Everyone who is single must see through why I can't see through it at all, because the salary is low. If you want to love, don't be afraid of pain. Is it because of the low salary?

38. It is enough for superior leaders to be obedient when inspecting.

39. Being alive is more important than the Chinese New Year, getting paid is more important than getting the year-end bonus, performance is more important than getting paid, and the sense of accomplishment at work is more important than the money left in the pocket at last.

40. As time goes by, my parents will leave before me, and my children will leave me when they grow up, and only my wife will accompany me through this long life.

4 1. Many people and things are excited, sorry and heartbroken because you know me but don't know that I love you.

42. For women, there are four kinds of men. The first visual type looks good, but the embroidered pillow has a bag of grass. The second type of emotion can talk to you about the lingering love, which hurts feelings the most and is useless after marriage. The third luxury can give you the best life, but it may not be able to accompany you to your old age. The fourth is more practical, ugly, unable to fall in love and have no money, but willing to take on family responsibilities. Which one do you want?

As the saying goes, there is no regret medicine in the world, only birth control pills!

44. There is a dead fish in the water. I think it may be because of drinking too much water.

Talk about the mood of paying wages

Talk about the mood of paying wages

First, as the old saying goes, the last time you hang out with a billionaire, you are a multimillionaire, and the last time you hang out with a multimillionaire, you are a millionaire. Why? It's definitely not the salary. You may think you can learn a lot, such as the thinking of rich people, the way of dealing with people and so on. It's too superficial. For billionaires, there are many millions of projects. Similarly, for multi-millionaires, there are many millions of projects, some of which they can't care about, and some of which they don't care about. At this time, you can try. What to learn from the rich? Learn from their eyes and business judgment.

Second, la la la, pay, la la, raise, although only one hundred dollars, la la, still very happy.

Third, the press conference is finally over, and it's getting dark. Baby's heart is bitter, baby should eat delicious food after work! Pay tomorrow ~

There are four happy things today. First, I had a holiday. Second, I got paid. Third, my mother sent me a big box of delicious food. Finally, I'm glad I came to Shanghai alone, but meeting you made me not feel lonely in a strange city. Although I am the oldest, I have been taken care of by you, giving me an experience that someone has been here and loved you.

I quarreled with an unwilling girl some time ago. Wechat sent a message telling me that she was getting married on the Dragon Boat Festival and asked me if I would go. I choose to play dead, not that I don't want to go. We haven't been paid for half a year. What can I do but play dead?

The weather is terrible, but I'm still excited at the thought of getting paid in a few hours. I feel like I haven't seen money in centuries.

Seven, adults pay me, I can go out to surf!

I have no choice but to be strong, so don't talk about the future of my life. I'm too lazy to think about things after tomorrow. You never know which comes first, tomorrow or the accident. But the baby got his salary today, and he is still very happy, but he may not be happy tomorrow.

Nine, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

Today is a good day. Heavy rain. When it comes to water, you have to pay, pay! There is another wave of money

At the end of their tether, the company finally decided to pay the salary.

Twelve, every day is boring, just today I have a sense of expectation and pay! I only have a few mice, and my money has bottomed out.

I always feel that money is not enough recently. The point is that I haven't bought a few clothes yet, and the money is gone. Thankfully, I will get my salary soon.

Fourteen, travel for a week, and then get paid.

Fifteen, look at the heart of a circle of friends, no salary for three months! Eat a fart, three friends get married in a row, and thousands are gone at once.

Sixteen, la la la ~ I'm going to get paid ~ I have to plan how to spend it.

Seventeen, I've been paid these two days. What a timely help! I feel alive again after calculating the account!

Eighteen, pay salary ~ get commission for the first time ~ I like commission very much, I like commission very much! Make an appointment! Drink it! Eat hemp!

Nineteen, pay! I bought an old man's mobile phone for grandpa and played it all afternoon. I want to buy myself one.

Twenty, Lala Lala ~ I got paid today, and all my hard work and complaints went up in smoke. I haven't counted money for two years. I am so excited. Buy whatever you need, be rich and willful.

Twenty-one, pay! Today is a good day to celebrate!

Twenty-two, someone said to invite me to dinner, I said you paid? He said that's not why. Oh, dear, I was so busy and angry that I almost forgot my second anniversary. Eat and drink!

Twenty-three, the salary will be paid the day after tomorrow, and then I deeply realized that this is just the process of the number being transferred to my account. I saw the number, and then the number disappeared. Haha, don't stop me, I want to go to the rooftop.

Twenty-four, pay! Carson! (You can take a selfie here) Hahahaha

Twenty-five, I got paid before I got off work yesterday. I really can't stop shopping on Taobao.

Twenty-six, I opened the client of China Merchants Bank today and accidentally found that I paid my salary in advance! Then, buy buy bought it.

Twenty-seven, thirty-seventh day. Today I finally returned to my normal life. As usual. Give lectures to junior three children in the evening. I'm not good at math. It's stressful. Sudan. Pay tonight. I will earn enough living expenses for next semester. My parents will be surprised and say that I am very capable. Ha ha. Come back for two hours every day to drive chickens. That's right. Vae's new song is really nice. Elegant and popular * * * reward. As always. Vae. Always. Good night.

Pay me ~ I have to pay the registration fee ~ I have to pay the high-speed rail money ~ I don't want to live.

Twenty-nine, 598 days ~ You had a nightmare in the morning ~ You woke up crying ~ You sobbed in your mother's arms after waking up ~ I took you out to buy fish and shrimp in the morning ~ On the way back, you fell asleep against the sun and breeze ~ I went to work in the afternoon ~ I reluctantly said goodbye to you ~ The busy weekend was finally over ~ I can sit down and write on Monday ~ I can organize my work for half a year ~ Tomorrow is a happy day ~ I can.

Thirty, the baby has already paid and paid a lot of money, and the baby is going to heaven.

Thirty-one, pay! So happy! No need to soar!

Thirty-two, pay. When I walked out of the Lamian Noodles store, I told mcc that I would probably remember this meal for many years. Jing 'an's shopping mall is filled with a high-grade aroma, and I actually ate my hard-earned money for the first time in my life.

33, I got paid. I am so happy that I can buy clothes and lipstick. But the thesis teacher hasn't given us feedback yet, and it will be handed in in two days. I thought it was because we didn't write well and there were too many places to change. As a result, I asked him yesterday, only to know that he had never seen a teacher with serious procrastination. I really don't know what to say.

Brother, get married. We are beautiful enough. We are really rich. I hope Mei Xin's wedding will be held on an island. Stupid Mei Xin and Wu Ge have a good night. Dear,/kloc-salary will be paid in 0/9 days.

Thirty-five years old, dreaming every day, dreaming of getting paid and this little bitch Bishe, dreaming uneasy dreams every day.

Let's talk about the mood after salary.

1. Salary is like a period: once a month, and it will be gone in a week or so.

Salary is like a period: once you get pregnant, you lose it.

3. What's the use of wearing 30,000 yuan clothes? It is only useful to wear 3 yuan clothes into 30 thousand yuan clothes.

I am dying, and I still have money. Your mother and I are sisters. Give it to her for me.

I believe my life will not stop there. I don't want to be a mediocre person living on the streets when I grow up. I don't want to worry about money in the future I don't want to spend every day in the future.

6. Wages are like your period: you often don't arrive on time!

7. Wage is like a period: it hurts when it goes up. . .

8. Our company is a good company! Although I get off work late, I go to work early! Although we have less rest, we are more on duty! Although we are very cold in winter, we are very hot in summer! Although we had a holiday late, we started early! Although our salary is low, we work a lot! This is what you are looking for when you are looking for a job! Take the least money, take more classes and take fewer vacations!

9. Now the salary is the same as eyelashes. Once finalized, it will be difficult to go up again! Prices, like beards, are always taken care of and go up very fast!

10. My salary has really gone up, and I love the party more in my heart. I can reward my children and let my parents praise me. Dare to shout when you see your wife, and dare to talk when you see your classmates. I want to try the seafood goose web. Dare to grab the bill after dinner, and you can go shopping in your spare time. I can enter the sauna occasionally, and it itches when I meet a beautiful woman. In my dream, YY is really cool. As a result, the price went up again, and everything was done for nothing.

1 1. Except for wages, almost everything around us has gone up in price, but we still have to live strong, because the price of the cemetery has also gone up now. A village held a meeting to discuss funeral reform and save land resources, and the villagers expressed their opinions. A said: I suggest! You don't even need a coffin. This saves money and land. B said: I think vertical burial can save more space. C knocked on his pipe and said slowly, I think it's only half buried vertically, even the tombstone is saved. You can tell who is dead at a glance.

12. Wage is like a period: once a month, it will be gone in a week or so. Netizen: I'm afraid I'm not sure, and I didn't come. I lost it as soon as I got pregnant! When you reach retirement age, it will be gone soon! Zhou Guangzu! You'll be flustered then. Master it yourself, and he will come if you want. Only you know how much.

13. On the way to struggle, think of Big Wolf when you are hungry and Logger Vick when you are poor. Why are you not strong?

14. Wages are like a period: when you reach retirement age, you will soon be gone!

15. I really want to fill Baidu with papers every exam, so you will know that I am angry with the marking teacher.

16. The first guy who knows that milk can be drunk, what did you do to the cow?

17. The golden hair of rhubarb is so precious now that I don't even pay attention to selling it to you in summer. Ha ha.

18. I liked to play hide-and-seek when I was a child. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.

19. I read travel novels every day, and the toilet I read is like the hole I traveled through.

I hate it, but I accept it.

2 1. Some people say that I don't deserve to love you, that I have no money, no car and no house.

22. We didn't spend your money to change school uniforms, and long bangs didn't block your face. You are jealous of our youth when you are old.

23. I heard that getting married recently was very cheap, and the Civil Affairs Bureau got it for nine yuan. Let me treat you.

24. Salary is like a period: then you will panic!

I didn't stop loving you, I just decided not to show it.

26. Actually, I envy Enshang. Atan is her prince charming, Cui Yingdao is her black knight, and Zen Rong is her blue face!

27. You don't need too many good friends. Three is enough. One will lend you money, one will attend your wedding and one will attend your funeral.

28. You laugh at me for having nothing, and I pity you for having money to pretend.

29. Be an idiot when you are happy, and be a madman when you are sad. He is a kidnapper when he has no money, and a fool when he has money. To live is a tragedy, but to die.

30. No money is strong, money is heartless, love has no chance, fate has no points, and those who have points are getting divorced.

3 1. This is a world of money.

32. You can figure out a person's money and looks, but never figure out that he is good to you, because if he doesn't want to be good to you, then you have nothing.

33. I realized that friends are like RMB, which is true and false. Unfortunately, I'm not a money detector.

Don't speak ill of me behind my back, maybe I will stand behind you.

35. The boy didn't take the initiative to find a girl, indicating that he really didn't want to talk to her. The girl didn't take the initiative to find a boy because she was waiting for him to find her.

36. Don't treat me like a fool. I don't know some things, but I see them in my eyes and bury them in my heart.

37. If you get tired after getting up before going to bed, you will have the spirit of going to bed before getting up. It is estimated that many things will not happen.

38. I always have a few such friends around me. When they first met, they were very gentle. Only when they got familiar with it did they know that they were released from that mental hospital.

39. After you left, I dug out my old qq space and said that he gave me a cup with a paper crane folded by him. I almost forgot that you loved me so tenderly. So you gave me a deadline to love me forever, until I fell in love with you.

40. I was very young when I met you. Miss you for so many years, haggard into a failed flower. Let's meet again. If we can't meet again, I will go with the water.

Let's talk about the more excited mood after salary.

1. At the end of the rope, the company finally decided to pay the salary.

2. Every time I take an exam, I really want to fill Baidu with papers, so you will know that I am angry with the marking teacher.

The first guy who knows that milk can be drunk, what did you do to the cow?

Rhubarb Golden Hair is very precious now, and I didn't pay attention to selling it to you in summer. Ha ha.

5. Salary is like a period: when you reach retirement age, it will be gone soon!

6, every day is boring, just today I have a sense of expectation and pay my salary! I only have a few mice, and my money has bottomed out.

7. I always feel that money is not enough recently. The point is that I didn't buy a few clothes, and the money was gone. Thankfully, I will pay my salary immediately.

I went on a business trip for a week and then got paid.

9, look at the heart of a circle of friends, no salary for three months! Eat a fart, three friends get married in a row, and thousands are gone at once.

10, la la la ~ I'm going to get paid ~ I have to plan how to spend it.

1 1, these two days have been sent, which is really a timely help! I feel alive again after calculating the account!

12, get paid ~ get the commission for the first time ~ I like the commission very much, I like the commission very much! Make an appointment! Drink it! Eat hemp!

13, pay! I bought an old man's mobile phone for grandpa and played it all afternoon. I want to buy myself one.

14, Lala ~ I got paid today, and all my hard work and complaints went up in smoke. I haven't counted money for two years. I am so excited. Add whatever you need, rich and willful.

15. I liked to play hide-and-seek when I was a child. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.

16 leafing through novels every day, the toilet I see is like a through hole.

17. What a deep hatred, but I accept it.

18. Some people say that I don't deserve to love you, that I have no money, no car and no house.

19. We didn't spend your money to change school uniforms, and long bangs didn't block your face. You are jealous of our youth when you are old.

20. I heard that getting married recently was very cheap, and the Civil Affairs Bureau got it for nine yuan. Let me treat you.

2 1 You laugh at me for having nothing, and I pity you for pretending with money.

22. Be an idiot when you are happy, and be a madman when you are sad. He is a kidnapper when he has no money, and a fool when he has money. To live is a tragedy, but to die.

23. No money is strong, money is heartless, love has no chance, fate has no points, and those who have points are getting divorced.

24. This is a world of money.

I want to have a life outside of work, so I have to work overtime.

26. Weeding is at noon, and going to work is very hard. After a morning, it was afternoon. If you have no money to spend, your heart will be more painful. For a better life, hard work is hard work.

27. I always feel that my personality is not suitable for work, but only for salary.

28. At the thought of going to work tomorrow, I have a headache, leg pain, eye pain, hand pain, foot pain and pain everywhere.

29. The mood of going to work is heavier than going to the grave.

30. In this weather, you have to wait for the northwest wind when you go to work.

3 1. Look at the Forbes Rich List every morning. If my name is not on it, I will go to work.

In a word, it proves that I am very busy at work. When I come home from work, my mobile phone still has 75% power.

There are a group of Smurfs on this side of the mountain and on the other side of the sea! They are diligent and clever. They worked overtime until dawn.

34. Others ask for money when they go to work, but we work hard!

Growing up means going to work as usual the next day, even if you are sad to death.

36. It's hard to go to work. It's really hard to go to work. Why don't you join club B? You don't have to wait in line to go shopping, and you don't have to pay the shopping fee and collect the protection fee.

37. I wake up every morning thinking I quit, and my grandson will go to work as usual twenty minutes later.

38. Work year after year, worry year after year, work overtime like a monkey every day, work overtime without pay, and get scolded every day for no reason.

39. You can figure out a person's money and looks, but never figure out that he is good to you, because if he doesn't want to be good to you, then you have nothing.

40. I realized that friends are like RMB, which is true and false. Unfortunately, I'm not a money detector.

4 1. Don't speak ill of me behind my back, maybe I will stand behind you.

42. The fact that the boy didn't take the initiative to find a girl shows that he really didn't want to talk to her. The girl didn't take the initiative to find a boy because she was waiting for him to find her.

43. Don't treat me like a fool. I don't know some things, but I see them in my eyes and bury them in my heart.